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REVIEW: MCFARLANE TOYS KICKSTARTER REMASTERED SPAWN TRILOGY PACK!
Behold! Today, we’re checking the long awaited Kickstarter Remastered Spawn Trilogy Pack from McFarlane Toys.
TOYFARCE REVIEWS:
MCFARLANE TOYS KICKSTARTER REMASTERED SPAWN TRILOGY PACK!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
Behold! Today, we’re checking the long awaited Kickstarter Remastered Spawn Trilogy Pack from McFarlane Toys. I had a lot of fun with it throughout the weekend, so check our social media or the hashtag #loveyoukickstarterspawn for all the shenanigans. But now, it was time to open it.
Obviously, here are the faces I made when opening it:
Here are some pictures of the packaging, which, as promised, was pretty freaking awesome. It really felt like opening something fancy, and now, I can’t go back to just opening normal blister cards. We have higher standards now, come on! Talking about blister cards, the blister card found inside the box is also a call-back to the original one from 1995, with the comic book and everything. Like a ‘retro’ Spawn figure, if you will! It is “collector-friendly”, which means easily resealable.
Here are the figures outside of the box! They’re heavier than i thought, but still have a good balance, thanks to the massive cape! (yeah, yeah, I know, it’s not removable)
CLASSIC SPAWN:
The classic Spawn comes with the classic costume (duh!). It’s a modern remastered version of the classic 1995 action figure (which you can see on a few pictures below). It’s a beautiful figure. That’s my opinion. Sure, the shoulders can’t move much because of the cape, aNd wE DiDn’T gET aN aB-cRuNcH (yells at the sky), but it still is a beautiful figure. The colors are great, with a nice contrast between the black/white and the bright red and green. It’s a great Spawn figure. I’m happy I got it. The screaming head is a bit meh, since it comes as a ‘block’ with the neck, but it’s a nice looking skull nonetheless. The trilogy pack version comes with a plethora of accessories too.
MODERN SPAWN
Modern Spawn comes with slight modifications to his suit, to look a bit more like the modern outfit (big glove, huge boot…). The weird thing is that the boot is on the wrong foot, and you would think that Todd McFarlane would know on which foot the big boot is supposed to be, but oh well! The unmasked head is gnarly AF, and looks awesome (McFarlane Toys knows how to do gnarly, see Tortured Souls, etc…). The Al Simmons head is also a great sculpt. Kinda look like a black Dominic Purcell (which I can’t unsee now), but it looks great on the figure (and it has a neck!). This one comes with a big gun that the other ones don’t have. Also a call-back to the original 1995 unmasked Spawn variant, which I also had, with pics added below.
ARTIST PROOF SPAWN
The Artist Proof Spawn is the ‘unpainted’ version. McFarlane Toys used to do that a lot in the past (the movie Spawn figure had an unpainted version like that too, which was given at the Cannes film festival, and I grabbed a bunch of them back then), so it made sense to have this one as a part of the set. It’s a great figure, in the sense that since it’s not painted, your eyes are drawn to all the details and the sculpt. It comes with its very own ‘necroplasm’ effect, and some of the other versions’ same accessories, but unpainted.
I’m pretty happy with the set (in case you couldn’t tell!). It will look awesome on a nice display (which I have yet to figure out), and I’m glad I participated in the Kickstarter campaign. All figures come with a stand that says “Record-setting action figure”, which is a nice touch. Gotta rub that in, right?
Todd McFarlane teased that the next Kickstarter project might be a Medieval Spawn. My body is ready!
More news at 11:00… WANDAAAAAA!
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SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN! ASKING EVERYDAY “HAS ANYONE RECEIVED THEIR TOY YET?” MAKES IT ARRIVE FASTER!!
If your feed has been looking like that for a few weeks, do not adjust your monitor, it’s completely normal!
SCIENTIFIC NEWS:
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN: ASKING EVERYDAY “HAS ANYONE RECEIVED THEIR TOY YET?” MAKES IT ARRIVE FASTER!!
If your feed has been looking like that for a few weeks, do not adjust your monitor, it’s completely normal!
There are lots of people that ordered toys (for example, that Kickstarter Spawn) that are very excited and are getting so impatient that they feel the need to ask very often if other people have received theirs. Nobody really knows why, considering that if other people have indeed received theirs, their situation would not miraculously change, and they would still not have received their own. Some say it makes them feel better if other people got theirs, because they could be next in line (that never happened). But could asking “Has anyone received theirs?” often actually make your toy arrive faster?
A team of scientist from Wyoming got a very generous funding in order to start a research on that phenomenon, and their results will surprise you! Professor Kent Waite was interviewed by ToyFarce: “There is a correlation between asking that same question all the time, and the toys actually arriving faster. There is a lot of mathematics involved but we won’t go into that…” he said. “With my colleague, Professor Ian Michael Patient (aka Professor I.M.Patient), we are using Einstein’s theory of relativity, proving that the rate at which time passes depends on your frame of reference, and when you spend your entire days bitchi…I mean, asking about your toy, time flows differently for you, and when you get your figure, it feels that less time has passed!”
You heard him, folks! So keep asking about your Kickstarter Spawn, or the tracking info about it! It will definitely make it arrive faster!
More news at 11:00…but seriously, has anyone received their tracking for their Kickstarter Spawn yet?
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“ANOTHER COLLECTOR GOT THAT TOY BEFORE ME AND NOW, MY DAY IS RUINED!”
We have all seen those posts. Multiple times a week, in fact. It seems that a lot of collectors feel entitled that they should get toys before others, because they pre-ordered an item and have a wonderful personality…
COLLECTOR NEWS:
“ANOTHER COLLECTOR GOT THAT TOY BEFORE ME AND NOW, MY DAY IS RUINED!”
“How is that fair that *I* pre-ordered this DAY ONE, and *I* still haven’t gotten it, while other people are finding it in store?”
“From now on, I will boycott that brand! How dare they?”
“THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!”
We have all seen those posts. Multiple times a week, in fact. It seems that a lot of collectors feel entitled that they should get toys before others, because they pre-ordered an item and have a wonderful personality.
There are several reasons why someone would get a product before someone else: Location, quality of the post service, plain luck, etc… Yet, some collectors still don’t seem to grasp the concept that pre-order does not mean “guaranteed to get it first”...
Of course, ToyFarce completely understands being excited and impatient. We are also waiting for our NECA Tokka and Rahzar two-pack, and our Kickstarter Spawn figures. But just like everybody else, we just have to be patient.
In the example of the Kickstarter Spawn: “Yeah, but some people in Hong Kong and China are starting to get them, and I have to wait weeks before I get mine because it’s on a boat!”… So what? What is wrong with waiting? Is it the fear of being less validated and getting less “likes” because other people will have posted pictures before yours arrived? No need to worry about that, most people will have blocked you by the time you receive yours because of the constant complaining anyway ^^
Here is a lesson about patience, self-control and delayed gratification brought to you by Loki himself, Tom Hiddleston, and the Cookie Monster:
We hope that this will help!
More news at 11:00… BUT DID ANYONE GET THEIR TRACKING INFO YET?
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TOYFARCE TURNS 1 YEAR OLD! HERE IS A TOP 10 OF YEAR 1
On November 22nd, 2019, the first crappy photo-edit was made and published in a few facebook groups, along with a short “news article” text, and the rest is history. Thanks a million for the support over this year.
ANNIVERSARY NEWS:
TOYFARCE TURNS 1 YEAR OLD! HERE IS A TOP 10 OF YEAR 1
Well, as implied by the title, ToyFarce is now 1 year old. On November 22nd, 2019, the first crappy photo-edit was made and published in a few facebook groups, along with a short “news article” text, and the rest is history. Thanks a million for the support over this year.
We tried to make a Top 10 list of the ‘best’ articles of this year, but it turned out to be more difficult than it sounded, as we love all of the posts equally! Ok, some definitely got better reactions than others, and we noticed that it’s always the ones that we expect the less to have a big reaction that gets them, so we’re still learning! Now, let’s make year 2 funnier than year 1!
10. HOT TOYS USING UNSOLD BOBA FETT TO MAKE THE MANDALORIAN FIGURES?!
9. FUNKO POP SOON RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WILL START MAKING OWN EMPLOYEES POP FIGURES!
Weirdly enough, this has been the only post about Funko Pops, while there is definitely room for more! More Funko news in year 2!
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/01/funko-pop-soon-running-out-of-ideas.html
8. MORE TRANSFORMERS COLLABORATIVE FIGURES TO COME ?!
So many possibilities! So many famous movie cars! We would still buy them all!
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/07/more-transformers-collaborative-figures.html
7. FIGURE SWAPPERS NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE!
Gathering a lot of pictures from figure swaps was hilarious. Some of them may be staged, but we all had a good laugh with them anyway.
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/07/figure-swappers-not-even-trying-anymore.html
6. SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON CANCELLED - SCALPING INDUSTRY TO TAKE HUGE FINANCIAL HIT!
One of the first posts to talk about scalpers, which would become a regular thing later on. In hindsight, it turns out they still found a way to profit from it after all…
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/04/san-diego-comic-con-cancelled-scalping.html
5. "TIME AND ENERGY", A NEW TAX FROM SCALPERS?!
Another one about scalpers. I included this one because it got the most reactions, a lot of arguments/fights between collectors and scalpers in the comments in various facebook groups, some trying to defend/justify, etc... It was pretty wild!
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/08/time-and-energy-new-tax-from-unassumed.html
4. NECA’S NEXT GREMLINS SET REVEALED: GRETA’S WEDDING!
This one is special because we ordered a Cameo from Robert Picardo, not expecting any answer, and not only did Robert Picardo answer, but he delivered a brilliant, funny, amazing video that I hope more people will see. If this Cameo thing delivers like that, expect more in the future!
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/necas-next-gremlins-set-revealed-gretas-wedding
3. A FOURTH MORTAL KOMBAT SPAWN FIGURE VARIANT, WITH TRUMPET?!
After several different Spawn figures announced with a different weapon, we thought about what would be the ultimate accessory: a trumpet. This led to a string of several running gags, and trumpets were added in several other posts (Hasbrolab’s Sentinel and Mandalorian’s Razor Crest, …). We even released a follow-up review of the figure later on.
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/06/a-fourth-mortal-kombat-spawn-figure.html
Review: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/reviews-mcfarlane-toys-mortal-kombat-spawnwith-trumpet
2. AFTER THE SUCCESS OF THE TARGET EXCLUSIVE RED HULK, MARVEL LEGENDS TO RELEASE MORE COLORED HULKS!!
This was one of the early hits, right when the Red Hulk hype was at its highest, with tons of people actually asking if it was real, and where to pre-order. Good times!
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/03/after-success-of-target-exclusive-red.html
1. STAR WARS - THE "OPENING CRAWL" FINALLY GETTING A BLACK SERIES FIGURE!
Our personal favorite. It also got a lot of reactions, and a ton of people said they would actually buy this if it ever came out (we totally would too).
Link: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/06/star-wars-opening-crawl-finally-getting.html
Did we miss any article that you loved, and think would deserve to be in the Top 10? Let us know in the comments!
As always, more news at 11:00… Here’s to year 2!
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LOOKING FOR ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE MCFARLANE TOYS PROMO PICS ROOFTOP!
If you have any information about the location of that rooftop, please let us know in the comments!
INVESTIGATIVE NEWS:
LOOKING FOR ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE MCFARLANE TOYS PROMO PICS ROOFTOP!
Earlier last week, the McFarlane Toys Kickstarter Spawn action figure was nominated for “Toy of the Year 2020” on Toyawards.org. This was the perfect occasion for the Toddfather himself to release some new promo pics of the Kickstarter Spawn figure, which caught the attention of ToyFarce.
After further inspection, it seems that the rooftop on which the Spawn figure appears to be is the same rooftop as the one where the Red (White) Knight Batman picture was taken earlier this year, which can only mean one thing:
There is a rooftop somewhere where the unreleased McFarlane Toys action figures are hanging around.
If you have any information about the location of that rooftop, please let us know in the comments! ToyFarce would be happy to travel there and grab all the unreleased figures, and of course, share them with all of you! We will be waiting for your tips, which can remain anonymous if you prefer so! If we get enough informations, we will make a follow up article!
More news at 11:00… let the investigation begin!
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A FOURTH MORTAL KOMBAT SPAWN FIGURE VARIANT, WITH TRUMPET ?!
First, there was Mortal Kombat Spawn with sword. Then, Mortal Kombat Spawn with mace, and soon, Mortal Kombat Spawn with axe (Target exclusive)…
BREAKING NEWS:
A FOURTH MORTAL KOMBAT SPAWN FIGURE VARIANT, WITH TRUMPET ?!
LIST OF STRETCH GOALS FOR KICKSTARTER SPAWN REVEALED !
Todd McFarlane, and his brand McFarlane Toys, have started a kickstarter in order to remaster the very first action figure of Spawn, which was released in 1995.
EXCLUSIVE NEWS:
LIST OF STRETCH GOALS FOR KICKSTARTER SPAWN REVEALED !
JAWSOME 90'S FIGURES COMING BACK THANKS TO KICKSTARTER !
The American toy giant Mattel has started a campaign of their own, and it is a JAWSOME one
BREAKING NEWS:
JAWSOME 90'S FIGURES COMING BACK THANKS TO KICKSTARTER !
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 SPAWN FIGURE EARLY REVIEW... BUT IT'S THE WRONG FIGURE
Fans all over the world have been excited to learn that not only Todd McFarlane's creation, Spawn would be joining the roster of the hit video game Mortal Kombat 11
BREAKING NEWS:
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 SPAWN FIGURE EARLY REVIEW... BUT IT'S THE WRONG FIGURE
MORE TOY COMPANIES TO USE CROWDFUNDING AFTER MCFARLANE TOYS SPAWN KICKSTARTER ANNOUNCEMENT ?!
This idea hasn't fallen on deaf ears, as we got the scoop that other toy makers will soon start their own crowdfunding venture.
BREAKING NEWS:
MORE TOY COMPANIES TO USE CROWDFUNDING AFTER MCFARLANE TOYS SPAWN KICKSTARTER ANNOUNCEMENT ?!
- Howard Chan, from Hot Toys, thinks about starting a GoFundMe to help his multi million dollar brand release figures a bit faster than at current time.
- The toy
makers of Hasbro will soon start a Patreon, where they will release
pictures of the design, sculpting, prototype, all the processes to make a
figure with different levels of payments showing you more if you pay
more.
- IndieGogo has had conversations with the people from Funko, no details about the subject.
- Mattel to restart their 'MattyCollector' service as a paid subscription, with different tiers.