JNCO MAKING A COMEBACK, SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL AS A POCKET FIG!
BREAKING NEWS:
JNCO MAKING A COMEBACK, SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL AS A POCKET FIG!
Last week, an ex-student from a fashion/design school from New York, working for PWM industry (@playing_with_myself) revealed during an appearance in @highschoolcreations ‘Diorama Talk’ live show that JNCO were planning to make a comeback. It was mentioned that due to the size of the Haslab Sentinel, people might need bigger pockets if they want to have their Sentinel as a pocket fig, and JNCO heard that call. The first part is not even a joke: JNCO are really trying to reintroduce themselves to the world, and want us to shop “groundbreaking wide-leg denim and streetwear that’s unapologetically you”.
This is an actual Facebook ad. This is not a drill.
“Collectible items”. Damn, they really know how to make us want those, right? They’re collectibles!
This is an actual tweet from 2019, so it looks like it’s not their first attempt at a comeback…
LOOK AT THOSE SEX-HAVERS!
Thanks to the cheer size of those pants and pockets, you can now bring your Sentinel along anywhere you go as a pocket fig, whether it is at home, in a park, at work (provided you still have a job after they saw you wear those pants), etc…
It’s called ‘Fashion’, look it up!
“Wheeeeee!”
(I wonder what that guy is up to nowadays… is the professional reconversion easy after being a JNCO model?)
ToyFarce would like to thank Adam, from PMW industry for the reveal (you thought I didn’t hear you, didn’t you?).
More news at 11:00… “Challenge conventionalism. Explore the unfamiliar. Honor individuality.”
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