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Only apple flavored ones left! Found in Star Wars The Black Series Collectors Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #halloween #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #clonetrooper

G.I.Joe Classified Series Trench Viper and Cobra Modular Porta-Potty 🚾👌🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #cobra #trenchviper #portapotty #cobramodularfortification

What does he have written under his foot? 😮 Posted by @prozd TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #pixar #medicom #toystory #andy #sungwooncho #prozd

Anything important happening today? 😅 By @poorboysteevious TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BREAKING NEWS: TOY EYE DOCTOR CALLED IN FOR GIANT-MAN'S PERSISTENT EYE ISSUE?! It is no secret that a QC issue regarding the eyes seems to be plaguing Hasbro's Marvel Legends Haslab Giant-Man figure. Hundreds of collector have been reporting that their Haslab Giant-Man "just doesn't look right". To solve the issue, a leading toy eye specialist has been called in to give us some answers, and it is not Giant-Man's eyes that worries her the most, it's the collectors'... ToyFarce investigated. Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "My Giant-Man does look right... He only looks left!" **badum tss** #toyfarce #hasbro #marvel #marvellegends #haslab #giantman #eyedoctor #toyeyedoctor #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

My Message in a Bottle had been found! The Cursed Idol has landed! Shout-out to @plunderlings for the fun map quest that led to getting a Cursed Idol (as long as you had a gold coin for participating in Kickstarter campaign, that is). I really love those and am happy to add another one to the gang! #toyfarce #plunderlings #plunderplanet #coinquest #cursedidol #gold #idol #crown #kickstarter

BREAKING NEWS: THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE 'SON' OF THE COLLECTOR WHO IS ALWAYS IN SEARCH OF RARE COLLECTIBLES AT RETAIL PRICE! In a shocking turn of events that will forever change the toy community at its core, ToyFarce has uncovered the true story behind a phenomenon baffling collectors across social media: The Son of the Collector. You’ve probably seen the posts in your favorite toy collecting groups: frantic pleas from parents that are in search of rare, sought-after figures at retail prices, and definitely not for resale value. "My son really wants this..." they write "But not looking to pay scalper prices, because it’s for my son!" ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... but not at scalper prices! (It's his birthday!) #toyfarce #insearchof #itsformyson #itshisbirthday #facebookgroups #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Lord of the Rings figures of Merry and Pippin by Diamond Select Toys! @collectdst Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! Savage ruins diorama by @78pts.of.articulation Forest backdrop by @dioramaprints #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

TOYFARCE REVIEW: DIAMOND SELECT TOYS THE LORD OF THE RINGS WAVE 7 - MERRY AND PIPPIN! This week, we're having a look at the latest wave of the Lord of the Rings Figures by Diamond Select Toys, which includes Merry and Pippin. Finally, the Fellowship is complete! These 2 Hobbits were the last remaining ones to have the band all back together. Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip..." #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

Well, he's not wrong! By @jaydenscomics on X TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #lego #transformers #optimusprime #legooptimusprime #heisacar

ToyFarce 10/8/21 ToyFarce 10/8/21

JNCO MAKING A COMEBACK, SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL AS A POCKET FIG!

The first part is not even a joke: JNCO are really trying to reintroduce themselves to the world, and want us to shop “groundbreaking wide-leg denim and streetwear that’s unapologetically you”.

BREAKING NEWS:

JNCO MAKING A COMEBACK, SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL AS A POCKET FIG!

Last week, an ex-student from a fashion/design school from New York, working for PWM industry (@playing_with_myself) revealed during an appearance in @highschoolcreations ‘Diorama Talk’ live show that JNCO were planning to make a comeback. It was mentioned that due to the size of the Haslab Sentinel, people might need bigger pockets if they want to have their Sentinel as a pocket fig, and JNCO heard that call. The first part is not even a joke: JNCO are really trying to reintroduce themselves to the world, and want us to shop “groundbreaking wide-leg denim and streetwear that’s unapologetically you”.

This is an actual Facebook ad. This is not a drill.

“Collectible items”. Damn, they really know how to make us want those, right? They’re collectibles!

This is an actual tweet from 2019, so it looks like it’s not their first attempt at a comeback…

Thanks to the cheer size of those pants and pockets, you can now bring your Sentinel along anywhere you go as a pocket fig, whether it is at home, in a park, at work (provided you still have a job after they saw you wear those pants), etc…

(I wonder what that guy is up to nowadays… is the professional reconversion easy after being a JNCO model?)

ToyFarce would like to thank Adam, from PMW industry for the reveal (you thought I didn’t hear you, didn’t you?).

More news at 11:00… “Challenge conventionalism. Explore the unfamiliar. Honor individuality.”

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