HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!
BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!
Who can forget the G.I.Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier playset? Released in 1985, the USS Flagg was a gigantic playset, one of the biggest, still to this day. Comics Alliance referred to it in retrospect as the ultimate playset which represented to a child "no better way to gain false friendship and genuine jealousy", and that is spot on !
ToyFarce News got the exclusive scoop through an anonymous source that Hasbro will reveal what many fans and collectors have been asking for years during the SDCC@Home 2020: The U.S.S Flagg 2.0, an updated version of the enormous playset.
Due to the modern day G.I.Joe Classified figures being taller than the G.I.Joe figures from the past, the U.S.S Flagg 2.0 will also be bigger, badder and better than the previous one. It will come with the same features, updated to today's technology, such as an actual megaphone that will be Bluetooth-operated, so you can give your commands from your phone.
The size of the box will be so big that the distribution will be done using actual Aircraft Carriers in order to provide the collectible to all collectors worldwide.
This is an actual picture of the prototype, displayed in one of Hasbro's toy designer's living room. "I couldn't take pictures anywhere else, because this thing won't fit through the door, so it's kinda stuck in my living room for the time being." No release date has been announced, as of writing.
More news at 11:00... Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!
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