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HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!

Who can forget the G.I.Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier playset?



BREAKING NEWS:

HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!


Who can forget the G.I.Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier playset? Released in 1985, the USS Flagg was a gigantic playset, one of the biggest, still to this day. Comics Alliance referred to it in retrospect as the ultimate playset which represented to a child "no better way to gain false friendship and genuine jealousy", and that is spot on !



ToyFarce News got the exclusive scoop through an anonymous source that Hasbro will reveal what many fans and collectors have been asking for years during the SDCC@Home 2020: The U.S.S Flagg 2.0, an updated version of the enormous playset.


Due to the modern day G.I.Joe Classified figures being taller than the G.I.Joe  figures from the past, the U.S.S Flagg 2.0 will also be bigger, badder and better than the previous one. It will come with the same features, updated to today's technology, such as an actual megaphone that will be Bluetooth-operated, so you can give your commands from your phone.



The size of the box will be so big that the distribution will be done using actual Aircraft Carriers in order to provide the collectible to all collectors worldwide. 


This is an actual picture of the prototype, displayed in one of Hasbro's toy designer's living room. "I couldn't take pictures anywhere else, because this thing won't fit through the door, so it's kinda stuck in my living room for the time being." No release date has been announced, as of writing.

More news at 11:00... Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!
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DINOSAUR BAND "HEVISAURUS" HOPEFUL TO GET A PHONE CALL FROM NECA AFTER TMNT SDCC 2020 REVEAL !

On tuesday, NECA revealed their SDCC Exclusive "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Musical Mutagen Tour" 4-pack, based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle "Coming Out Of Their Shells" tour from the 90's.



BREAKING NEWS:

DINOSAUR BAND "HEVISAURUS" HOPEFUL TO GET A PHONE CALL FROM NECA AFTER TMNT SDCC 2020 REVEAL !


On tuesday, NECA revealed their SDCC Exclusive "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Musical Mutagen Tour" 4-pack, based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle "Coming Out Of Their Shells" tour from the 90's.


The Finnish heavy metal band Hevisaurus, who are known for performing in full dinosaur costumes, heard the news and started to see what it could mean for them.


Herra Hevisaurus, the front-Tyrannosaurus Rex of the band told ToyFarce News: "When I saw that NECA was going to make figures from the Ninja Turtles tour, all I could think about was that it would be great if they continue in that path, and make an exclusive set for Hevisaurus as well! It would open the door for more costumed act to get decent figure by the talented figure-makers from NECA!"


"We already have some action figures that were made for us in the past, along with a ton of merch (CDs, DVDs, plushes, toy instruments, a movie...), but having figures made by NECA would really take us to the next level, toy-wise".



Herra Hevisaurus asked ToyFarce News to pass along this message:
"We are Hevisaurus from Finland. NECA, let's make a deal! We're waiting for your call!"

Listen to their biggest hit from 2011, "Räyh" right here!


More news at 11:00... RRRoar!

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STAR WARS - THE "OPENING CRAWL" FINALLY GETTING A BLACK SERIES FIGURE !

What would be Star Wars without the legendary Opening Crawl?

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STAR WARS - THE "OPENING CRAWL" FINALLY GETTING A BLACK SERIES FIGURE !

What would be Star Wars without the legendary Opening Crawl? Could you imagine? The Opening Crawl is literally one of the first things you see when you're watching a Star Wars movie, even before being introduced to C-3PO, R2-D2, Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker.

After years of being omitted by Kenner and Hasbro, the Opening Crawl of "Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope" will finally make its action figure debut, in the form of a beautiful Black Series figure, no less! The Opening Crawl was handpicked by the CEO of Hasbro himself, who had enough to see unimportant characters like Yak face, Snaggletooth or the Gamorrean guard steal all the spotlight, while the Opening Crawl was never made into figure form.

It has been revealed to ToyFarce News that there will be 3-packs including each trilogies' Opening Crawls (one for the original trilogy, one for the prequel trilogy and one for Episode VII, VIII and IX) to be revealed as Comic Con Exclusives later this summer (which is a good move, as we can imagine the Opening Crawl of Episode VIII would become an eternal peg-warmer), but the very first one, the original one from the very first Star Wars movie, the one that started it all, will be released as a single figure. The figure will include a transparent stand, so that it can be displayed leaning backwards, for dynamic effects!

More news at 11:00... and may the Force be with you!

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HOT TOYS TO ANNOUNCE LONG-AWAITED FAN FAVORITE 'ROSE TICO' FIGURE FOR INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!

Hot Toys has decided to give everybody, and especially all the ladies, a perfect gift for International Women’s day !


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HOT TOYS TO ANNOUNCE LONG-AWAITED FAN FAVORITE 'ROSE TICO' FIGURE FOR INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!


First of all, ToyFarce News would like to wish all the female toy collectors and readers of ToyFarce News a happy International Women's Day! Hot Toys has decided to give everybody, and especially all the ladies, a perfect gift for this day by announcing a one sixth scale figure that has been the most anticipated character for so many fans: the fan-favorite Rose Tico from Rian Johnson's 'Star Wars - The Last Jedi'!

Rose comes with 3 different outfits, her normal orange outfit which she wears in the Last Jedi, her First order disguise which she used in the movie after being caught on Canto Bight (a place that fans have quickly become enamored with as well!), and her outfit from that one scene in 'The Rise of Skywalker', when we see her in the background, or something. An anonymous source told ToyFarce News that "Well, it's not Gamora, but people should be really happy with that announcement. They will see that Hot Toys listens to them and gives them exactly what they want, when it's not Iron Man variants, re-releases and improbable release dates.". The figure is scheduled to be released on Q4 2028.

The preorders sales will start very soon, so do not miss out on the opportunity to own that figure, so that everyone else will be definitely jealous of you! And for all the readers of ToyFarce News, when you order, enter the code 'ToyFarce' to get a bonus second necklace part from her dead sister from earlier in the movie!

More news at 11:00... 

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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE GALAGA GUY ACTION FIGURE !

It is a great day for all the fans of the Galaga Guy from Marvel's The Avengers first cinematic adventure.

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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE GALAGA GUY ACTION FIGURE ! 

It is a great day for all the fans of the Galaga Guy from Marvel's The Avengers first cinematic adventure. 
Hot Toys, the prestigious Hong Kong one sixth scale action figure company, known for its high quality collectibles has announced that they will release everyone's favorite character from the Avengers movie, the Galaga guy! 
The Galaga guy, portrayed by actor Warren Kole, appears in the scene when the team is on the Helicarrier, and Tony Stark nonchalantly points out that he is playing Galaga in front of everybody, in order to humiliate him. Numerous fan fiction and backstory for the character has been released since then, and actor Warren Kole said that this role made his entire career, as he has received numerous offers for bigger roles after the Marvel movie came out, and made over a billion dollars thanks to him. 
The figure will come with a sixth scale office chair, a second 'Galaga-focused' headsculpt, and last but not least, a sixth scale Galaga arcade machine! 
The release date was not announced yet, but as it is the tradition with Hot Toys, we can expect it to come out in Q3 2027. 
More news at 11:00... 

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HOT TOYS BLUE SNAGGLETOOTH FIGURE DISCONTINUED BEFORE RELEASE, TO BE REPLACED BY SMALLER, REDDER SNAGGLETOOTH!

The long awaited Hot Toys figure of everyone's favorite Cantina patron, Snaggletooth has been subject to controversy this week.


BREAKING NEWS:

HOT TOYS BLUE SNAGGLETOOTH FIGURE DISCONTINUED BEFORE RELEASE, TO BE REPLACED BY SMALLER, REDDER SNAGGLETOOTH!!

In honor of the new Star Wars movie coming out this week, here is a Star Wars related news -
The long awaited Hot Toys figure of everyone's favorite Cantina patron, Snaggletooth has been subject to controversy this week.
Indeed, the figure that was supposed to be released very soon as a tall alien wearing blue clothes turned out to be NOT movie accurate at all!
The fan favorite creature seen in the movie is actually wearing red cloth, and was portrayed by a little person!
The production of the figure was halted and the mold will be replaced with a shorter, more accurate version.
One can definitely make the link between the current situation and the same thing that happened to Kenner in 1978, making the Blue Snaggletooth figure one of the most sought-after of the vintage figure line.
We are told that the next fan-favorite figures to be announced should be either Hammerhead, or Walrus man!
More news at 13:00...
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