SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

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SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!

In the movie, a toy manufacturer uses missile technology to enhance their action figures, and the action figures end up in a real life battle. 2 different types of figures: the Gorgonites, friendly mutants led by Archer, and the ruthless Commando Elite, under the orders of Major Chip Hazard.

The movie was so well done that it seemed obvious that is was real, but a huge Hollywood leak has now revealed that the action figures from the movie were never real, and were in fact, special effects.

In that leaked picture, we can see that the figures were actually puppets, and needed wires and all sort of metal bars in order to be animated. We've heard that Stan Winston was involved, which is why the special effects seemed so real.

Furthermore, we have also heard that the voices that we heard in the movie were provided by actual actors, in order to fool us even more. The voice of Archer was provided by Frank Langella, the actor famous for his role as Skeletor in 'The Masters of the Universe', and Chip Hazard's voice was the voice of Tommy Lee Jones, who played Two Face in 'Batman Forever'.

To ToyFarce News, this seems like a bigger conspiracy theory than the moon landing being fake or the earth being flat. This is unconceivable that this movie was made using CGI or puppets. Complete nonsense. How do you explains that the toys were available at every toy stores when the movie came out? Are those fake too?

ToyFarce News will get to the bottom of this and will let you know the truth, when it comes out!

More news at 11:00... "We're not toys, we're action figures!"

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HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!

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HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!

Who can forget the G.I.Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier playset? Released in 1985, the USS Flagg was a gigantic playset, one of the biggest, still to this day. Comics Alliance referred to it in retrospect as the ultimate playset which represented to a child "no better way to gain false friendship and genuine jealousy", and that is spot on !

ToyFarce News got the exclusive scoop through an anonymous source that Hasbro will reveal what many fans and collectors have been asking for years during the SDCC@Home 2020: The U.S.S Flagg 2.0, an updated version of the enormous playset.

Due to the modern day G.I.Joe Classified figures being taller than the G.I.Joe  figures from the past, the U.S.S Flagg 2.0 will also be bigger, badder and better than the previous one. It will come with the same features, updated to today's technology, such as an actual megaphone that will be Bluetooth-operated, so you can give your commands from your phone.

The size of the box will be so big that the distribution will be done using actual Aircraft Carriers in order to provide the collectible to all collectors worldwide. 

This is an actual picture of the prototype, displayed in one of Hasbro's toy designer's living room. "I couldn't take pictures anywhere else, because this thing won't fit through the door, so it's kinda stuck in my living room for the time being." No release date has been announced, as of writing.

More news at 11:00... Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE GALAGA GUY ACTION FIGURE !

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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE GALAGA GUY ACTION FIGURE ! 

It is a great day for all the fans of the Galaga Guy from Marvel's The Avengers first cinematic adventure. 

Hot Toys, the prestigious Hong Kong one sixth scale action figure company, known for its high quality collectibles has announced that they will release everyone's favorite character from the Avengers movie, the Galaga guy! 

The Galaga guy, portrayed by actor Warren Kole, appears in the scene when the team is on the Helicarrier, and Tony Stark nonchalantly points out that he is playing Galaga in front of everybody, in order to humiliate him. Numerous fan fiction and backstory for the character has been released since then, and actor Warren Kole said that this role made his entire career, as he has received numerous offers for bigger roles after the Marvel movie came out, and made over a billion dollars thanks to him. 

The figure will come with a sixth scale office chair, a second 'Galaga-focused' headsculpt, and last but not least, a sixth scale Galaga arcade machine! 

The release date was not announced yet, but as it is the tradition with Hot Toys, we can expect it to come out in Q3 2027. 

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