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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST DELAYED G.I.JOE ACTION FIGURE SET OF ALL TIME?! Move over, Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman! There's a new most delayed toy in town! This week, Walmart sent an email to all their customers who had ordered the G.I. Joe Classified Series Night Force Vincent R. "Falcon" Falcone & Quarrel 2-pack to let them know that the release date has been changed. What we certainly did not expect was that the updated release date would be so far in the future! ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I hope my great-great-great-great-great-(...) -grandchildren will take good care of it..." #toyfarce #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #falcon #quarrel #walmart #thefuture #year8892 #delayed

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO STAR WARS: THE BLACK SERIES INQUISITOR AND DUROS BOUNTY HUNTER (HALLOWEEN EDITION) 2-PACK! This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) 2-pack from Hasbro! Yes! More Star Wars Halloween Edition figures! This set is exclusive to Amazon. I'm a sucker for those holiday themed figures, and love Halloween so this was a no-brainer. Could it have been done better? Sure. But I'm still glad we got something! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don’t you find?" #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

FINALLY! 🎃 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloweenedition #september30vsoctober1st #halloween

😬 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #shrek #moviemaniacs #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Marvel vs Capcom who? I want to see Dr Strange vs Evelyn from Everything Everywhere All at Once! Who do you got? By @guskondo TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #marvelvscapcom #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #marvel #a24

The dashing Profit Directors 😎 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #profitdirector #profitdirectordestro #marvellegends #baronzemo #cobracommander

So that's what the asterisk meant... The whole gang's here! (Picture edited for comedy purpose) Idea by @sydequester TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #mcu #thunderbolts #ollies #olliesbargainoutlet #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group

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Next level 🤦🏻‍♂️ Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #swap #figureswap #cretin #playmates #tmnt #mattel #wwe #teddibiase

That will teach them! 😜 From Reddit TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #punished #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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“MY TOYS HAVE TRAVELLED MORE THAN ME IN THE LAST 2 YEARS, AND I’M JEALOUS!”

The following stories are the tales of collectors who didn’t get to travel since 2019, due to the whole COVID-19 situation, and that live vicariously through their toy orders.

COLLECTOR TALES:

“MY TOYS HAVE TRAVELLED MORE THAN ME IN THE LAST 2 YEARS, AND I’M JEALOUS!”

These are the tales of collectors who didn’t get to travel since 2019, due to the whole COVID-19 situation, and that live vicariously through their toy orders. During the pandemic, between the delays and the post system being in complete chaos, our precious toys sometimes take different paths than the usual “A to B” to get to us, and make detours to places we wish we would have visited. We are left wondering why that parcel has a better life than us. Those are weird times…

“My latest Pile-of-Loot departed from Illinois, visited Texas, went to Tokyo, Japan, before arriving to Finland. This parcel litteraly visited 3 places I would love to visit, before reaching me, out of spite! That’s BULLS**T"!”

*“Are you kidding me? My order visited 8 OTHER STATES before arriving to New Jersey, and I didn’t even get a postcard! FML!”*

Do you also have a package that went places before reaching you, leaving you jealous and confused? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… Next stop: the Bahamas!

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