“MY TOYS HAVE TRAVELLED MORE THAN ME IN THE LAST 2 YEARS, AND I’M JEALOUS!”

COLLECTOR TALES:

“MY TOYS HAVE TRAVELLED MORE THAN ME IN THE LAST 2 YEARS, AND I’M JEALOUS!”

These are the tales of collectors who didn’t get to travel since 2019, due to the whole COVID-19 situation, and that live vicariously through their toy orders. During the pandemic, between the delays and the post system being in complete chaos, our precious toys sometimes take different paths than the usual “A to B” to get to us, and make detours to places we wish we would have visited. We are left wondering why that parcel has a better life than us. Those are weird times…

“My latest Pile-of-Loot departed from Illinois, visited Texas, went to Tokyo, Japan, before arriving to Finland. This parcel litteraly visited 3 places I would love to visit, before reaching me, out of spite! That’s BULLS**T"!”

“Are you kidding me? My order visited 8 OTHER STATES before arriving to New Jersey, and I didn’t even get a postcard! FML!”

Do you also have a package that went places before reaching you, leaving you jealous and confused? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… Next stop: the Bahamas!

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