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NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…
It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october.
BREAKING NEWS:
NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…
It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october. When we’re lucky, it’s a new figure revealed, but when we’re not, they’ll just reveal the packaging of something announced months ago (Still a reveal! STILL COUNTS!). Between packaging reveals, brand new figures have been announced, such as a beautiful Elvira figure, more Gargoyles, a Gremlins accessory pack (Accessory packs, SO HOT RIGHT NOW!) and a new Ash figure from the original Evil Dead movie.
Before that, NECA had been killing it with the announcements of Universal Studio Monsters figures from the classic films. The Frankenstein monster figure, colored and black/white versions,have been out for a while, with the Wolfman and the Mummy to follow soon. More teases have been made, and we cannot wait to see a classic Dracula, Swamp Thing,… and all the others to be revealed.
UNFORTUNATELY… on their latest reveal, NECA announced that they will continue making those Universal Monsters figure that everyone likes, but from their modern adaptation… the now-defunct Dark Universe!
Indeed, the Dark Universe was supposed to be the modern adaptation of all the classic Universal Monster movies. “The Mummy” movie came out, and… that’s pretty much all it did. It came out. No one went to see it. “The Invisible Man”, with Elizabeth Moss was pretty good actually, and supposedly part of that ‘multiverse’. Depending on who you ask, “Dracula Untold” is either part of that Dark Universe or not. It’s a mess… and it inevitably failed.
Pictured below: The Dark Universe promo photo, where Russel Crowe would play Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Javier Bardem as the Frankenstein monster, Tom Cruise as Sgt.Morton in “The Mummy”, Johnny Depp as the Invisible Man, and Sofia Boutella as the Mummy.
ToyFarce wishes that it was just a mistake and that a better reveal will be available today. I mean, at this point, even a packaging reveal would cheer us, right?
More news at 11:00… RIP Dark Universe
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REVIEW: NECA’S ULTIMATE APRIL O’NEIL
This week, we’re checking the Ultimate April O’Neil from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 90’s movie by NECA!
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NECA’S ULTIMATE APRIL O’NEIL
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, we’re checking the Ultimate April O’Neil from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 90’s movie by NECA! This figure was available for pre-order for a limited time on NECA’s website, and was hyped by actress Judith Hoag herself before that, in her “April’s Takeover” during the month of April, with some very cool vignettes letting us have a peek behind the curtains. There were 2 versions of the figure, a standard version (seen in this review) and a limited edition that came with an extra yellow jacket and press pass, signed by the actress. The limited one sold out in minutes.
April comes with an extra head, extra hands, a channel 3 microphone, her purse, a sai, a pile of pizza boxes and a stand. This figure is STUNNING. The likeness is insane, the hair is 100% 90’s, the outfit and accessories are great, this is a homerun for NECA.
Now, I guess I (knee)d to address the elephant in the room: the knees. It was such a jour(knee) to get that figure made, and most of it is amazing, except… those knees. We all wished this figure could be perfect, so we could all live in harmo(knee), but (knee)dless to say, it came up short only because of those knees... It’s actually the only issue with the figure. Between the Sentinel and that, September has officially been the “BOTCHED-KNEES MONTH”. (I wanted to make more leg jokes, but they’re a bit cor-knee).
The LootCrate exclusive Danny figure is on its way, even though there has been no updates on the tracking number for 2 weeks (RR Donnelley, anyone?).
More news at 11:00… April O'Neil, Channel 3 Eyewitness News.
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SCALPERS INC. WE GO ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR YOU!
At SCALPERS INC., we will go ABOVE and BEYOND for you to find those action figures and toys that you really want!
BREAKING NEWS:
SCALPERS INC. WE GO ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR YOU!
Promotional consideration, paid for by the following:
“Scalpers”. “Flippers”. “Resellers”. We have heard them all. Everybody seems to have a very negative opinion of us. This is why SCALPERS INC. will try to fix that!
At SCALPERS INC., we will go ABOVE and BEYOND for you to find those action figures and toys that you really want:
ABOVE the price labelled at retail, and
BEYOND the price any normal person would pay for it.
Trust us, we will make you appreciate what we do for you. It’s not like you have a choice, anyway… The shelves at your local stores will still be empty! We only ask for that “time and energy” tax. (“Time and energy” tax explained in a previous ToyFarce article: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/08/time-and-energy-new-tax-from-unassumed.html )
**ToyFarce does not share the opinions expressed by SCALPERS INC. It looks like there was a glitch in the ad campaign app, and they managed to take advantage of that. Our apologies! Now back to regular programming…
More news at 11:00… do not support the S.C.A.L.P.!
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REVIEW: NECA’S THE BOYS HOMELANDER AND STARLIGHT
This week, we’re checking out the Homelander and Starlight figures from the awesome TV series “The Boys” by NECA.
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NECA’S THE BOYS HOMELANDER AND STARLIGHT
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, we’re checking out the Homelander and Starlight figures from the awesome TV series “The Boys” by NECA. NECA announced those earlier this year, as part of a Father’s Day exclusives deal with Walmart or Target, but the exclusivity was only temporary, and they were finally in stock at other retailers (BigBadToyStore, Entertainment Earth, …).
First off, Homelander, or “What if Superman was an asshole”. Homelander comes with 3 headsculpts (smirk, angry and “oh my god my eyes are gone” for the eye blast effect), 2 extra closed-fist hands and the eye blast effect. The smirk headsculpt looks a bit cartoony, but the angry one is spot on. His legs also look like they’re a bit shorter than they should be, or maybe he’s just all trunk. A glass of milk accessory is also clearly missing!
Starlight comes with fewer accessories, an extra headsculpt and extra hands/armbands. A light effect would have been great, especially since some of the promo pics let us to believe that there would be some.
Great figures from NECA. I can’t wait to add the rest of the Seven to the team, and hopefully get the Boys as well. So far, NECA has announced only Black Noir and A-Train during their Comic Con panel.
More news at 11:00… Got any milk?
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JULY 2021, THE WORST MONTH EVER FOR SCALPERS!
“We may never recover financially from this!” said an anonymous scalper (sporting a blond mullet and a t-shirt with a tiger on it).
BREAKING NEWS:
JULY 2021, THE WORST MONTH EVER FOR SCALPERS!
“We may never recover financially from this!” said an anonymous scalper (sporting a blond mullet and a t-shirt with a tiger on it).
The S.C.A.L.P. industry held an emergency meeting this week after suffering devastating blows the entire month. They had an international conference call to try to figure out what their next move should be.
“I hereby declare July 2021 was “Anti-Scalper month” for the history books. Companies have been decimating our ebay prices!”
“Between NECA releasing their exclusive sets on their own website, Target re-issueing all the G.I.Joe Classified Series figures for everyone to order, and now people are making fun of us by LITTERALY scalping Space Jam 2 Lebron James figures, and selling their heads on ebay… we are a joke, now! I heard a Japanese magazine even fired a guy who tweeted about his support for us!” (See previous article: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/hobby-japan-blues-a-tale-of-consequences ). “This can’t go on! We need to find a way to continue making a living out of buying the things that people want and selling them at a higher price!”
“-How about getting a normal job? (the crowd boos) - No, not that!”
Inspired by a quote from @papa_schmitty
More news at 11:00… Scalpin' ain't easy!
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REVIEW: NECA SDCC 2020 EXCLUSIVE TMNT MUSICAL MUTAGEN TOUR SET!
This week, on monday, NECA did their Comic Con Panel and announced a ton of new stuff, including this year’s SDCC Exclusives. I felt it was maybe time to review LAST YEAR’s SDCC Exclusive!
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NECA SDCC 2020 TMNT MUSICAL MUTAGEN TOUR SET!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, on monday, NECA did their Comic Con Panel and announced a ton of new stuff, including this year’s SDCC Exclusives (A huge set with the TMNT reporter team!! Flash Gordon and Ming in retro packaging!!). I felt it was maybe time to review LAST YEAR’s SDCC Exclusive, which had been sitting on my pile for months. Finally! When the first promo pics of this set came out last year, it was so outrageous, ridiculous and weird that I knew I 100% wanted it. After ordering it on the NECA store seconds after pre-orders were open, getting my order cancelled 2 months later, randomly, by NECA, and then asking a good friend to hook me up if he saw one while they were at Target, I finally got my hands on one earlier this year. Was it worth the wait? SHELL YEAH!
The 4 turtles come with a sleeveless jean jacket (in case you weren’t sure they were from the 90’s), their instruments and extra hands. A few things in this set are really strange though, like the shoes! Turtles in shoes! ARGH!
The faces, also, might cause you to feel really bad on the inside and you’re not sure why.
This is a fantastic set, and a perfect exclusive, in the sense that if you want it, it’s great, but if you don’t want it, it’s an exclusive, you can just pass on it (unless you’re an idiot completist like myself and want to have everything. One day, there will be a cure, I swear!).
More news at 11:00… WE’RE COMING OUT OF OUR SHELLS!
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COLLECTOR’S TIP: YOUR CAR IN THE SUN? PERFECT FOR YOUR ACTION FIGURES JOINTS!
An ingenious collector found a new solution to joint stiffness in action figures using only on thing: your automobile!
COLLECTOR’S TIP:
YOUR CAR IN THE SUN? PERFECT FOR YOUR ACTION FIGURES JOINTS!
Earlier this year, we introduced to you the Figure Sauna™ (article here: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/introducing-the-figure-sauna ). Now that we’re well into the summer, and that the heatwaves keep coming at us, an ingenious collector found a new solution to joint stiffness in action figures using only on thing: your automobile!
Special thanks to @cr33pynj for this tip (or “the other Dave” as he was introduced to us): The last time Dave bought a NECA figure, he noticed that after leaving it in his car that had been under a scorching sun for hours, the figure came out right off the box without a single articulation issue. All the joints were ready for movement, and there was no need to use the traditional “boiling water” or “hair dryer” trick.
DISCLAIMER: Do not leave your toy in the car for more than 10-15 minutes. Usually, the car ride home from the superstore/comic book store should be enough to loosen the joints (suspiciously). It has not been tested yet, but leaving a NECA figure for hours in a car under a scorching sun could do permanent damage to your figure.
Are you excited for NECA’s Comic Con Panel later today? What are you hoping the most for? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… And don’t forget to drink a lot of water!
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REVIEW: NECA’S BATMAN/ALIENS & GREEN LANTERN/PREDATOR TWO-PACKS
This week, we’re looking at the NYCC 2019 exclusive two-packs from NECA, that included a Batman figure with a Joker Alien, and a Green Lantern with a Yellow Lantern Predator!
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NECA’S BATMAN/ALIENS & GREEN LANTERN/PREDATOR TWO-PACKS!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, we’re looking at the NYCC 2019 exclusive two-packs from NECA, that included a Batman figure with a Joker Alien, and a Green Lantern with a Yellow Lantern Predator! I had been on the lookout for those sets since they were announced. They were inevitably all scalped on eBay and people wanted over $200 for each set for a while, until one day, they started to randomly pop up at Walmart stores during 2020. This led to the prices going a bit down, and after waiting for a while, I found someone in a Facebook group that would sell them at a reasonable price (I still overpaid, but they were only $15-20 more than retail, which was $59,99).
When NECA made DC Comics figures… and did it really well!
First off, the Batman and Aliens set. I knew I wanted that set since I first saw that Batman figure. It’s a hell of a nice Batman figure! At the time, DC Collectibles/Direct and Mattel were the only ones in town doing DC figures, so seeing that NECA version was a nice surprise. Then, there is that Joker-looking Xenomorph, which is better than having a basic, normal Xenomorph! I’ll take a variation of the normal Xenomorph any day!
The Green Lantern/Predator set ended up being the most interesting one, in the sense that it not only gave us a great Hal Jordan figure, but also a Yellow Lantern Predator, which would be terrifying, when you think about it. The Yellow Lantern corps’ emotion being fear, the Predator would be a great asset for them.
I would lie if I said I wanted those sets for the Alien and Predator figures over the DC Comics ones, but in the end, both figures in each set ended up being great. NECA still did an awesome job with those DC figures. I’d love them to revisit that down the line. There is also an ‘Armored Batman’ and Predator, and a Superman with a normal Xenomorph two-packs, which I might get someday, but those were really my priority, considering Batman and Green Lantern are my favorite characters.
More news at 11:00… In Brightest day, in Blackest night…
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REVIEW: NECA’S TMNT ACCESSORY SET!
This week, we’re looking at the NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Accessory set.
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NECA’S TMNT ACCESSORY SET!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, we’re looking at the NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Accessory set. The set was announced in September 2020, and was available for pre-order on the NECA store for an entire week (from Sept 4 to Sept 11, 2020), for $49,99 (and is now available only via secondary market or scalpers). It’s a nice set that adds some cool accessories for your TMNT figures, along with extra heads, and baby turtles!
The new heads are a nice addition. Some of the original facial expressions on those figures were a bit too serious (Donatello looks like he’s constipated), so having smiling faces is great, as is getting a serious face for Michaelangelo. Also great for decapitation pictures!
The next offerings from NECA for the TMNT 90 movie line should be either the Loot Crate Danny or the April O’Neil figure. Both are earmarked for August, so we’ll see who gets here first!
More news at 11:00… Cowabunga!
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INTRODUCING… THE NECA PILLOW SET!
ToyFarce exclusive reveal of the NECA Pillow set!
BREAKING NEWS:
INTRODUCING… THE NECA PILLOW SET!
NECA surprised us today by sending us this awesome commercial for one of their products that has yet to be announced (but was already released, go figure)! And they have chosen ToyFarce to reveal it! We are truly honored. Thank you, NECA!
More news at 11:00… Sleep tight!
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