COULD THE SARLACC PIT BE THE NEXT HASLAB PROJECT?
It’s time to put our sunglasses on and go dune-surfing on Tatooine!
The folks at HasLab have been pretty quiet since the successful end of the Razor Crest crowdfunding project, so it is time for us to speculate on what’s coming next!
They have already released the gorgeous (and huge!) Jabba’s Sail Barge through HasLab, so it would make total sense that the next project could be a scaled Sarlacc Pit to display next to it!
“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
Did that quote ever bother anyone else? I mean, you probably die of starvation or dehydration way before that, right? Or does it keep you fed and alive the whole time? Sounds like a lot of work. Anyway…
The last time the Sarlacc Pit came out in toy form was in 2008, as part of a Battle Pack called ‘Battle at the Sarlacc Pit’ (ingenious, huh?), from the Legacy Collection line, so it is long overdue!
*do not make any sex toy joke… do not make any sex toy joke…*
ToyFarce can already imagine what the different rewards unlocked after reaching each goals could be!
UNLOCK 1: SAND!
Bags of sand provided, so your diorama can even look more realistic! Authentic sand from Tatooine (Tunisia/Yuma)!
UNLOCK 2: A BOBA FETT “SNACK” FOR YOUR SARLACC
It goes without saying that the Sarlacc might be hungry after travelling to your home, so it’s nice to know that it would come up with a snack!
UNLOCK 3: ANATOMY POSTER!
For the people who always wondered what a full Sarlacc looks like but never dared to look: We got you covered!
UNLOCK 4: THE FULL GODDAMN THING!
If the project reaches a certain amount, HasLab should go ahead and just do the entire Sarlacc, instead of just stopping at the mouth. You already have bags of sand from the 1st unlock, so you can bury most of it in it, and you will know that the entire thing is there. Look at it, it’s so cute!! I wish I had a Sarlacc plushie…
Will they ever make it ? Well, we don’t know. The closest thing that is available for us is a series of stickers/decals that can be installed in your toilet bowl, but the things falling in it are completely different than a Boba Fett figure… (Also, we do not advise dumping a Boba Fett figure in there!).
We’ll see what the future holds for us in HasLab as soon as they have an idea. Oh, and to HasLab: I am available for consulting if you need more ideas!
More news at 11:00… slowly digested over a thousand years!
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