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LEGO BRICK TO BECOME THE NEW "GOLD STANDARD" !
It is no secret that today's economy is in shambles, and it is a common known fact that Lego brick sets are generally quite expensive…
ECONOMY NEWS:
LEGO BRICK TO BECOME THE NEW "GOLD STANDARD" !
It is no secret that today's economy is in shambles, and it is a common known fact that Lego brick sets are generally quite expensive. Several economy experts gathered last week to decide what would be the future of the economy, and they may have found an answer: the Lego brick!
Founded in 1932 in Billung, Denmark, Lego didn't start making the classic Lego bricks until 1949, and has been a staple in the toy industry ever since. Millions of children have played with Lego brick sets, and a lot of them still do as adults, as there are countless adult Lego collectors worldwide. One thing that has become an issue over the years is the ever-increasing prices of the Lego sets. One of the latest sets, the Lego Haunted House (10273) came out earlier this month, for $249,99. Some bigger sets, such as the Star Wars Death Star go for over $499, while sets like the (huge) Millenium Falcon go for $799. Some older sets can now be found for thousands of dollars.
With the economy in a really bad condition, having the Lego brick as a "gold standard" could help, strengthen the economy and turn things around. There were talks of also replacing currencies with Lego bricks, as those are worth more than the money of most countries nowadays. The economy expert at ToyFarce News will keep you updated!
More news at 11:00...
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SCALPERS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF RIOTS TO LOOT TOY SECTIONS?!
Just when we thought that they were the lowest, they have managed to go lower. If you see a scalpers doing this, please BOO him/her.
BREAKING NEWS:
A NEW LOW: SCALPERS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF RIOTS TO LOOT TOY SECTIONS?!
It
has been a very eventful week in the United States of America, and
ToyFarce News usually prefers to stay away from anything controversial
or political (we really just want to make people laugh with stories
about toys), but after several reports were sent to us, we felt like we
had to say something...
It
has been reported that scalpers (aka flippers, aka scammers, or whatever name you have for them) are taking advantage of the riots and the looting to go and grab
all the toys, especially the Target exclusive figures, in order to sell
them for a much higher price on eBay later on, making it hard for good
and honest collectors to get them.
Just
when we thought that they were the lowest, they have managed to go
lower. If you see a scalpers doing this, please BOO him/her.
ToyFarce
News hopes that every one is safe and sound during this difficult year,
when a global pandemic was apparently not enough, the murder hornets
was just a filler episode, and allegedly, the next part involves monkeys
that stole some COVID-19 samples after attacking a lab assistant (this is not
even a joke, google it!)
More news at 11:00...
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#toyfarce #scalpers #riots #looting #targetexclusive #actionfigures
#toys #toycollectors #toycollecting #collectibles #satire #humor
#freshnews
THE TRUE HERO OF "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" COMING SOON FROM MARVEL LEGENDS !!
BREAKING NEWS:
THE TRUE HERO OF "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" COMING SOON FROM MARVEL LEGENDS !!
It is an announcement that all the fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe have been waiting for!
Hasbro's Marvel Legends series is proud to announce that they will release the one true hero from the blockbuster movie "Avengers: Endgame" in action figure form!
The Marvel Legends series has been releasing several vehicle and figure sets, but there was always one important character missing. That's right, we're talking about Marvel's The Rat, the hero that started a chain of events that lead to the defeat of Thanos in the movie that made 2,798 billions $, the last chapter of the Infinity Saga, "Avengers: Endgame"!
At last, fans will be able to display their entire Marvel Legends Avengers team alongside the true hero that lead them to victory. Marvel's The Rat will also come with Luis' van, the instrument that enabled him to help the Avengers fight Thanos, by releasing Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) while running accross the Quantum Realm machine, and therefore, saving the Universe. No release date announced at this time.
More news at 11:00... ASSEMBLE!
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STATUE COLLECTOR KINDA WISHES STATUES HAD MORE ARTICULATIONS
There are so many great brands and it's a great time to be a statue collector... but it would be great if some of them had some articulations…
BREAKING NEWS:
STATUE COLLECTOR KINDA WISHES STATUES HAD MORE ARTICULATIONS
"There are tons of amazing statues nowadays: Prime1 Studio with their huge 1/3 scale statues, Iron Studios and their epic Marvel and DC battles series, Queen studios and their lifesize realistic statues, XM Studios, the Sideshow Polystone ones, etc... There are so many great brands and it's a great time to be a statue collector... but it would be great if some of them had some articulations..."
Those are the controversial words from Yann, a statue collector from France, who started collecting statues over two decades ago, starting with the Marvel Comics statues from Bowen Designs, before moving on to bigger and bigger things, litteraly.
"At the time, I could fit a dozen statues on a shelf. They were not taking too much space. But nowadays, we get those beautiful but gigantic pieces with a huge cape going in one direction, or the leg kicking in the other direction, or a spear going upwards, or some huge base, and it takes so much space that I can't display more than one or two on each shelves... Now hear me out... What if the statues had articulations? Let's say on the kicking leg, an articulation so that it could bend a little, so that I could display another huge piece next to it! Wouldn't it be amazing? Why do those statues always have to have such huge dynamic poses anyway? Can't there also be 'Museum poses' too?" (referring to the "standing straight, arms along the body, face looking forward" pose, the lazy "right out of the box, no dynamic posing" kind).
ToyFarce News asked Chris from the awesome "Batman Statue Collector" YouTube channel, the brotherhood of the Bat-collectibles (Seriously! We really did!) for his opinion about what Yann said:
"I totally agree with Yann. Action poses tend to be really boring to me. I prefer my statues to be as stagnant as possible to not distract from the other smaller scale statues in my collection. I prefer statues in the 1/10 scale range that have as little detail as possible and I realistically want them to look like barbie dolls, which I absolutely LOVE!! The more articulation and brushable hair, the better!!"
Check out the great "Batman Statue Collector" Youtube channel for more content at this link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEc307jzXn3L8ouFqeSiLA
We hope Yann will someday find a happy medium in which he could collect statues, but also add a few action figures to satisfy his need for articulation.
More news at 11:00...
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#ReleaseTheCancelledToys TRENDING WORLDWIDE AFTER SUCCESS OF #ReleaseTheSnyderCut !!
The success of the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut hashtag has inspired many collectors to create their own causes, and here are a few of those to get behind
BREAKING NEWS:
#ReleaseTheCancelledToys TRENDING WORLDWIDE AFTER SUCCESS OF #ReleaseTheSnyderCut !!
2020 has been a really crazy year so far... We nearly had a WW3, Australia caught fire, there was a global pandemic with the Covid-19, murder hornets are invading America, and now, after years of constant harassment, Warner Bros will release the Snyder Cut, the original edit of the Justice League movie by Zack Snyder, which is supposedly going to make the film better.
The success of the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut hashtag has inspired many collectors to create their own causes, and here are a few of those to get behind:
To NECA: #ReleaseTheMissingGremlins
Those figures were shown at the San Diego Comic Con 2013 and were never released. The illusive Series 3 would have included a WB logo gremlin, a molten gremlin, the gremlin leader, Mohawk, with an Uzi, and the fan favorite Greta, the fan favorite female gremlin.
To DC Collectibles: #ReleaseTheJokerMobile
The vehicle was shown at various comic conventions and announced before being cancelled completely, without an explanation. DC Collectibles would move on to cancel several lines after that, including the DC Icons line, before releasing all the figures announced, the DC Designer Series Lee Bermejo Green Lantern and Lex Luthor figures, the DC Designer series Bombshell line series 3 and Joker/Harley Quinn 2-pack (which would later be announced as single figures, before being cancelled a second time), the Lucha Explosiva figures, and most importantly...
#ReleaseTheDCFilmsFigures
A figure line for the DC Films was announced, and many figures were displayed at various comic cons. 2 action figures were actually released (BVS Superman and Armored Batman) before DC Collectibles called it a day and cancelled the rest of the line, all at once. Now that the Snyder Cut is going to be released, it might be time to ask for those again!
To Hot Toys: #ReleaseEverythingGoddammit
Hot Toys, the notorious high-end figure manufacturer from Hong Kong, is famous for showing prototypes of figures that they never plan to release. On the picture above are a few of the many figures that were never released. Plenty of figures from various movies, for example:
#ReleaseTheLoneRanger
The Lone Ranger figure was never released, while his sidekick, Tonto, played by Johnny Depp came out years ago. This means that every collectors and fans of the Lone Ranger movie (and there are dozens of them!) now have a lonely Tonto displayed on their shelf, with no Lone Ranger to hang out with.
#ReleaseTheBatmobiles
The Batmobile from the 1966 series (along with the Cesar Romero Joker figure) were announced in 2014, and were never released, to the chagrin of every Batman collectors worldwide. The Batmobile from Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice was also announced, before being replaced by the slightly upgraded Justice League version, before both projets were completely forgotten by the Hong Kong toymaker. And it was not the only vehicle/playset that would never see the light of day...
#ReleaseTheMilleniumFalconCockpit
What is the point of making a prototype, displaying it in many conventions, and even making promo pictures of a vehicle/playset, when you have zero plan on ever releasing it, you might ask? Well, you're asking the wrong person. We got nothing. This set would have sold like hot cakes, but Hot Toys decided they didn't like money that day, probably.
And last, but not least, and even related to the Snyder Cut...
#ReleaseCyborg
(formerly #WhereIsCyborg)
Hot Toys has shown the prototypes of all the Justice League characters before the movie came out, and then proceeded to release all of them (taking their sweet time for some, as the JL Superman figure came out only a few months ago). All of them, except one. Cyborg was never released. Collectors can have the entire Justice League on their shelf, with Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Flash...but the set will never be complete, as Cyborg will always be missing. Let's hope the release of the Snyder Cut makes Hot Toys realize that they forgot one of the members of the Justice League!
What would you like to see #Released ? Is there any cancellation that hurt you more than others? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00...
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COVID-19 - AS LOCKDOWN ENDS, GROUPS OF 10 FIGURES ALLOWED TO BE DISPLAYED ON SAME SHELF
In case you missed it, there's been a global pandemic hitting earth over the last few months.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
COVID-19 - AS LOCKDOWN ENDS, GROUPS OF 10 FIGURES ALLOWED TO BE DISPLAYED ON SAME SHELF
In
case you missed it, there's been a global pandemic hitting earth over
the last few months. The W.H.O. (World Health Organization, curiously
unrelated to Doctor Who) has given instructions on how to avoid spreading the virus, for example, by washing your hands often, wearing a facemask and "social distancing" (which is pretty stupid, it should be 'physical
distancing', you're still allowed to talk with other people, as phones,
messenger, Skype or Zoom exist...).
So
far, no rules have been given for action figure collections, so with
the lockdown starting to end, ToyFarce News thought it would be time to
dust up a few rules:
- Action figures can be displayed on the same shelf as long as they are not more than 10.
Groups
of more than 10 figures are not yet allowed, and there should be a distance of
at least 1ft (30cm) for 1:6th scale figures, and 0,5ft (15cm) for 1:12th
scale figure (to be proportionate with the 6ft (2m) distance for
people).
- Your figures should wear a facemask to be sure not to spread the virus.
Even
if the mask does not agree with your style, remember that it is
important to wear one. We know that Batman figures are generally
unhappy, considering the mask covers the only part of their body that is
exposed, but if everybody wears one, your collection will
remain safe.
-
For the figures already wearing a mask or a helmet (Darth Vader,
stormtroopers, mandalorians, predator,...), make sure that the proper
filters are used for them. We do not know how the virus would react with
organism from other planets, so better safe than sorry. If anybody has
any idea how the mask go on a Xenomorph, please let us know in the
comments.
-
Vintage figures (from the early 80's or before) are in the highest risk
group and should wear a mask at all times. The ones that are still MISB
(or mint in sealed box) should be safe, but any loose figures will need
to be protected.
ToyFarce
News hopes that everybody is safe and healthy, and doing their part. We
know it's not a laughing matter, but if this article can brighten the
day of at least a few people, we will consider it a win. Stay safe, and let us know if
you have more ideas ideas on how to protect your collection!
More news at 11:00...
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#rules #batman #joker #predator #alien #xenomorph #safetyfirst #staysafe #stayhealthy #stayhome #actionfigures
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MORE REPAINTS? DC DIRECT TO COLOR BATMAN B&W STATUES!!
A lot of fans and collectors have expressed their discontent about the announcements from DC Direct (formerly known as DC Collectibles) for the year 2020.
BREAKING NEWS:
MORE REPAINTS? DC DIRECT TO COLOR BATMAN B&W STATUES!!
A
lot of fans and collectors have expressed their discontent about the
announcements from DC Direct (formerly known as DC Collectibles) for the
year 2020. A lot of the new action figures announced seemed to be
repainted versions previously released ones. ToyFarce News contacted an
anonymous insider source to understand more about it, and learn about
what the future holds for DC Direct:
ABOUT THE UPCOMING DC ESSENTIALS FIGURES:
"Oh yes, most of the upcoming DC Essentials series are essentially (no
pun intended...maybe) repaints, with the next wave having the previously
released Batman with a black cowl instead of blue, Superman painted in
black instead of the red and blue and with no cape, a transparent Flash
instead of painting it, and Nightwing painted red instead of blue. The 3
waves coming after that will be the DCeased Zombie figures, and it will
be once again, the previously released DC Essentials figures, but with
some blood painted on them, and a different head with the mouth open.
Then, we'll release a Justice League set, with 6 of those older DC
Essentials figures, but with metallic paint!"
ABOUT THE BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES LINE:
"The upcoming Animated Series figures, "The Adventure Continues"
will actually have only a few brand new figures, with half of each wave
being older figures, with "shading effects" added to the paint. So we
are basically only producing 6 or 8 new figures this year. The rest is
all repaints. We are even re-releasing the Holiday Joker with a metallic
paint, people will go nuts about it!"
ABOUT FUTURE PLANS:
"Do
you remember the DC Artist Alley Uminga Batman statue, that we released
in dozens of different colors? Be ready for more of that. Here is a
list of upcoming lines:
BATMAN
- BLACK & WHITE : RECOLORED STATUE LINE - We have just reached the
100th Batman Black and White statue, with the Todd McFarlane one. The plan
for the future is to release all of those again, but this time, in
color. We also have plans for a 'Black & White & Yellow' line,
with only the bat logo and belt colored in yellow. We might also do variants with
metallic paint down the line...
BATMAN
- BLACK & WHITE ACTION FIGURES - We have already done series 1,
where we recycled the First Appearance figure, the Hush figure and the
Designer Series Capullo figure, so why stop there? There are dozens of
Batman action figures that we could recycle in black and white. We'll
start with the New 52 one (which was repainted 4-5 times already), then
the DC Icons ones, the Animated series, etc... Would metallic black and
white paint look good on those too? We will find out!
BATMAN
- THE ANIMATED SERIES - BLACK & WHITE - We might as well also
reissue a few of the Animated series figures in black and white, because
why not? Some people might have watched the show on a faulty television
set and seen these characters in black and white anyway.
We
will also probably announce a few completely new lines, like the "DC
Films" or the "Lucha Explosiva" ones that we teased a few years back,
but with no intention whatsoever of ever releasing them. We'll just let the
anticipation build a little, and then cancel the whole thing, add a new
coat of paint on older Batman figures and then release those instead. We
have been doing that with the comic books for years: When our
current stories are not great, we just release a new trade paperback
version of an old story. How many "Batman: Hush" versions are there
now?"
It
seems like recycling and metallic paint are going to be very present in
the future plans of DC Direct! ToyFarce News hopes that the fans and
collectors will find something to hold onto in those announcements, or
maybe find some comfort in the McFarlane Toys DC Universe line.
One
thing is for sure, we will get more Batman!
More news at 11:00...
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#toyfarce #dcdirect #dccollectibles #dccomics #batman #superman #flash
#batmanblackandwhite #batmantheanimatedseries #blackandwhitestatues
#reissue #recycling #repaint #repainting #oldandnew
#batmancollectorsclub #batmanactionfigures #batmancollection #freshnews
MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!
An insider source has told ToyFarce News that the next item in the line would be none other than the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus, in all it's 1:1 scale glory!
BREAKING NEWS:
MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!
Every
toy collector is familiar with Hasbro's Marvel Legends line. The Marvel
Legends line started in 2002, originally produced by Toy Biz, and later
by Hasbro. There is a ton of Marvel Comics or Marvel Cinematic Universe
characters that were released, and it seems that there is no end to it
just yet. The Marvel Legends line also introduced the Build-a-Figure
concept (or BAF, for the collectors), which was a genius marketing
stunt, because it made people buy the C-list characters that would have
stayed as peg-warmers in the shops if not for the left arm part of the
BAF character that people really want! It made people buy characters
such as Jack O'Lantern, Paladin, or Beetle!
Recently,
Marvel Legends started a replica line, starting with a very decent Iron
Man helmet, followed by Thor's Mjolnir, Captain America's shield, Star
Lord's helmet, Ant Man's helmet, Black Panther's helmet and the Infinity
Gauntlet from Avengers: Infinity War, followed by the Iron Gauntlet
from Avengers: Endgame. They have also extended the line to the Star
Wars universe, with a series of screen accurate helmet replicas. The
Marvel line was very well received and Hasbro has been planning to make
more life-size replicas, and the next one is going to be...
earth-shattering!
An
insider source has told ToyFarce News that the next item in the line
would be none other than the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus, in all it's
1:1 scale glory! The figure should measure approximatively 395 000 km
(~245,450 mi), should be very accurate and look great in any collection,
just like the other replicas from that line. The Galactus replica will
have a light up feature in its eyes and parts of its armor, but we
haven't been told yet what source of power will be needed for it (a
couple of tons of enriched uranium should do the trick, though). There
is no date announced yet for the release, the figure was supposed to be
announced as the San Diego Comic Con which has been cancelled, but the
prototype can still be seen by those with very large telescopes.
We,
at ToyFarce News, hope that the Life-size Galactus replica is a
success, so that other franchises can start to see bigger too! Just
imagine... Life-size Megatron? Life-size Megazord? The possibilities are
endless!
More news at 11:00
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#toyfarce #hasbro #marvellegends #galactus #marvel #mcu
#marvelcinematicuniverse #replica #propreplica #marvelpropreplica
#collectibles #toys #collectors #toycollectors #toycollection
#actionfigure #lifesize #huge #enormous #earth #planetsized
#devourerofworlds #satire #freshnews
WHICH COLLECTOR FACTION DO YOU BELONG IN?
ToyFarce News loves all kinds of toy collectors, but toy collectors themselves definitely do NOT love all kinds of toy collectors.
FEATURED ARTICLE:
WHICH COLLECTOR FACTION DO YOU BELONG IN?
ToyFarce News loves all kinds of toy collectors, but toy collectors themselves definitely do NOT love all kinds of toy collectors. There has been several occurences of arguments or fights, whether in the Facebook, Youtube, Instagram or Twitter comment threads. Some collectors will tell others how they should display or handle their collection, even if they are not the ones who paid for it and are not part of those other person's lives.
In the last decade, collectors have been able to witness the formation of different factions, and chose which side they are on. ToyFarce news will now review the 4 major factions from the toy collectors world:
THE CARD FOUNDATION:
The Card Foundation (or Mint on Card Foundation) is for the collectors that keep all their figure mint on card, generally displayed on a wall, which is covered from floor to ceiling. The Card Foundation consider themselves the best collectors there is, the best collectors there was, and the best collectors there ever will be. Keeping an entire wall of blister cards, without ever thinking of opening them, requires a lot of discipline and mental strength, and that is what is needed to join the Card Foundation.
D-GENERATION SHELF:
The D-Generation Shelf (or D-SHELF) is a faction for the collectors that display everything that they own on shelves, whether those are wall shelves, floating shelves, book shelves (like on a BILLY bookshelf from Ikea),... They generally favor displaying their figures loose, but can also have a few blister cards or larger boxes displayed behind the loose figures. They are not worried about having to dust their collection every now and then. Sometimes, a figure would fall and cause a domino effect, leading to some of the figures to take a dive from the shelf towards the floor, but that's just one of the things that happens if you're D-SHELF. And if you're not down with that, they've got 2 words for ya... DUST IT!
THE NEW BOX ORDER:
The New Box Orded (or nBo) is a special kind of collectors. You might have seen collectors ask sellers 'Does it come with the shipping box?', especially in one sixth scale figure collectors groups. Those collectors will buy an expensive, high-end figure and will never a single time put their eyes on them. The visuals of the box is enough for them. Even better: the quality of the cardboard from the shipping boxes. They will go out of their way to find sellers that will 'double box' their figures, to make sure that the shipping box is in pristine condition. nBo members have pictures from their collection stored in a temperature controlled storage units, and will tell you that when you're nBo, you're nBo for life, BROTHER!
THE DETOLF CLUB:
The Detolf Club is a club of collectors who love to display their collection in glass cabinets (usually Detolf from Ikea, but it could be any other brand). They are not scared of opening their figures and display them in dynamic positions in their cabinets (which another faction, the Museum Posers absolutely hates). True Detolf Club member will also have lights in their cabinets, and some will also have backgrounds or dioramas, to compliment their collections even more. For a Detolf Club member, it is a pleasure to just sit in front of their glass cabinets after a long day, and just admire their collection, taking it all in. There is something about it that is just too sweet...
Of course, there are tons of other factions, like the Briq (lego collectors), the Nation of Customization (who love to repaint/resculpt/kitbash/...), the L.O.O.S.E. squad (who will always open their figures and #LetEmBreathe), the SCALP (a faction of villains who will empty the toy aisle from their stores to sell everything at a higher price), the Youtuberockers (who buy every single toy that come out for review, but you can clearly see that the passion is long gone), and many, many more...
ToyFarce News would like to know about you: Which faction do you belong in?
More news at 11:00...
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STAR WARS DAY - HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES "JEK PORKINS" COLLECTIBLE FIGURE !
ToyFarce News wishes all of you a happy Star Wars day!
BREAKING NEWS:
STAR WARS DAY - HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES "JEK PORKINS" COLLECTIBLE FIGURE !
First
of all, ToyFarce News wishes all of you a happy Star Wars day!
Everybody knows that today is Star Wars day, thanks to the "May the 4th
be with you" motto, but did you know that there is also reason to
celebrate on the following day, as it is "Revenge of the Fifth"? It has
been a fantastic day for all Star Wars fans across the galaxy, with tons
of new announcements from Hasbro, with new 'The Black Series' figures
such as Luke with Yoda 2-pack, 4-LOM and Zuckuss, a Han Solo in
Carbonite figure, and a 'Carbonized' Darth Vader (which is a new thing
for Hasbro, where they paint the figures in disgusting metallic colors,
and manage to sell them again!), a Boba Fett Prototype Replica Helmet
(read: unpainted), and of course, a Baby Yoda-themed Monopoly board game
(we are not even kidding on that one...).
The
Hong Kong brand Hot Toys also surprised the fans with new
announcements, including a re-issue of their "Empire Strikes Back -
Darth Vader", but in a packaging similar to the vintage Kenner figures.
Also, a repainted Boba Fett figure, sporting the not-so screen accurate
colors of the vintage Kenner figure, will be joining Vader in that
'vintage packaging' line. Finally, Hot Toys teased all the fans with a
picture teasing Captain Rex, the clone trooper from the animated series
'The Clone Wars', promising that they would release figures from that
show very soon as well! ('very soon' has a different meaning in Hong
Kong.)
However,
it was not the last surprise for that day! ToyFarce News got the
exclusive scoop that another figure would be announced for the Hot Toys
1/6th scale collectible figures line, and it is an epic, all-time fan
favorite character! Hot Toys will soon announce... everyone's favorite
plus-size X-Wing pilot Jek Porkins!! The Episode IV star nearly stole
the spotlight from Luke Skywalker during the Death Star battle, and
quickly gathered a huge fan-base. The figure will come with a brand new
'chunky' body (most likely a re-use of the Endgame Thor figure, which
will now finally allow Hot Toys to make more overweight characters), a
screen accurate headsculpt as well as Porkins' signature helmet, a
blaster, a Triple-Cheeseburger, a can of soda, and the exclusive edition
will come with a recliner chair!
Be
sure to be on the lookout for more announcements from Hot Toys during
those 2 'Star Wars'-themed days, as ToyFarce News heard a rumor that
there might be more coming very soon...including an exclusive figure
that has been demanded by fans for over 20 years!! Youssa have any idea
who?!
More news at 11:00
#toyfarcenews
#toyfarce #starwars #hasbro #hottoys #hasbrostarwars #hottoysstarwars
#jekporking #lukeskywalker #starwarsday #maythefourthbewithyou
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