TOYING AROUND’S MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: TOY COLLECTOR WALLPAPER!

BREAKING NEWS:

TOYING AROUND’S MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: TOY COLLECTOR WALLPAPER!

That’s right, this is a collab’, y’all!

During the weekend, Kevin aka Toying Around (he’s a toy collector, toy photographer and sometimes toy reviewer) approached ToyFarce with a brilliant business opportunity: What if, instead of selling retro carded figures for display, we would just get a wallpaper with the figures printed on it? Let’s face it, a lot of MOC collectors will never open those figures displayed on their wall, so the figures are basically a second layer of wallpaper anyway! A layer of wallpaper made of cardboard, various plastics and accessories with different sizes, but a layer of wallpaper nonetheless!

After several business meetings, patent registration, research and development and dozens of empty printer cartridges, we can now proudly present to you our new venture:

INTRODUCING… THE TOY COLLECTOR WALLPAPER!

Are you tired of your boring white wallpaper? Get a Star Wars Vintage Collection wallpaper for your bedroom!

Always wanted a wall of black series, but not enough time/money to track down all figures? WE GOT YOUR BACK!

Give your apartment a makeover with the Star Wars Black Series wallpaper!

The Toy Collector Wallpaper is easy to install, even a non-toy collector can do it!

Not into Star Wars? No problem! We have plans to introduce other products in the future, including Masters of the Universe, Marvel Legends, Retro Collection, and many more!

Imagine preparing the bedroom for your newborn child, and installing that glorious Toy Biz Marvel Legends wallpaper! Your child will love it!

Follow @toyingaround and @toyfarce for more info, and don’t forget to check Toying Around’s youtube channel ( https://www.youtube.com/c/ToyingAround ) for fun content and livestreams, including the “UNBOXING THURSDAYS” show on… thursdays (clever!), where the toy community gathers to chit-chat and open toys!

More news at 11:00… *WARNING: The wallpaper is not a toy. Do not leave children unsupervised with the wallpaper. Small parts may cause choking. Not suitable for children under 3 years old.

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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NYCC 2021 S.H. FIGUARTS SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN SON GOKU KAIO-KEN - EVENT EXCLUSIVE COLOR EDITION?

BREAKING NEWS:

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NYCC 2021 S.H. FIGUARTS SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN SON GOKU KAIO-KEN - EVENT EXCLUSIVE COLOR EDITION?

If you say it 7 times, he will appear!

This is a picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

(For best results, read this article out loud.)

Last week, Bandai announced their next exclusive, the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition. The NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition includes a pearlescent red paint deco, interchangeable portraits, interchangeable hands, and a power up effect.

Another picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

The NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will be available at the event (NYCC 2021), and the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will also be available on the Premium Bandai USA website. Details on the pricing and ordering of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will be revealed soon.

How it felt writing this article

ToyFarce has heard numerous that numerous fans are very excited about the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition like Spanish collector Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso and German collector Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum (that is not a typo, this is someone’s actual name, who owns the world record of longest name).

How about you? Will you get the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition?

More news at 11:00… NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition!

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SCALPERS INC. WE GO ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR YOU!

BREAKING NEWS:

SCALPERS INC. WE GO ABOVE AND BEYOND FOR YOU!

Promotional consideration, paid for by the following:

“Scalpers”. “Flippers”. “Resellers”. We have heard them all. Everybody seems to have a very negative opinion of us. This is why SCALPERS INC. will try to fix that!

At SCALPERS INC., we will go ABOVE and BEYOND for you to find those action figures and toys that you really want:

ABOVE the price labelled at retail, and

BEYOND the price any normal person would pay for it.

Trust us, we will make you appreciate what we do for you. It’s not like you have a choice, anyway… The shelves at your local stores will still be empty! We only ask for that “time and energy” tax. (“Time and energy” tax explained in a previous ToyFarce article: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/08/time-and-energy-new-tax-from-unassumed.html )

**ToyFarce does not share the opinions expressed by SCALPERS INC. It looks like there was a glitch in the ad campaign app, and they managed to take advantage of that. Our apologies! Now back to regular programming…

More news at 11:00… do not support the S.C.A.L.P.!

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SELF-DESCRIBED “DIE-HARD ACTION FIGURE FAN” WISHES FAILURE UPON ALL TOY COMPANIES

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SELF-DESCRIBED “DIE-HARD ACTION FIGURE FAN” WISHES FAILURE UPON ALL TOY COMPANIES

Think you’re a true action figure fan? Bet you don’t hate action figures as much as this fan, who pre-orders at least 20 figures every week!

Despite self-identifying as a “lifelong toy and action figure fan,” 27-year-old Brad Fairthorne of Baton Rouge devotes nearly all of his time and energy to bemoaning his perceived shortcomings of “the toy business” and gleefully anticipating how various companies will fail.

This past week, immediately after the Hasbro Pulse Marvel Legends livestream, Fairthorne spent seven consecutive hours in an online toy website forum arguing that Hasbro is “grasping at straws” and will be “belly-up in five months, guaranteed.”

Cloistered in his basement bedroom of his parents’ suburban home, the former sandwich artist writes on his blog, “Brad’s Toy Page”, about his innumerable grievances regarding McFarlane Toys, NECA, Super7, Mafex, Mattel, Hasbro, Mezco, and any other company that does not conform exactly to his subjective whims and preferences.

Blog posts Fairthorne has penned include: “10 Reasons This Wave of DC Multiverse Should be the Last,” “Why the Star Wars Black Series line Needs to Go Away,” and “NECA Actually Stands for Not Even Capable of Articulations”

Although he is convinced that “Todd McFarlane, Ryan Ting and Dan Yun are regular readers” of his blog, Google Analytics for the site reveal that the majority of his website’s 29 pageviews last year were the result of his mother, who was looking to see if the site contained dirty language.

Fairthorne has declared he is “boycotting Marvel Legends” on at least 27 separate occasions.

NB: This article is an homage/tribute to Kayfabe News, a fantastic satirical website about pro-wrestling, who posted this article a couple of years ago, which is one of my favorites: https://www.kayfabenews.com/self-described-die-hard-wrestling-fan-wishes-failure-upon-all-wrestling-promotions/ It turns out it’s also a nice fit for our toy community!

More news at 11:00… “THESE FIGURES SUCK, I WILL PRE-ORDER THEM ALL!”

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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?

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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?

The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!). While most people will probably either recycle the cardboard box or display the figure inside of it (MIB collectors), some collectors may be wondering “what to do with that gigantic Haslab Sentinel box?”. Here are a few ideas for you!

AN AWESOME DOG HOUSE/CAT FORT!

Don’t be fooled by the depressed look on that puppy, he’s actually very ecstatic about getting to live inside a Haslab Sentinel box!

The other cats from your neighborhood will be 100% jealous when they see your cat’s fort!

SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS!

Turn your Haslab Sentinel box into a wonderful speedy car! All you have to do is count on your kid’s imagination, and he’ll be racing in his brand new car in no time!

A car? How about an entire summer cottage? If you ordered more than one Sentinel, you can build an entire playhouse, which your kids will absolutely love!

FOR A PERSON!

Do you have annoying friends? Just put them in the box and ship them somewhere far, so you don’t have to deal with their crappy personality anymore!

Help the ones in need! Donate your Haslab Sentinel box to a homeless person so that they can feel like they live in a penthouse. You’ll feel good about doing something nice! (Also works for yourself, if your wife kicked you out after your 5 Sentinels arrived)

If you have more than 5 Haslab Sentinels, you can even build a small apartment, and rent it, to make that Haslab money back!

More news at 11:00… Just wait until you see the Galactus box!

#toyfarce #hasbro #hasbropulse #haslab #marvel #marvelcomics #marvellegends #sentinel #xmen #lifehacks #artsandcrafts #cardboardbox #galactus #fantasticfour #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollection #humor #satire #parody

MEZCO AND MAFEX IN A HIGH LEVEL COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN DELAY THEIR RELEASES THE MOST!

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MEZCO AND MAFEX IN A HIGH LEVEL COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN DELAY THEIR RELEASES THE MOST!

Mezco and Mafex. 2 companies that are known for their high quality products, great articulations, awesome details…and never-ending delays!

The American brand Mezco, popular these days thanks to their One:12 collective line which include soft goods, great details and tons of accessories has suffered multiple delays over the last few months/years. Meanwhile, the japanese brand MAFEX, which collectors adore thanks to their highly articulated “import” figures, have made delays in release dates a tradition. Both brands sell high quality action figures for over $90 a pop (which is pretty steep), so you would expect that the figures would come out on time, but nope… ToyFarce uncovered the truth!

Announced in July 2020, release date: May 2021… then July 2021… then October 2021…

It appears that both brands are now in a competition to see who can have the most action figures delayed at the same time! This was revealed by an anonymous source (probably a disgruntled employee, again), who told ToyFarce that their goal is to become “THE” brand that announces the most products, but actually never releases anything. “It’s the perfect cover! They just keep announcing new figures every few months, people pre-order the hell out of them, they make a ton of money, with no plan whatsoever to actually start production!” said the anonymous source. “They are Announcements/Reveal brands, now".

Announced in January 2020, release date: Aug-Oct 2020… now showing Aug-Oct 2021…

More news at 11:00… Raise your hands if you’re also waiting for a Mezco Batman ‘89!

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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!

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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!

We all remember this…

Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian TV series. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…

Remember this?

How could we forget… (Sorry for bringing back that pain)

ToyFarce received the anonymous tip that in an upcoming coming book from Marvel Comics, supposed to come out this wednesday, Galactus will be randomly completely and utterly DESTROYED in a similar way. First we will see Galactus just standing in a big field next to some rocks, and an orange/pink laser will come out from the corner of the frame, and obliterate the Devourer of Worlds.

*PEW!* (re-enactement)

*KABOOM!* (re-enactement)

It is a good thing that the Rancor already met his demise in the Return of the Jedi (Spoilers!), but we would advise any remaining Rancors NOT to hang out in a big field next to some rocks when the next Haslab Star Wars campaign will be ending… We’ve been fooled twice already!

More news at 11:00… be careful of orange lasers coming from the corner of the screen/page!

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SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!

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SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!

The Sentinels are coming! The Sentinels are coming, guys! This week, lots of collectors have started to receive notifications from FedEx about a certain shipment coming from Hasbro!

Read that again… “Weight: 30 lbs / 13.61 kgs”. Oooof…

While some collectors clearly have no clue what 30 lbs would feel like and are already asking for help from their relatives to pick it up (true story), others started to fear the reactions of their significant others when that huge, heavy box would show up at their door.

WORRY NOT! ToyFarce and The Sonny Channel have your back! Pick one of the following options for an easy, guilt-free reception of your Haslab Sentinel, with no questions asked!

PRINT THIS:

Print this and slap it on the box when it shows up!

WATCH THIS VIDEO:

SEND US AN EMAIL:

Send an email to Toyfarce@hotmail.com, with the title “Sentinel Giveaway” including your name or username, and we will send you an email congratulating you for winning the Haslab Sentinel in a totally legit giveaway contest! That way, you’ll have an “official” proof that you won it:

Here’s what the email will look like

Thanks again to @sonnyplayswithtoys for another brilliant idea!

More news at 11:00… and don’t ever say we never do anything for you!

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SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!

BREAKING NEWS:

SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!

First of all: YAY! WE DID IT! Congratulations to the Marvel Legends team! It turns out, if you provide us with huge amazing figures, we’ll buy them!

GALACTUS COMETH… (in like, a year or something. Fall 2022)

But he’s not coming along! We unlocked all 3 heralds, Nova, Silver Surfer and Morg…

Along with a Dr Doom head! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one! I love me some Doom.

We are about 12 hours away from the end of the campaign, and ToyFarce received an anonymous tip about an extra surprise stretch goal. The source demanded to remain anonymous. (Don’t worry, @sonnyplayswithtoys from The Sonny Channel on Youtube, your secret is safe with me!). We received an encrypted email with the following pictures…

Introducing… THE GALACTUS CARRIER! Unlocked at 25,000 backers, allegedly!

The Galactus Carrier is made of durable material, and will enable you to bring your HasLab Galactus with you on all your adventures!

The details are amazing, with Habsro logos…

Galactus heads,…

… and an exclusive design in the back! (Product not final).

You’ll be sure to make everybody jealous when going for a stroll in a park with your HasLab Galactus, inside his Galactus Carrier!

And, as is tradition, Sonny from The Sonny Channel, known for his Foiled Customs company and his contacts in Hasbro that provide him with figures immediately after each reveals, has already received one, and was seen showing it off in the Texas area.

Actual picture!

At time of writing, Galactus has 23,825+ backers (which is more than the Sentinel did!). Hopefully, we can crush that final stretch goal in time! 12 hours left! We cannot wait to go on long evening walks with Galactus…

Special thanks to Sonny for the idea and the pictures!

More news at 11:00… I HUNGER! FEED. ME. PLANETS!

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CONFUSED COLLECTOR: “THIRD PARTY? I WASN’T EVEN INVITED TO THE FIRST OR SECOND ONES!”

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“THIRD PARTY? I WASN’T EVEN INVITED TO THE FIRST OR SECOND ONES!”

ThreeZero. SooSoo Toys. Star Ace. ToysEra. Manniple (hehe…nipple). NOTA Studio. Blitzway, and many more. Those companies all have one thing in common: they have been defined by the toy community as ‘Third party’ brands.

A third party brand is a brand that provides an alternative product, not supplied by the primary brands to the customers (thanks, Google!). Basically, any action figure that is not coming from the bigger brands (Hasbro, Mezco, Hot Toys…) is considered a third party brand, it seems. For example, we’ve seen countless times collectors ask for a one sixth scale figure, in the very official form of a post on facebook: a picture of an unreleased character, with a text saying “HOT TOYS WHEN?”, but when a third party brand does release that character, collectors seem to not want it, because it does not come from the big brands that they trust. What could be the issue?

“I’ve heard that there is a third party, yes. It’s nice and all, but I wasn’t even invited to the first and second ones” says Paul, a long time Hot Toys collector. “Why would I even get to the third party if I wasn’t invited before? I’d rather just wait that Hot Toys announces the toys I want when they have their own party!”.

Some third party brands are more legit than other, and one of the best part about the ‘unofficial’ ones are the names they come up with to avoid raising any eyebrows (*cough* copyright issues *cough*). ToyFarce will hold a ‘Third party name generator’ the whole weekend on social media (instagram and facebook stories), so please, visit the pages and give us some characters, and we’ll come up with their third party names!

More news at 11:00… from “ActionfigureJokes”

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