WHY ARE LEAKED PICTURES ALWAYS TAKEN WITH A HAM SANDWICH?
BREAKING NEWS:
WHY ARE LEAKED PICTURES ALWAYS TAKEN WITH A HAM SANDWICH?
Last week, a leaked picture surfaced on the internet about a Marvel Legends two-pack that has yet to be officially announced, which would have a Hulk and Captain America from Avengers: Endgame. Here is the clearest version of the picture we could find:
ToyFarce decided to investigate how come every leaked pictures of toys end up super blurry. Does the photographer use a ham sandwich to take the pictures? Likely! Does he have a disease, such as Parkinson’s, which prevents him to take clear pictures, because he is shaking? Could be! Is it on purpose to protect the anonimity of the person who leaks the pics? Nah, very unlikely.
We pulled several strings and now owe favors to a number of people, but we managed to find out the identity of the person who takes most of the leaked pictures! We will call him “Steve Blurry” to protect his anonimity.
Here is a picture of Steve Blurry
Here is a picture from his holidays
More pictures of toys about to be leaked.
“Most of the times, I am in a blurry to take pictures, so I have to do it fast. I have a very decent Nikon camera, 3 extra lenses, the whole deal. I’m just trying to do my job as a professional toy leak photographer”, says Steve Blurry.
Could it be? Is he just a very bad photographer? Or does he have a very rare eye disease, that makes his eyes “hyper-focus”, and for him, the pictures are just fine? We will continue to look for more informations!
More news at 11:00…but blurry!
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