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MUTANT FIGURES FEELING A BIT UNEASY SINCE ARRIVAL OF THE HASLAB SENTINEL!
“There goes the neighborhood” said C. Xavier, a resident from your collection.
BREAKING NEWS:
MUTANT FIGURES FEELING A BIT UNEASY SINCE ARRIVAL OF THE HASLAB SENTINEL!
“There goes the neighborhood” said C. Xavier, a resident from your collection.
The Sentinels are starting to pop up in some collections, and there has been some unrest among the mutant action figures community. ToyFarce interviewed a few representatives of the X-Men about the situation.
“We had a great thing going on here”, said Iceman, a long time resident of the mutant shelf. “People had entire shelves dedicated to mutants, with kick-ass displays, and we could really shine. We knew that things might change when they first announced the Haslab Sentinel, but we didn’t know how much it would change.”
Maverick told ToyFarce “We had the best of times. We had our own shelves, but now we’ll have to share it with one of *those*… We’ve seen people displaying the Sentinel fighting mutants on their displays, so now, I guess we’ll have to be in fighting poses, after years of being displayed all together… It’s just not the same… We might have to move to another shelf. Maybe the Avengers one?”
We hope we won’t get another Marvel / DC figures situation, where the DC figures had to be moved to a different shelf. We’ll keep you informed as things develop! If anything, we can only give one advice to the mutants in your collection…”GO FOR THE KNEES!”
More news at 11:00… “TARGETS IDENTIFIED. MUTANTS. SURRENDER OR DIE.”
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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!).
BREAKING NEWS:
LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!). While most people will probably either recycle the cardboard box or display the figure inside of it (MIB collectors), some collectors may be wondering “what to do with that gigantic Haslab Sentinel box?”. Here are a few ideas for you!
AN AWESOME DOG HOUSE/CAT FORT!
SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS!
FOR A PERSON!
If you have more than 5 Haslab Sentinels, you can even build a small apartment, and rent it, to make that Haslab money back!
More news at 11:00… Just wait until you see the Galactus box!
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SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!
The Sentinels are coming! The Sentinels are coming, guys!
BREAKING NEWS:
SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!
The Sentinels are coming! The Sentinels are coming, guys! This week, lots of collectors have started to receive notifications from FedEx about a certain shipment coming from Hasbro!
While some collectors clearly have no clue what 30 lbs would feel like and are already asking for help from their relatives to pick it up (true story), others started to fear the reactions of their significant others when that huge, heavy box would show up at their door.
WORRY NOT! ToyFarce and The Sonny Channel have your back! Pick one of the following options for an easy, guilt-free reception of your Haslab Sentinel, with no questions asked!
PRINT THIS:
WATCH THIS VIDEO:
SEND US AN EMAIL:
Send an email to Toyfarce@hotmail.com, with the title “Sentinel Giveaway” including your name or username, and we will send you an email congratulating you for winning the Haslab Sentinel in a totally legit giveaway contest! That way, you’ll have an “official” proof that you won it:
Thanks again to @sonnyplayswithtoys for another brilliant idea!
More news at 11:00… and don’t ever say we never do anything for you!
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SIDESHOW COLLECTIBLES ANNOUNCES GAMBIT SIXTH SCALE FIGURE… “STIFLER” IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED ?!
Last friday, Sideshow Collectibles announced their upcoming Gambit sixth scale action figure from their Marvel Comics line, along with tons of pictures
BREAKING NEWS:
SIDESHOW COLLECTIBLES ANNOUNCES GAMBIT SIXTH SCALE FIGURE… “STIFLER” IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED?!
Last friday, Sideshow Collectibles announced their upcoming Gambit sixth scale action figure from their Marvel Comics line, along with tons of pictures.
The highly detailed figure will come with lots of accessories, including his staff, a triple card throwing effect, four aces with painted glow effect, four pairs of normal hands, four pairs of the same hands but with glowing effect, and an alternate swappable hairstyle.
One collector, Gian D. , couldn’t help but notice the astonishing (pun intended) resemblance with the actor that played Steve Stifler in the American Pie movies, Seann William Scott.
The likeness looks pretty spot on, and we know that Sideshow Collectibles may allegedly know about the casting of the actors in advance in order to prepare the headsculpts for their upcoming figures, which can only mean one thing:
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT AS GAMBIT IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED!
Suck it, “WeGotThisCovered.com”, we got that scoop before you! HA! The actor has not confirmed or denied the rumor, as of writing.
More news at 11:00… The Stifmeister is coming to the MCU!
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