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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST DELAYED G.I.JOE ACTION FIGURE SET OF ALL TIME?! Move over, Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman! There's a new most delayed toy in town! This week, Walmart sent an email to all their customers who had ordered the G.I. Joe Classified Series Night Force Vincent R. "Falcon" Falcone & Quarrel 2-pack to let them know that the release date has been changed. What we certainly did not expect was that the updated release date would be so far in the future! ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I hope my great-great-great-great-great-(...) -grandchildren will take good care of it..." #toyfarce #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #falcon #quarrel #walmart #thefuture #year8892 #delayed

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO STAR WARS: THE BLACK SERIES INQUISITOR AND DUROS BOUNTY HUNTER (HALLOWEEN EDITION) 2-PACK! This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) 2-pack from Hasbro! Yes! More Star Wars Halloween Edition figures! This set is exclusive to Amazon. I'm a sucker for those holiday themed figures, and love Halloween so this was a no-brainer. Could it have been done better? Sure. But I'm still glad we got something! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don’t you find?" #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

FINALLY! 🎃 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloweenedition #september30vsoctober1st #halloween

😬 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #shrek #moviemaniacs #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Marvel vs Capcom who? I want to see Dr Strange vs Evelyn from Everything Everywhere All at Once! Who do you got? By @guskondo TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #marvelvscapcom #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #marvel #a24

The dashing Profit Directors 😎 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #profitdirector #profitdirectordestro #marvellegends #baronzemo #cobracommander

So that's what the asterisk meant... The whole gang's here! (Picture edited for comedy purpose) Idea by @sydequester TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #mcu #thunderbolts #ollies #olliesbargainoutlet #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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That will teach them! 😜 From Reddit TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #punished #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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WHO BROKE THE INTERNET? G.I.JOE AND STAR WARS COLLECTORS BOTH CLAIM TO HAVE CRASHED WEBSITES AT 1 PM!

Yesterday (June 10th, 2021), at 1pm EST, many toy websites were in turmoil, as several pre-orders hit all at the same time, causing some crashes.

BREAKING NEWS:

WHO BROKE THE INTERNET? G.I.JOE AND STAR WARS COLLECTORS BOTH CLAIM TO HAVE CRASHED WEBSITES AT 1 PM!

Yesterday (June 10th, 2021), at 1pm EST, many toy websites were in turmoil, as several pre-orders hit all at the same time, causing some crashes. But let’s rewind a little...

A week ago, during the Hasbro Pulse: Fan First Friday Yo Joe! livestream, the Hasbro G.I.Joe team announced a new G.I.Joe Classified Series set, including Snake Eyes and Timber, that would be available for pre-order on June 10th, at 1pm EST.

Then, this week, during the Hasbro Pulse: I am your father’s day Star Wars livestream, the Hasbro Star Wars team announced a plethora of figures (a new Rogue One Black Series wave, Black Series archives figures, and a new wave of The Vintage Collection), and all those figures would all become available for pre-order…you guessed it right…on June 10th, at 1pm EST.

So, of course, the inevitable happened. Tons of G.I.Joe and Star Wars collectors rushed to the big toy websites, which caused some of them to crash and become unavailable for some time. Some met crashes on Hasbro Pulse’s website. Others on Entertainment Earth or Big Bad Toy Store.

ToyFarce has now witnessed people in Star Wars collectors Facebook groups that claim, with pride, that it is thanks to them that all the websites crashed. Others, in G.I.Joe groups, say that it is thanks to the G.I.Joe fans that the websites couldn’t handle the traffic. ToyFarce interviewed a random person from each side:

G.I.Joe collector: “Of course, it’s the Joe fans that crashed all! And on ‘Yo Joe! June’, no less! It’s our month! Have you seen that Snake Eyes and Timber set? It’s amazing! I’m sure all the G.I.Joe collectors worldwide logged in at the same time at 1pm EST sharp to get that one! We all know that, and you know what they say about knowing… YO JOE!”

Star Wars collector: “It’s obvious to me that it is the Star Wars collectors that crashed Hasbro Pulse, Big Bad Toy Store and the others. There were more figures coming out for us, so we have the strength in numbers! Like Han Solo, we shot first! The Star Wars collectors take that win!”

The S.C.A.L.P association refused to comment on which side they were on, but it is fair to assume that their bots probably had something to do with the crashes as well.

Either way, whether it is the G.I.Joe or the Star Wars collectors that crashed all the websites in order to get their new figures, the clear winner in this story is Hasbro! Next time, have a few Marvel Legends figures available for pre-orders at the same time too!

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