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TOYFARCE REVIEW: FRESH MONKEY FICTION NAUGHTY OR NICE 2023 COLLECTION! This week, we're having an early look at the Naughty or Nice 2023 Collection from Fresh Monkey Fiction! Is there any other way to kick off December and put ourselves in the holiday spirit than to review a bunch of awesome Santa Claus figures? I think not! Those figures are exclusive to BigBadToyStore, a huge thank you to them for sending those over! Ho ho ho! @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... It's all fun and games until Santa checks the Naughty list... #toyfarce #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #naughtyornicecollection #naughtyornice #santaclaus #storytimesanta #fatherchristmas #winterisheresanta #sgtsanta #wizardsanta #krampus #francisthefrostelf #accessorypack #santahats

What do you mean "Not Sexy Enough"? Everything ok, there? 👀 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #sega #gizmodo #popcorn #popcornbucket #notsexyenough

Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

Why Not Zoidberg? @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Idea sent by @wreckship_85 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #bigbadworkshop #operationmonsterforce #season3 #zoidberg #whynotzoidberg #futurama

🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Billy has happiness. TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

6" is 15cm, 7" is 18cm, 12" is 30cm...📏📏📏 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #imperial #metric #stormtrooper #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

ToyFarce 2/12/21 ToyFarce 2/12/21

THE BIG VALENTINE’S DAY LIST 2021!

We’re a few days away from February 14th, and ToyFarce would like to wish all the toy lovers worldwide a happy Valentine's Day! (And also, a happy name day to all the Valentin(e)s of the world, who can't help but be forgotten on that day every single year).

VALENTINE’S DAY NEWS:

THE BIG VALENTINE’S DAY LIST 2021!

Last year, we published a list of some of the biggest love stories in the world of toy collecting, and we thought it would be nice to give that list a little update! (Last year's list: https://www.toyfarce.com/news//2020/02/happy-valentines-day-to-all-toy-lovers.html )

Here are some of the greatest love stories from last year:

The eternal love story that all collectors know about. We’re in 2021, and there is still not an invention that would get rid of dust permanently…That shows how much dust loves our action figures!

Being a toy collector, and being financially irresponsible are pretty much the same thing nowadays!

Good ol’ Detolf. I remember my first… Do you?

It’s only over when you don’t see the wall at all anymore. Then… you start another wall!

“Can I copy your homework, Kenner? - Sure, NECA! But don’t make it too obvious…”

Still waiting on items that were supposed to come back in Q3 2020? Oh, sweet delays…

Todd McFarlane: “Ok, no more Batman… SIKE! Here’s 2 different Batman Beyond ones!”

By the time the figures come out, we have forgotten we ordered them!

“Would you like a bag for all that nothing?”

Nothing says “QC issues” like taking a figure out of the packaging and its limbs snap off…

“Anyone still looking for Vipers or Firefly? THAT WOULD BE $250!!”

Ooooh… Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? - DBZ GOKU!

We hope you’ll have a lovely Valentine’s Day, and don’t forget to treat your toys to a nice candle-lit diner as well! Action figures need love too!

More news at 11:00… WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

#toyfarce #valentinesday #love #list #youjustmadethelist #neca #mcfarlanetoys #mafex #bandai #hasbro #hottoys #target #walmart #dust #beingbroke #detolf #walls #delays #scalpers #toys #actionfigures #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollection #humor #parody

ToyFarce 2/14/20 ToyFarce 2/14/20

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL TOY LOVERS!

To celebrate this day of love, we have made a list of all the biggest love stories in the world of toy collecting.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL TOY LOVERS!

It's February 14th, and ToyFarce News would like to wish all the toy lovers worldwide a happy Valentine's Day! (And also, a happy name day to all the Valentin(e)s of the world, who can't help but be forgotten on that day every single year).

To celebrate this day of love, we have made a list of all the biggest love stories in the world of toy collecting.

Barbie + Ken <3

Woody + Bo Peep <3

Action figures + Dust <3

Collectors + Being broke <3

Figure/statue collectors + IKEA Detolf glass cabinets <3

Walls + Carded figures <3

Funko Pop + Every single franchises ever <3

Bandai + Gundams model kits <3

Lego + Improbable prices <3

NECA + Horror movies <3

Sideshow + QC issues <3

Hot Toys + Release dates in 4 years <3

Third party brands + Silly figure names <3

Wrestling figures + horrible headsculpts <3

Target/Walmart + Empty toy section <3

White plastic + Becoming yellow <3

Fake leather/pleather + Deterioration <3

Scalpers + Greed <3

Late 2010's + Mystery boxes <3

Batteries + Leaking inside your toys <3

Feel free to add many more in the comments!

More news at 11:00...