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TOYFARCE REVIEW: FRESH MONKEY FICTION NAUGHTY OR NICE 2023 COLLECTION! This week, we're having an early look at the Naughty or Nice 2023 Collection from Fresh Monkey Fiction! Is there any other way to kick off December and put ourselves in the holiday spirit than to review a bunch of awesome Santa Claus figures? I think not! Those figures are exclusive to BigBadToyStore, a huge thank you to them for sending those over! Ho ho ho! @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... It's all fun and games until Santa checks the Naughty list... #toyfarce #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #naughtyornicecollection #naughtyornice #santaclaus #storytimesanta #fatherchristmas #winterisheresanta #sgtsanta #wizardsanta #krampus #francisthefrostelf #accessorypack #santahats

What do you mean "Not Sexy Enough"? Everything ok, there? 👀 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #sega #gizmodo #popcorn #popcornbucket #notsexyenough

Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

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🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

ToyFarce 1/25/21 ToyFarce 1/25/21

THE UNDERTAKER SHOOTS ON MATTEL WWE FIGURES!

Last week, WWE Legend The Undertaker (Mark Callaway) was the guest of Joe Rogan’s podcast on Spotify. During that interview, he said many things that ended up doing the headlines of all wrestling/sports websites…

BREAKING NEWS:

THE UNDERTAKER SHOOTS ON MATTEL WWE FIGURES!

Last week, WWE Legend The Undertaker (Mark Calaway) was the guest of Joe Rogan’s podcast on Spotify. During that interview, he said many things that ended up doing the headlines of all wrestling/sports websites, including :

-About WWE: “The product has changed so much, now it’s kinda soft. I'll probably piss a lot of people off, but they need to hear it. I just think the product is a little soft. There's guys here and there that have an edge to them, but there's too much pretty, not enough substance right now”.

-About old times: “In that era of guys, too, those were men, you walk into a dressing room nowadays and it's a lot different. I remember walking into my first real dressing room, and all I saw were some crusty fucking men, half of them had guns and knives in their bags. Shit just got handled back then. Now, you walk in and there's guys playing video games and fucking making sure they look pretty”.

It’s like the Phenom made that interview with the only purpose to make friends!

ToyFarce heard that in the full unedited version of the interview, the Deadman also had some words about Mattel and WWE action figures!

“Have you seen the latest figures of me? The jacket is too rigid! It’s made of hard plastic, so kids or collectors can’t pose me at all when wearing the jacket. I have to have that awkward pose where i stand up with my shoulders up and my arms a feet away from my hips… And it’s not only me, Edge got that too! And when they do the soft fabric ones? It looks like I’m wearing a bathrobe…”

“Gee, Undertaker, why don’t you tell us what’s bothering you, huh?”

ToyFarce admits that the Phenom has a point. Those jackets are nice but never perfect. The hard rigid ones are just annoying to remove/put back, and the default pose with them is indeed awkward.

“Back in the days, you had the “Bone-Crunching Action” figures from Jakks Pacific. Man, those were real toys! Back then, a kid could hurt himself with the figures, like pinch his fingers or something. Nowadays, everything is too damn safe."

For our review of the WWE Elite 79 The Undertaker action figure from last october, click here: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/mattel-wwe-elite-79-the-undertaker

We will report to you if we hear more from that interview!

More news at 11:00… DEADMAN WALKING *GONG*

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ToyFarce 10/28/20 ToyFarce 10/28/20

REVIEW: MATTEL'S WWE ELITE 79 - THE UNDERTAKER (COLLECTOR'S EDITION)

“Hold on, playa! Tonight, you get to go one-on-one…with The Undertaker!” - Teddy Long

SPOOKTOBER REVIEWS:

MATTEL'S WWE ELITE 79 - THE UNDERTAKER (COLLECTOR'S EDITION)

“Hold on, playa! Tonight, you get to go one-on-one…with the Undertaker!” - Teddy Long

The Undertaker. The Phenom. The Deadman. How about that for Spooktober? Mattel just released that beautiful WWE Elite figure from series 79 of the Undertaker, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of his career. The Undertaker started at Survivor Series in 1990, so this November, it will officially be 30 year of the Undertaker. The real question is: Will he come back from one more match…again…again? :)

Here are some packaging shots:

*His Wrestlemania opponent from the cinematic Boneyard match, AJ Styles, is here to welcome him.*

This is a really nice update of the Undertaker. I am not a huge fan of the very rigid jacket that they put on those figures, but it does look damn cool on a shelf.

*OH MY GOD! The Undertaker with a big boot to the face of AJ! (totally not my hand)*

*The Deadman started off real strong with that boot. Can AJ recover?*

*The Undertaker grabbed AJ by the throat!*

*He’s setting him up for one of his signature move, the patented Chokeslam!*

*He’s taking AJ to the end of the line…*

*What is this? The Undertaker signals that he wants to bury AJ alive!*

*(Those are the only coffins we can find at the store these days…)*

*The Phenom is removing the candies from that casket…*

*And buries AJ Styles alive, yet again!*

*Signature pose at the end of the match*

More news at 11:00… REST… IN… PEACE…

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