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REVIEW: MATTEL WWE ULTIMATE EDITION TRIPLE H AND THE ROCK

Mattel has been doing a decent job with the WWE Elite figures for years, but I had yet to get any of the ‘Ultimate Edition’ ones.

TOYFARCE REVIEW:

REVIEW: MATTEL WWE ULTIMATE EDITION TRIPLE H AND THE ROCK

Mattel has been doing a decent job with the WWE Elite figures for years, but I had yet to get any of the ‘Ultimate Edition’ ones. After trying to convince myself that I didn’t need it for months, I saw a review online that convinced me otherwise (Thanks, Adventures in Collecting Podcast youtube channel!).

I picked up Triple H and Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson because I started watching wrestling in the late 90’s, and saw those 2 guys become huge main eventers and their feuds were memorable. I always wanted a ‘Ultimate’ The Rock figure (no pun intended…ok, maybe) and this looked like this could be it.

Some packaging shots:

Nice little “easter egg”, when you open the flaps at the top and bottom of the packaging, some catchphrases are hidden there!

I only have an AEW ring, and I can already see the ton of hate mail I would get for that, so I won’t use a ring. It’s too bad. If only I had something cool to display behind… Oh, wait… I know!

The Ultimate edition figures have “Ultimate articulation for authentic poseability”, so we’re gonna put that to the test… Entering first, the most elecrifying man in AAAALL of entertainment:

IF YOU SMEEEEELL…WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKING! *90’s guitar jamming* — ***IF YOU SMEEEEELL…WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKING!*** *90’s guitar jamming*

*“FINALLY…THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO *INSERT TOWN* !!”*

*‘The Rock says he is gonna lay the smackdown on Triple H’s candy ass! Bring it!”*

“Triple H’s old theme song, ‘My Time’, is exactly the soundtrack I imagine if there is a war.” - Michael M.Who loved that theme? It's such an underrated theme… Of course, Motörhead rules (RIP Lemmy), but there was some weird aura about ‘My Time’. A … — *“Triple H’s old theme song, ‘My Time’, is exactly the soundtrack I imagine if there is a war.”* - Michael M.
Who loved that theme? It's such an underrated theme… Of course, Motörhead rules (RIP Lemmy), but there was some weird aura about ‘My Time’. A great fit for that time.

… close enough. At least the tip of his fingers are crossed!

“The Rock says what we got here is a Jabroni who looks like Tarzan, and fights like Jane!” (Remember the Trash Talking Stage from Jakks Pacific? That thing was so cool… I still remember most of the lines!)

An intense staredown before the main event of the evening!

*Oh no, this means the end for The Rock…*

*Now, for the Most Electrifying move in Sports-Entertainment…*

(Hands with pointing fingers would have been great in that set, for The People’s Elbow pose)

Triple H also comes with his ‘McMahon-Helmsley era’ cap and chainmail entrance gear… Well, it was the late 90’s… It was legal, then.

The Ultimate Edition are great figures with a ton of poseability. So far there’s only been 10 (I might pick up that Ultimate Edition The Fiend, someday…), and I can’t wait for more.

More news at 11:00… Know your role… AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

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