MORE HASLAB RAZOR CREST STRETCH GOALS REVEALED!

BREAKING NEWS:

MORE HASLAB RAZOR CREST STRETCH GOALS REVEALED!

During the first ever Hasbro PulseCon, Hasbro revealed their new Haslab crowfunded project, the Mandalorian’s Razor Crest, with an initial goal of 6000 backers, which was shattered within 24h.

When the first goal of 8000 backers was reached, Hasbro announced that the first stretch goal would be the addition of the escape pod, and announced the next goal would be 10,000 backers, and the next item unlocked would be none other than the Child, to go with the ship!

6,000 backers: The Escape pod was added to the Razor Crest.

Reveal of the next goal

As usual, ToyFarce investigated and asked some inside sources what the next stretch goals would be, and here are the reveals, exclusively for you!

15,000 backers: A pine scented spaceship-freshener, along with some fuzzy dice for the cockpit!

20,000 backers: A beskar trumpet will be added in the armory

(Yes, we’re doing inside jokes now. After the Mortal Kombat Spawn and the Haslab Sentinel, The Mandalorian now gets a trumpet too!)

30,000 backers: The Razor Crest gets some pin-up posters

(It gets lonely in space when you’re bounty hunting. Don’t judge!)

40,000 backers: The Razor Crest will get some badass musclecar flame patterns. Yep.

A huge shout-out to @starwarsphotoshop on Instagram / WookieNutz on Facebook for posting that reveal earlier this week:

80,000 backers: The Festive Holiday paintwork, to go with the Holiday Edition stormtroopers.

Some say that if it reaches 1,000,000 backers, Pedro Pascal will hand-deliver it to you…and he will have to wear the helmet!!

What would you like to see as a stretch goal for the Razor Crest? Let us know in the comments!

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HASBRO QUIT MAKING FIGURES FOR ‘THE MANDALORIAN’ HALFWAY THROUGH PRODUCTION TOO, AFTER HEARING RUMORS!

After hearing about the rumors that Pedro Pascal was (allegedly) difficult to work with, and (allegedly) left ‘The Mandalorian’ set halfway through filming due to issues with the creative teams (the actor (allegedly) wanted to be able to show his face more, which is definitely NOT the way), Hasbro decided to do the exact same thing and quit making ‘The Mandalorian’ in beskar armor from the Black Series line halfway through production too.

Reference, in case you missed it: https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-pedro-pascal-difficult-mandalorian

“If the actor from the show can quit halfway through production, we can do it too” said a Hasbro representative.

ToyFarce would like to thank Alexander Alicea-Cruz for the anonymous tip. (Wait… what does ‘anonymous’ mean, again?). Also, ToyFarce is aware that not a single trustworthy news website has confirmed that, and that Cosmicbook News is usually full of cr*p. (If it happens to be true, though, just don’t read the ‘allegedly’ parts).

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REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD

TOYFARCE REVIEWS:

REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD 

There has been a disturbance in the Force. A new toy has made its way to ToyFarce's home which has caused another toy to feel threatened...

Baby Groot felt a threat that he might not be the cutest life-size toy in the house anymore, and needed to inspect the situation.

“I am groot.” - *The child coos*

After some deliberation, Baby Groot decided that they might have more chances at being the cutest thing in the house, if they formed an alliance.

So it was agreed.

...until the eventual sudden heel turn from Baby Groot !

 "I AM GROOT!!"

Baby Groot had only forgotten about one thing... the Force.

“I…am…Groot…”

*The Child coos*

All in all, for 29$, this might be the best 'The Child' version around. Unless we're talking about the SUPER TINY Black Series one, which is the TINIEST THING EVER MADE. Review coming soon!

More news at 11:00... *cooing*

*COO*

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HASBRO FEELING LEFT OUT FROM THE BABY YODA ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTROVERSY BETWEEN SIDESHOW AND HOT TOYS!!

BREAKING NEWS: 

HASBRO FEELING LEFT OUT FROM THE BABY YODA ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTROVERSY BETWEEN SIDESHOW AND HOT TOYS!! 

"They could have at least crashed our website too!" says Hasbro employee. 

On January 30th, Sideshow Collectibles announced a life-size figure (well...statue) of The Child, from 'The Mandalorian' TV series. This led to a huge amount of traffic on the website which caused it to crash. Major news outlets started to report the website crash all over the internet, and the very next day, the blockbuster toy company from Hong Kong, Hot Toys, decided to break its silence and announced they were going to make figures of The Child, not only life-size, but also in 1:4th and 1:6th scale.

Toy collectors everywhere went crazy with speculations after this announcement for a few reasons: 

- Sideshow is the main distributor for Hot Toys, so having both brands competing against each other for the Child figure could create a rift between the brands. What will happen? Sideshow had to know that Hot Toys was making one too, right?

- Why did Hot Toys go out of their way to put together a collage to announce they would indeed do the figure, when they had nearly 2 months to do so? 

- For the people that pre-ordered it and caused the site to crash: How does one get a Non-Refundable Deposit back? We all know people will order the Hot Toys version from Sideshow anyway... Did Sideshow just con the Star Wars fandom out of NRD money?

Meanwhile, Hasbro, the long-time toy maker behind the Star Wars figures, had released that same announcement on December 12, 2019, 50 days before Sideshow and Hot Toys, along with a plethora of other The Child/'Baby Yoda' related merchandise. They announced a talking plush, a Black series figure, a 6,5" figure, and a series of mini figures of the Child in various situations, called the 'Bounty Collection'. 

'When we announced all those figures back in early december, more than a month and a half before Sideshow, our website didn't crash.' we were told by an employee who will remain anonymous. 'Not a spike in traffic, nothing. Our timing must have been off. I do not know what happened. They could have at least crashed our website too...'.

If we were in Hasbro's place, I admit it would feel a bit unfair to be overshadowed by those 2 giants, but rest assured that Hasbro will certainly sell a ton of Baby Yoda merchandise in the months to come, with the Sideshow and Hot Toys versions not being available before the end of the year or probably 2022, respectively. 

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