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Only apple flavored ones left! Found in Star Wars The Black Series Collectors Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #halloween #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #clonetrooper

G.I.Joe Classified Series Trench Viper and Cobra Modular Porta-Potty 🚾👌🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #cobra #trenchviper #portapotty #cobramodularfortification

What does he have written under his foot? 😮 Posted by @prozd TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #pixar #medicom #toystory #andy #sungwooncho #prozd

Anything important happening today? 😅 By @poorboysteevious TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BREAKING NEWS: TOY EYE DOCTOR CALLED IN FOR GIANT-MAN'S PERSISTENT EYE ISSUE?! It is no secret that a QC issue regarding the eyes seems to be plaguing Hasbro's Marvel Legends Haslab Giant-Man figure. Hundreds of collector have been reporting that their Haslab Giant-Man "just doesn't look right". To solve the issue, a leading toy eye specialist has been called in to give us some answers, and it is not Giant-Man's eyes that worries her the most, it's the collectors'... ToyFarce investigated. Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "My Giant-Man does look right... He only looks left!" **badum tss** #toyfarce #hasbro #marvel #marvellegends #haslab #giantman #eyedoctor #toyeyedoctor #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

My Message in a Bottle had been found! The Cursed Idol has landed! Shout-out to @plunderlings for the fun map quest that led to getting a Cursed Idol (as long as you had a gold coin for participating in Kickstarter campaign, that is). I really love those and am happy to add another one to the gang! #toyfarce #plunderlings #plunderplanet #coinquest #cursedidol #gold #idol #crown #kickstarter

BREAKING NEWS: THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE 'SON' OF THE COLLECTOR WHO IS ALWAYS IN SEARCH OF RARE COLLECTIBLES AT RETAIL PRICE! In a shocking turn of events that will forever change the toy community at its core, ToyFarce has uncovered the true story behind a phenomenon baffling collectors across social media: The Son of the Collector. You’ve probably seen the posts in your favorite toy collecting groups: frantic pleas from parents that are in search of rare, sought-after figures at retail prices, and definitely not for resale value. "My son really wants this..." they write "But not looking to pay scalper prices, because it’s for my son!" ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... but not at scalper prices! (It's his birthday!) #toyfarce #insearchof #itsformyson #itshisbirthday #facebookgroups #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Lord of the Rings figures of Merry and Pippin by Diamond Select Toys! @collectdst Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! Savage ruins diorama by @78pts.of.articulation Forest backdrop by @dioramaprints #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

TOYFARCE REVIEW: DIAMOND SELECT TOYS THE LORD OF THE RINGS WAVE 7 - MERRY AND PIPPIN! This week, we're having a look at the latest wave of the Lord of the Rings Figures by Diamond Select Toys, which includes Merry and Pippin. Finally, the Fellowship is complete! These 2 Hobbits were the last remaining ones to have the band all back together. Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip..." #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

Well, he's not wrong! By @jaydenscomics on X TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #lego #transformers #optimusprime #legooptimusprime #heisacar

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REVIEW: FIGMA SILENT HILL 2 RED PYRAMID THING AND BUBBLE HEAD NURSE (RE-ISSUE)

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FIGMA SILENT HILL 2 RED PYRAMID THING AND BUBBLE HEAD NURSE (RE-ISSUE)

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!

This week, we’re taking a look at the re-releases of the Silent Hill 2 figures from Figma, namely, the Red Pyramid Thing (or Pyramid Head, for his friends), and the Bubble Head Nurse, which were originally released in 2015. The game celebrated its 20th anniversary last month (Damn, I am old), and is one of my favorite games of the genre. I played that game through and through, got all of the endings (the ‘Dog’ one being the best one), and have been listening to the soundtrack for apparently 2 decades. Talking about the soundtrack, here’s a song for while you’re browsing the pictures!

First off, Red Pyramid Thing (or Pyramid Head, for his friends), comes with his Great Knife, a spear, an extra neck piece for the spear, extra hands and the usual articulated stand and bag for the accessories. The bag for accessories is a genius part for Figma figures, and more companies should do that.

That figure oozes creepiness. A perfect representation of that creature that scared the crap out of us in the game.

*Great knife sliding on the floor sounds*

“ARE YOU LOOKING AT WHAT’S INSIDE MY PYRAMID?”

The apron is made of softer plastic, allowing the legs to move out of it, for better range of motion

(For those who want to know, it kinda looks like mussels…)

Remember at the end of the game (spoilers on a 20 year old game!), when there’s 4 of them with spears…

The Bubble Head Nurse, which were just as scary as Pyramid Head in the game, are also greatly represented by Figma. Figma is used to make anime female characters, so that figure has a great sculpt and articulation. It’s a horribly disfigured zombie-like nurse, which, of course, has a cleavage, because Japan. 3 different heads, extra hands, a knife and steel pipe, along with the articulated stand and plastic bag for the accessories.

Right away, it’s less threatening when her head looks like a giant limp phallus…

The nurses in the game were usually not moving until you got too close to them, just twitching…

Aaaah, that classic scene that traumatized us 20 years ago…

Before finishing this review, I actually had a bootleg version of the Red Pyramid Thing, which cost me about $13 a few years ago, and is HORRIBLE. Flimsy plastic, the parts fall off, it barely stands up on its own, as bootlegs usually do. If you breathe too close to it, it will fall apart. I can now get rid of it!

(The figure actually fell apart while taking the picture, which was perfect)

More news at 11:00… the Dog ending!

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