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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST DELAYED G.I.JOE ACTION FIGURE SET OF ALL TIME?! Move over, Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman! There's a new most delayed toy in town! This week, Walmart sent an email to all their customers who had ordered the G.I. Joe Classified Series Night Force Vincent R. "Falcon" Falcone & Quarrel 2-pack to let them know that the release date has been changed. What we certainly did not expect was that the updated release date would be so far in the future! ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I hope my great-great-great-great-great-(...) -grandchildren will take good care of it..." #toyfarce #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #falcon #quarrel #walmart #thefuture #year8892 #delayed

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO STAR WARS: THE BLACK SERIES INQUISITOR AND DUROS BOUNTY HUNTER (HALLOWEEN EDITION) 2-PACK! This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) 2-pack from Hasbro! Yes! More Star Wars Halloween Edition figures! This set is exclusive to Amazon. I'm a sucker for those holiday themed figures, and love Halloween so this was a no-brainer. Could it have been done better? Sure. But I'm still glad we got something! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don’t you find?" #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

FINALLY! 🎃 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloweenedition #september30vsoctober1st #halloween

😬 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #shrek #moviemaniacs #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Marvel vs Capcom who? I want to see Dr Strange vs Evelyn from Everything Everywhere All at Once! Who do you got? By @guskondo TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #marvelvscapcom #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #marvel #a24

The dashing Profit Directors 😎 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #profitdirector #profitdirectordestro #marvellegends #baronzemo #cobracommander

So that's what the asterisk meant... The whole gang's here! (Picture edited for comedy purpose) Idea by @sydequester TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #mcu #thunderbolts #ollies #olliesbargainoutlet #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group

TOY MEMES TUESDAY!
Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us!

#toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #swap #figur

Next level 🤦🏻‍♂️ Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #swap #figureswap #cretin #playmates #tmnt #mattel #wwe #teddibiase

That will teach them! 😜 From Reddit TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #punished #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

ToyFarce 9/13/21 ToyFarce 9/13/21

LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?

The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!).

BREAKING NEWS:

LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?

The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!). While most people will probably either recycle the cardboard box or display the figure inside of it (MIB collectors), some collectors may be wondering “what to do with that gigantic Haslab Sentinel box?”. Here are a few ideas for you!

AN AWESOME DOG HOUSE/CAT FORT!

Don’t be fooled by the depressed look on that puppy, he’s actually very ecstatic about getting to live inside a Haslab Sentinel box!

The other cats from your neighborhood will be 100% jealous when they see your cat’s fort!

SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS!

Turn your Haslab Sentinel box into a wonderful speedy car! All you have to do is count on your kid’s imagination, and he’ll be racing in his brand new car in no time!

A car? How about an entire summer cottage? If you ordered more than one Sentinel, you can build an entire playhouse, which your kids will absolutely love!

FOR A PERSON!

Do you have annoying friends? Just put them in the box and ship them somewhere far, so you don’t have to deal with their crappy personality anymore!

Help the ones in need! Donate your Haslab Sentinel box to a homeless person so that they can feel like they live in a penthouse. You’ll feel good about doing something nice! (Also works for yourself, if your wife kicked you out after your 5 Sentinels arrived)

If you have more than 5 Haslab Sentinels, you can even build a small apartment, and rent it, to make that Haslab money back!

More news at 11:00… Just wait until you see the Galactus box!

#toyfarce #hasbro #hasbropulse #haslab #marvel #marvelcomics #marvellegends #sentinel #xmen #lifehacks #artsandcrafts #cardboardbox #galactus #fantasticfour #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollection #humor #satire #parody

ToyFarce 8/20/20 ToyFarce 8/20/20

AMAZON NOT GIVING A CRAP ANYMORE, STARTS SENDING LOOSE FIGURES ?!

Viewer discretion is advised, those pictures might shock you!

BREAKING NEWS:

AMAZON NOT GIVING A CRAP ANYMORE, STARTS SENDING LOOSE FIGURES?

It has been reported more and more lately that Amazon has started sending people their order without a cardboard shipping box, basically just slapping the stickers directly on the items. Here are some pictures collected in various forums/Facebook groups (viewer discretion is advised, those pictures could shock you):

We know this is very hard to see, but please, be very careful the next time you order something on Amazon, as there is an extra step in case you want them to add an actual shipping box around your order. Look for something likes this:

Now, ToyFarce News has received even more disturbing informations, as collectors that ordered action figures on Amazon saw themselves receive their coveted action figures...loose. Without even their own packaging, the shipping sticker was attached directly on the figure. Here are some disturbing photos collected over the internet:

James from Michigan ordered the new MAFEX Batman Hush figure, and this is how he found it in his mailbox.

The sticker was applied directly on the cape.

This is how Steven from Ontario received a rare Batman Funko Pop figure.

James, from Missouri ordered the Hasbro Marvel Legends Iron Man helmet, and the sticker was glued directly on it.

ToyFarce News wanted to test this, and decided to order a custom made baseball cap directly via Amazon.com, and this is what we received...

On behalf of all collectors worldwide, Amazon, please ship our items in shipping cardboard boxes again!

(ToyFarce News has decided to not mention the Hot Toys brown shipper box collectors in this article, on purpose.)

More news at 11:00... in a shipping box!

#toyfarcenews #toyfarce #amazon #shippingfail #nobox #noshippingbox #showall #nohide #freeshipping #transformers #batman #mafex #bandai #funkopop #hasbro #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycollection #toycommunity #actionfigures #humor #parody