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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST DELAYED G.I.JOE ACTION FIGURE SET OF ALL TIME?! Move over, Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman! There's a new most delayed toy in town! This week, Walmart sent an email to all their customers who had ordered the G.I. Joe Classified Series Night Force Vincent R. "Falcon" Falcone & Quarrel 2-pack to let them know that the release date has been changed. What we certainly did not expect was that the updated release date would be so far in the future! ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I hope my great-great-great-great-great-(...) -grandchildren will take good care of it..." #toyfarce #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #falcon #quarrel #walmart #thefuture #year8892 #delayed

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO STAR WARS: THE BLACK SERIES INQUISITOR AND DUROS BOUNTY HUNTER (HALLOWEEN EDITION) 2-PACK! This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) 2-pack from Hasbro! Yes! More Star Wars Halloween Edition figures! This set is exclusive to Amazon. I'm a sucker for those holiday themed figures, and love Halloween so this was a no-brainer. Could it have been done better? Sure. But I'm still glad we got something! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don’t you find?" #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

FINALLY! 🎃 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloweenedition #september30vsoctober1st #halloween

😬 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #shrek #moviemaniacs #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Marvel vs Capcom who? I want to see Dr Strange vs Evelyn from Everything Everywhere All at Once! Who do you got? By @guskondo TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #marvelvscapcom #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #marvel #a24

The dashing Profit Directors 😎 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #profitdirector #profitdirectordestro #marvellegends #baronzemo #cobracommander

So that's what the asterisk meant... The whole gang's here! (Picture edited for comedy purpose) Idea by @sydequester TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #mcu #thunderbolts #ollies #olliesbargainoutlet #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group

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Next level 🤦🏻‍♂️ Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #swap #figureswap #cretin #playmates #tmnt #mattel #wwe #teddibiase

That will teach them! 😜 From Reddit TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #punished #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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AFTER TRADING CARDS, TARGET TO STOP SELLING FOOD ALTOGETHER, UNTIL PEOPLE LEARN TO BEHAVE!

Earlier this week, we have learned that Target will stop selling trading cards (Pokémon, NBA, NFL, MLB) nationwide, starting from today (May 14th, 2021).

BREAKING NEWS:

AFTER TRADING CARDS, TARGET TO STOP SELLING FOOD ALTOGETHER, UNTIL PEOPLE LEARN TO BEHAVE!

Earlier this week, we have learned that Target will stop selling trading cards (Pokémon, NBA, NFL, MLB) nationwide, starting from today (May 14th, 2021). The whole trading card collecting has been booming lately, with cards going up in value exponentially. Collectors, along with non-collectors who want to make a quick buck (aka scalpers) have been going to the stores at opening hour and litteraly fighting over trading card packs. Here are a couple of pics that have been seen in various stores:

The decision came after several incidents were reported over the last few months, as adult people were actually fighting over trading cards (See also: GI Joe Classified Series Cobra Island figures / Major Bludd / NECA Turtles in Disguise 4-pack, etc…). An incident in Wisconsin went a bit too far, guns were involved, and the Target employees were tired of having people ask about them all the time (once again, see also: GI Joe Classified Series Cobra Island figures / Major Bludd / NECA Turtles in Disguise 4-pack, etc…).

*“I’m definitely gonna get some Pokémon cards today! I feel lucky!”*

Somehow, they didn’t bat an eye when the entire country was fighting over toilet paper, but that’s none of our business… (insert Kermit sipping tea meme). There were videos on the internet of litteral fights over toilet paper for months, but that did not make them stop selling toilet paper…

ToyFarce heard that after reading the comments online about that decision, Target is planning to stop selling anything in the store, whether it is food, clothes, toys, etc… until people learn to behave appropriately.

A representant of Target sent the following statement:

“They’re just cards, for f***’s sake! That’s it, we’re shutting it all down. You all can go to your room and think about what you did!”

The following picture is (obviously) a meme, but we really wish it were true:

Have you ever witnessed some of those fights over trading cards (or toys)? Or did you have a successful hunt and found your Cobra Island or NECA TMNT figures? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… See also: GI Joe Classified Series Cobra Island figures / Major Bludd / NECA Turtles in Disguise 4-pack, etc…

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