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ToyFarce 8/11/21 ToyFarce 8/11/21

REVIEW: SOOSOO TOYS “MR BUTCHER”

This week, we’re looking at the “Mr. Butcher” figure from Soosoo Toys!

TOYFARCE REVIEWS:

SOOSOO TOYS “Mr BUTCHER”!

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!

This week, we’re looking at the “Mr. Butcher” figure from Soosoo Toys. Not to be confused with a character called “Butcher” that looks exactly the same in a TV show. This one has nothing to do with it. That’s why he has a different name (wink wink nudge nudge).

Last week, I received a notification with the tracking number of that figure, and the next day, I saw those pictures:

Holy crap! Charlie Day and Karl Urban’s cousin!

Needless to say, it made me clench my butt a little, since it does NOT look like the figure from the promo pics. A few days later, the figure arrived, and it looked MUCH better than that. So it was just a matter of someone managing to take the most horrible pics of that figure, so that we don’t have to. Thank you for your service! Please never take pictures again :)

The figure looks very good. SooSoo Toys killed it with that “Mr. Butcher”. The likeness of the headsculpt is very good (even the crazy one!). The figure comes with a ton of accessories also, including extra hands, an assault rifle, a sniper rifle, mags (with painted bullets in them), crowbar, drill, and all that anyone would need to torture people, and a base with the logo from a TV show, which has nothing to do with the figure (wink wink). Oh yeah, and a baby. With an extra head too.

*“Who you trying to get crazy with, ése?”*

Totally unrelated logo on the stand!

Weapons with painted bullets in the extra mags!

*“Well, well, well… If it ain’t the invisible c*nt.”*

*“We’ll cross that bridge when we burn it.”*

*“We didn’t bring him here for a f*cking Happy meal!”*

You can add a battery under the hat, which then turns on/off when you lightly touch the head. Really creepy!

There goes my sleep for the next few days!

SooSoo Toys also announced a “John Lander” figure, which should come out soon. Once again, this figure has nothing to do with a character from a TV show from Amazon Prime, based on a comic book. I can’t wait to take “John Lander” home… (see what i did there?).

More news at 11:00… or in third party terms, “Additional information sixty minutes after 10:00”!

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