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MUTANT FIGURES FEELING A BIT UNEASY SINCE ARRIVAL OF THE HASLAB SENTINEL!
âThere goes the neighborhoodâ said C. Xavier, a resident from your collection.
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MUTANT FIGURES FEELING A BIT UNEASY SINCE ARRIVAL OF THE HASLAB SENTINEL!
âThere goes the neighborhoodâ said C. Xavier, a resident from your collection.
The Sentinels are starting to pop up in some collections, and there has been some unrest among the mutant action figures community. ToyFarce interviewed a few representatives of the X-Men about the situation.
âWe had a great thing going on hereâ, said Iceman, a long time resident of the mutant shelf. âPeople had entire shelves dedicated to mutants, with kick-ass displays, and we could really shine. We knew that things might change when they first announced the Haslab Sentinel, but we didnât know how much it would change.â
Maverick told ToyFarce âWe had the best of times. We had our own shelves, but now weâll have to share it with one of *those*⊠Weâve seen people displaying the Sentinel fighting mutants on their displays, so now, I guess weâll have to be in fighting poses, after years of being displayed all together⊠Itâs just not the same⊠We might have to move to another shelf. Maybe the Avengers one?â
We hope we wonât get another Marvel / DC figures situation, where the DC figures had to be moved to a different shelf. Weâll keep you informed as things develop! If anything, we can only give one advice to the mutants in your collectionâŠâGO FOR THE KNEES!â
More news at 11:00⊠âTARGETS IDENTIFIED. MUTANTS. SURRENDER OR DIE.â
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