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"TIME AND ENERGY", A NEW TAX FROM UNASSUMED SCALPERS ?!
"Price for this figure is $70, for time and energy". This is the type of offer that a collector can usually read for a figure that cost $29,99 at retail.
BREAKING NEWS:
"TIME AND ENERGY", A NEW TAX FROM UNASSUMED SCALPERS ?!
"Price for this figure is $70, for time and energy". This is the type of offer that a collector can usually read for a figure that cost $29,99 at retail. Those offers generally come with a disclaimer saying that they are not scalpers.
What is "time and energy", you ask? It's the time and energy used by a person driving to the supermarket, where they were going to because they needed groceries anyway, and they happened to stumble upon one of the popular toys that everybody wants, by accident.
ToyFarce News asked mathemacians and experts to try to uncover the truth behind this "time and energy" tax that so many have been adding to inflate their prices, and this is the answer that was given to us, unanimously:
"Time and energy means nothing, they're just scalpers".
We hope that it helped fellow collectors to understand the intricacies behind it.
More news at 11:00... + time and energy
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IRON MAN MARK DIY... WITH COLOR MARKERS ?!
Today, Hot Toys revealed 4 of their exclusive figures that will be available at various comic cons (you know, the ones that were cancelled...).
EXCLUSIVE NEWS:
IRON MAN MARK DIY... WITH COLOR MARKERS ?!
THE TRUE HERO OF "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" COMING SOON FROM MARVEL LEGENDS !!
BREAKING NEWS:
THE TRUE HERO OF "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" COMING SOON FROM MARVEL LEGENDS !!
It is an announcement that all the fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe have been waiting for!
Hasbro's Marvel Legends series is proud to announce that they will release the one true hero from the blockbuster movie "Avengers: Endgame" in action figure form!
The Marvel Legends series has been releasing several vehicle and figure sets, but there was always one important character missing. That's right, we're talking about Marvel's The Rat, the hero that started a chain of events that lead to the defeat of Thanos in the movie that made 2,798 billions $, the last chapter of the Infinity Saga, "Avengers: Endgame"!
At last, fans will be able to display their entire Marvel Legends Avengers team alongside the true hero that lead them to victory. Marvel's The Rat will also come with Luis' van, the instrument that enabled him to help the Avengers fight Thanos, by releasing Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) while running accross the Quantum Realm machine, and therefore, saving the Universe. No release date announced at this time.
More news at 11:00... ASSEMBLE!
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MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!
An insider source has told ToyFarce News that the next item in the line would be none other than the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus, in all it's 1:1 scale glory!
BREAKING NEWS:
MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!
MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE MOCAP SERIES!
We have found out via an anonymous source that Hasbro has already picked the line-up for their next series of Marvel Legends figures, and it will be focusing on all the Mocap (Motion Capture) version of the MCU characters!