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TOYFARCE REVIEW: FRESH MONKEY FICTION NAUGHTY OR NICE 2023 COLLECTION! This week, we're having an early look at the Naughty or Nice 2023 Collection from Fresh Monkey Fiction! Is there any other way to kick off December and put ourselves in the holiday spirit than to review a bunch of awesome Santa Claus figures? I think not! Those figures are exclusive to BigBadToyStore, a huge thank you to them for sending those over! Ho ho ho! @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... It's all fun and games until Santa checks the Naughty list... #toyfarce #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #naughtyornicecollection #naughtyornice #santaclaus #storytimesanta #fatherchristmas #winterisheresanta #sgtsanta #wizardsanta #krampus #francisthefrostelf #accessorypack #santahats

What do you mean "Not Sexy Enough"? Everything ok, there? 👀 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #sega #gizmodo #popcorn #popcornbucket #notsexyenough

Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

Why Not Zoidberg? @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Idea sent by @wreckship_85 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #bigbadworkshop #operationmonsterforce #season3 #zoidberg #whynotzoidberg #futurama

🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Billy has happiness. TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

6" is 15cm, 7" is 18cm, 12" is 30cm...📏📏📏 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #imperial #metric #stormtrooper #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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STAR WARS DAY - HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES "JEK PORKINS" COLLECTIBLE FIGURE !

ToyFarce News wishes all of you a happy Star Wars day!

BREAKING NEWS:

STAR WARS DAY - HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES "JEK PORKINS" COLLECTIBLE FIGURE !

First of all, ToyFarce News wishes all of you a happy Star Wars day! Everybody knows that today is Star Wars day, thanks to the "May the 4th be with you" motto, but did you know that there is also reason to celebrate on the following day, as it is "Revenge of the Fifth"? It has been a fantastic day for all Star Wars fans across the galaxy, with tons of new announcements from Hasbro, with new 'The Black Series' figures such as Luke with Yoda 2-pack, 4-LOM and Zuckuss, a Han Solo in Carbonite figure, and a 'Carbonized' Darth Vader (which is a new thing for Hasbro, where they paint the figures in disgusting metallic colors, and manage to sell them again!), a Boba Fett Prototype Replica Helmet (read: unpainted), and of course, a Baby Yoda-themed Monopoly board game (we are not even kidding on that one...).

The Hong Kong brand Hot Toys also surprised the fans with new announcements, including a re-issue of their "Empire Strikes Back - Darth Vader", but in a packaging similar to the vintage Kenner figures. Also, a repainted Boba Fett figure, sporting the not-so screen accurate colors of the vintage Kenner figure, will be joining Vader in that 'vintage packaging' line. Finally, Hot Toys teased all the fans with a picture teasing Captain Rex, the clone trooper from the animated series 'The Clone Wars', promising that they would release figures from that show very soon as well! ('very soon' has a different meaning in Hong Kong.)

However, it was not the last surprise for that day! ToyFarce News got the exclusive scoop that another figure would be announced for the Hot Toys 1/6th scale collectible figures line, and it is an epic, all-time fan favorite character! Hot Toys will soon announce... everyone's favorite plus-size X-Wing pilot Jek Porkins!! The Episode IV star nearly stole the spotlight from Luke Skywalker during the Death Star battle, and quickly gathered a huge fan-base. The figure will come with a brand new 'chunky' body (most likely a re-use of the Endgame Thor figure, which will now finally allow Hot Toys to make more overweight characters), a screen accurate headsculpt as well as Porkins' signature helmet, a blaster, a Triple-Cheeseburger, a can of soda, and the exclusive edition will come with a recliner chair!

Be sure to be on the lookout for more announcements from Hot Toys during those 2 'Star Wars'-themed days, as ToyFarce News heard a rumor that there might be more coming very soon...including an exclusive figure that has been demanded by fans for over 20 years!! Youssa have any idea who?!

More news at 11:00

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