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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!).
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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!). While most people will probably either recycle the cardboard box or display the figure inside of it (MIB collectors), some collectors may be wondering “what to do with that gigantic Haslab Sentinel box?”. Here are a few ideas for you!
AN AWESOME DOG HOUSE/CAT FORT!
SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS!
FOR A PERSON!
If you have more than 5 Haslab Sentinels, you can even build a small apartment, and rent it, to make that Haslab money back!
More news at 11:00… Just wait until you see the Galactus box!
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!
Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian tv show. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!
We all remember this…
Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian TV series. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…
ToyFarce received the anonymous tip that in an upcoming coming book from Marvel Comics, supposed to come out this wednesday, Galactus will be randomly completely and utterly DESTROYED in a similar way. First we will see Galactus just standing in a big field next to some rocks, and an orange/pink laser will come out from the corner of the frame, and obliterate the Devourer of Worlds.
It is a good thing that the Rancor already met his demise in the Return of the Jedi (Spoilers!), but we would advise any remaining Rancors NOT to hang out in a big field next to some rocks when the next Haslab Star Wars campaign will be ending… We’ve been fooled twice already!
More news at 11:00… be careful of orange lasers coming from the corner of the screen/page!
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SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!
The Sentinels are coming! The Sentinels are coming, guys!
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SCARED OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S REACTION WHEN A 30 LBS SENTINEL BOX SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE? WE HAVE YOUR BACK!
The Sentinels are coming! The Sentinels are coming, guys! This week, lots of collectors have started to receive notifications from FedEx about a certain shipment coming from Hasbro!
While some collectors clearly have no clue what 30 lbs would feel like and are already asking for help from their relatives to pick it up (true story), others started to fear the reactions of their significant others when that huge, heavy box would show up at their door.
WORRY NOT! ToyFarce and The Sonny Channel have your back! Pick one of the following options for an easy, guilt-free reception of your Haslab Sentinel, with no questions asked!
PRINT THIS:
WATCH THIS VIDEO:
SEND US AN EMAIL:
Send an email to Toyfarce@hotmail.com, with the title “Sentinel Giveaway” including your name or username, and we will send you an email congratulating you for winning the Haslab Sentinel in a totally legit giveaway contest! That way, you’ll have an “official” proof that you won it:
Thanks again to @sonnyplayswithtoys for another brilliant idea!
More news at 11:00… and don’t ever say we never do anything for you!
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SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!
First of all: YAY! WE DID IT! Congratulations to the Marvel Legends team! It turns out, if you provide us with huge amazing figures, we’ll buy them!
BREAKING NEWS:
SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!
First of all: YAY! WE DID IT! Congratulations to the Marvel Legends team! It turns out, if you provide us with huge amazing figures, we’ll buy them!
We are about 12 hours away from the end of the campaign, and ToyFarce received an anonymous tip about an extra surprise stretch goal. The source demanded to remain anonymous. (Don’t worry, @sonnyplayswithtoys from The Sonny Channel on Youtube, your secret is safe with me!). We received an encrypted email with the following pictures…
And, as is tradition, Sonny from The Sonny Channel, known for his Foiled Customs company and his contacts in Hasbro that provide him with figures immediately after each reveals, has already received one, and was seen showing it off in the Texas area.
At time of writing, Galactus has 23,825+ backers (which is more than the Sentinel did!). Hopefully, we can crush that final stretch goal in time! 12 hours left! We cannot wait to go on long evening walks with Galactus…
Special thanks to Sonny for the idea and the pictures!
More news at 11:00… I HUNGER! FEED. ME. PLANETS!
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REVIEW: HASBRO’S MARVEL LEGENDS RETRO COLLECTION DR. DOOM!
Last week, the Marvel Legends team announced a new Retro Fantastic Four wave, so I figured it was time to review that Dr. Doom!
TOYFARCE REVIEWS:
HASBRO’S MARVEL LEGENDS RETRO COLLECTION DR. DOOM!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
CALL FOR FOUR! FANTASTIC FOUR!
Last week, the Marvel Legends team announced a new Retro Fantastic Four wave, so I figured it was time to maybe open that figure, which had been on my “pile of depression” since the beginning of the year. I never really planned to keep it MOC, but the nostalgia value of that packaging made me keep it mint for a while, to appreciate and enjoy it. I actually had the ToyBiz version from 1994 when I was a kid, so it definitely brought up some nostalgia (even though the old one had a really crappy cape and ‘arm elongating action’).
Ok… Time to open it… *inhales deeply*…
That Retro collection Dr. Doom is a beautiful figure. It mostly re-uses the sculpts from a previous Doom, but with the same color scheme as the old ToyBiz figure from the 90’s. Great articulations, there’s even slits in the tunic’s “skirt”, which allow him to do the split. My only nit pick is with the ankle articulations, mine are a bit stiff and I can’t really place the feet at a correct angle, because it would be between 2 hinges to have him stand up correctly. Also, it seems the piece holding the foot is a bit small, so moving the feet back and forth too much feels like it’s going to break.
More news at 11:00… FOOL! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!
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REVIEW: HASBRO’S MARVEL LEGENDS THE HOOD
This week, we’re looking at the toy of the year 2022, the action figure of the Hood from the villains wave of Marvel Legends from Habsro.
TOYFARCE REVIEWS:
HASBRO’S MARVEL LEGENDS THE HOOD
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!
This week, we’re looking at the toy of the year 2022, the action figure of the Hood from the villains wave of Marvel Legends from Habsro. This figure has caused quite a sensation throughout the toy community! When first announced during a Marvel Legends panel, one of the members of the Hasbro team said this is the “Angry Marvel Legends Collector” figure, which was perfect. Then, once the figure started to appear in stores, all hell broke loose. The figure has so much meme potential, collectors worldwide took hilarious pictures with it. There is also an ongoing petition, led by Sonny from the Sonny Channel on Youtube (@sonnyplayswithtoys on instagram) to get that figure nominated for the Toy of the Year awards next year. Join the Hood movement!
The Hood, aka Parker Robbins, was a petty thief who got his hands on the cloak of a demon which came with some powers that enabled him to become the head of a vast criminal empire. He was especially active post-Civil War and during the Dark Reign crossover events. The figure itself is what you could expect from a Marvel Legends figure nowadays. Double elbow, double knees, ab crunch, thigh swivel, 360 kickflip, double pepperoni and all the likes. The head sculpt is where all the magic is at. That angry screaming expression is just amazing. So many photo ideas!
(One of my dildoburst effects was a bit bent in the packaging, which would have had an impact on the grading and he wouldn’t have gotten a full 10/10.)
Expect to see more of the Hood, as I will certainly try to get as many fun pics out of him as I can!
More news at 11:00… AAAAAAAAAAH!
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EXCLUSIVE! HASLAB GALACTUS STRETCH GOALS LEAKED?!
It’s Comic Con week and our collective wallets have been tombstone piledrived into oblivion, as all our favorite brands announced, revealed and released some awesome toys.
BREAKING NEWS:
HASLAB GALACTUS STRETCH GOAL LEAKED?!
It’s Comic Con week and our collective wallets have been tombstone piledrived into oblivion, as all our favorite brands announced, revealed and released some awesome toys. One of last week’s biggest reveals (litteraly!) was the new HasLab project, Galactus, towering at 32 inches tall. The project needs 14,000 backers to be fully funded and is now closing in on 8700 backers (at time of writing). The HasLab project will end on August 30th.
Once the project is fully funded, the Marvel Legends team announced that there will, of course, be stretch goals. What could they be? A disgruntled employee sent ToyFarce the scoop! (How do all those disgruntled employees keep getting our email address??)
What other stretch goals would you love to see? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… “I…HUNGER!” (voice of the 1997 ToyBiz Galactus!)
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NEXT MARVEL LEGEND SERIES PROP REPLICA REVEALED!
Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Series prop replicas are an awesome line for those who want nice replica, at an affordable price.
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NEXT MARVEL LEGEND SERIES PROP REPLICA REVEALED!
Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Series prop replicas are an awesome line for those who want nice replica, at an affordable price. They are of excellent quality, look awesome on a shelf, and usually have light-up or sound features (when applicable… Obviously, Captain America’s shield doesn’t need light or a sound chip that says “I AM A SHIELD”).
The next few releases already announced also look pretty good, like the Eye of Agamotto necklace, with the Time stone that lights up and the different parts moving, or the blue version of Cap’s shield from Winter Soldier (once again, the shield does not talk.)
SPOILER WARNING: If you haven’t watched Loki’s first episode yet, you might want to skip the rest of the article!
ToyFarce got the scoop for you about the next one that should be revealed very soon! An employee from the cardboard factory that prints the boxes send us a picture from what’s coming next: The “Lost and found drawer” from the Disney+ series, Loki! It even comes with a few paperweights, that will have a light-up feature!
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More news at 11:00… Is this the greatest power in the universe?
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LEAKED! MARVEL LEGENDS ‘WEST SIDE STORY’ IRON MAN & THANOS 2-PACK!
Over the weekend, some new Hasbro Marvel Legends leaked pictures found their way on the interwebs (it seems to be tradition at this point).
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LEAKED! MARVEL LEGENDS ‘WEST SIDE STORY’ IRON MAN & THANKS 2-PACK!
Over the weekend, some new Hasbro Marvel Legends leaked pictures found their way on the interwebs (it seems to be tradition before a Marvel Monday, at this point). The leaked figures are all from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with a Odin figure from the first ‘Thor’ movie, and a snappin’ 2-pack of Iron Man and Thanos from ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
It is not the first time that pictures of figures leak before being officially announced. It is, however, the first time that such a big crossover project gets leaked without ever been mentioned before! A Marvel Cinematic Universe/West Side Story crossover was something still unheard of before the leaks!
Now, you can add Iron Man and Thanos to your West Side Story Jets display, and they will snap their fingers along with the gang. Here are some exclusive clearly official pictures from the upcoming crossover:
We already knew that a remake of West Side Story, directed by Steven Spielberg, was on its way this year, but knowing that we will get to see characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in it makes us very excited! Steven Spielberg, you little sneak, you!
More news at 11:00… Here come the Jets!
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PSA: BE CAREFUL! REMEMBER WHEN WE BOUGHT THE EPISODE 1 FIGURES BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE?
This goes to all the collectors that bought the whole Shang-Chi wave yesterday…
CAUTIONARY TALE:
BE CAREFUL! REMEMBER WHEN WE BOUGHT THE EPISODE 1 FIGURES BEFORE SEEING THE MOVIE?
This goes to all the collectors that bought the whole Shang-Chi wave yesterday…
Yesterday, the street date finally arrived, and the Shang-Chi Marvel Legends wave finally became available. Here are pics from the wave:
Let me remind you about one time, when the action figures from STAR WARS: Episode 1 came out, months before the movie… And we all bought them all. The entire waves, the Comm Tech reader to read the chips, etc…
And, well, here’s a scene from the movie “Fanboys” :
So now, the question is, still from the movie “Fanboys”: “What if it sucks?”
Imagine, one of the characters you just bought might be their Jar Jar. Oh no… What are we gonna do? What do you think?
We will see in september, when the movie comes out! (but honestly, it looks like it kicks asses).
More news at 11:00… Missa called Jar Jar Binks!
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