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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL TOY LOVERS!

To celebrate this day of love, we have made a list of all the biggest love stories in the world of toy collecting.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL TOY LOVERS!


It's February 14th, and ToyFarce News would like to wish all the toy lovers worldwide a happy Valentine's Day! (And also, a happy name day to all the Valentin(e)s of the world, who can't help but be forgotten on that day every single year).

To celebrate this day of love, we have made a list of all the biggest love stories in the world of toy collecting. 

Barbie + Ken <3

Woody + Bo Peep <3

Action figures + Dust <3 

Collectors + Being broke <3

Figure/statue collectors + IKEA Detolf glass cabinets <3

Walls + Carded figures <3

Funko Pop + Every single franchises ever <3

Bandai + Gundams model kits <3

Lego + Improbable prices <3

NECA + Horror movies <3

Sideshow + QC issues <3

Hot Toys + Release dates in 4 years <3

Third party brands + Silly figure names <3

Wrestling figures + horrible headsculpts <3

Target/Walmart + Empty toy section <3

White plastic + Becoming yellow <3

Fake leather/pleather + Deterioration <3

Scalpers + Greed <3

Late 2010's + Mystery boxes <3

Batteries + Leaking inside your toys <3


Feel free to add many more in the comments!

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