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Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

Why Not Zoidberg? @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Idea sent by @wreckship_85 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #bigbadworkshop #operationmonsterforce #season3 #zoidberg #whynotzoidberg #futurama

🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Billy has happiness. TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

6" is 15cm, 7" is 18cm, 12" is 30cm...📏📏📏 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #imperial #metric #stormtrooper #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A HASBRO PULSE LIVESTREAM?

Here are 3 things you will find in a Hasbro Pulse livestream (or any toy-related livestream, for that matter…)

BREAKING NEWS:

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A HASBRO PULSE LIVESTREAM (OR ANY TOY-RELATED LIVESTREAM)?

Today, at 11am EST, there will be a Hasbro Pulse Fan First Monday Livestream with the Marvel Legends team (Ryan, Dan and Dwight). If you’re a collector or a fan, those livestreams are generally a great place to hear about new reveals, upcoming figures and even teases. It is also a fantastic place if you want to hate other collectors too! But what happens in the chat? Here are 3 things you will find in a Hasbro Pulse livestream (or any toy-related livestream, for that matter…)

POLITENESS…

When a stream is about to start, people are generally in some sort of waiting room, where they can already chat for a bit before the show starts. One thing that we have noticed is that if there is any sort of Youtuber/Youtube celebrity that joins the chat, it seems that they are legally obligated to answer to anyone who says ‘hi’ to them. Whether it’s a DanWho, a ToyingAround or an Unparallaled Universe, people will automatically rush to say hi to them, even using their real name (“Hi Kevin!”) to show everyone that they are “in”.

It has a “Mad Max: Fury Road “WITNESS ME!” vibe to it, but if your favorite youtuber actually replied to you, you’d feel pretty damn special too!

GANGS!

It can sometimes feel overwhelming to see all the different toy gangs give shout out to each other, but it’s also a lot fun. The Tuesday Crew, the Chatmigos, the Butter Nation,… there are tons of gangs that invade most streams and do their gang signs in the chat. Now rest assured that there are no gang fights! It’s just the people who watch a show who like to mention that show when they’re watching another show (For example, imagine watching an episode of “Loki” and shouting “Wandavision!” in front of it). ToyFarce will probably go undercover and infiltrate one of those gangs someday…

The following screenshot is a reenactment. Any resemblance to real people would be a coincidence. Maybe.

TOXICITY!

It wouldn’t be a livestream if there were not a bunch of wank pheasants trying to ruin it for everyone! Imagine wasting an entire hour of your life just to complain about new toys. “PASS! I DON’T WANT IT”, “WORST REVEAL EVER!”, “I’M HAPPY FOR THOSE WHO WANT THIS, BUT IT IS NOT FOR ME” (that last one never happened). There’s also the ones that spam the same sentence fifteen times in a row “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”… “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”… “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”, like it has ever worked. “Oh my, there’s a person that asked the same question 23 times in all caps! I definitely need to give him attention!”. Of course, we understand that you’re a bit upset about those reveals, and you’re 9 years old, but it costs exactly 0 cent to just not write anything. Other people might like the reveals. Let other people enjoy things.

The best way to enjoy any Hasbro Pulse event is still… with the Live Chat turned off.

The first and last ones here are actually real ones from the last Marvel Legends livestream :)

Hoping to see you in the Hasbro Pulse Fan First Monday Marvel Legends livestream later today! And don’t forget to have fun!

More news at 11:00… WHERE IS MY WILLIE THE MAILMAN FIGURE?!

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