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AFTER THE SUCCESS OF ANT-MAN SMILING HEADSCULPT, HOT TOYS TO LAUNCH SMILE COLLECTION !!
Who would have thought that a smiling Scott Lang (as portrayed by Paul Rudd) headsculpt would be just what the world needed to save 2020?
BREAKING NEWS:
AFTER THE SUCCESS OF ANT-MAN SMILING HEADSCULPT, HOT TOYS TO LAUNCH SMILE COLLECTION !!
Who would have thought that a smiling Scott Lang (as portrayed by Paul Rudd) headsculpt would be just what the world needed to save 2020? An anonymous insider source at Hot Toys has told ToyFarce News that after the incredible reception and the outpour of praises and warm comments, Hot Toys has decided to review all the upcoming products and give them a smiling headsculpt, as part of their new "Smile Collection"!
Be prepared for smiling Gamora, smiling Peter Parker (Tom Holland), smiling Quentin Beck/Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal), ... All the headsculpts that had been kept blurred out on the announcement pictures will now be smiling! Because, let's be honest, who wants a shelf / Detolf full of sad faces?
Pictures used with permission of Jingobell photography, go check out his awesome pics > https://www.facebook.com/WJ.jingobell/
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#ReleaseTheCancelledToys TRENDING WORLDWIDE AFTER SUCCESS OF #ReleaseTheSnyderCut !!
The success of the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut hashtag has inspired many collectors to create their own causes, and here are a few of those to get behind
BREAKING NEWS:
#ReleaseTheCancelledToys TRENDING WORLDWIDE AFTER SUCCESS OF #ReleaseTheSnyderCut !!
2020 has been a really crazy year so far... We nearly had a WW3, Australia caught fire, there was a global pandemic with the Covid-19, murder hornets are invading America, and now, after years of constant harassment, Warner Bros will release the Snyder Cut, the original edit of the Justice League movie by Zack Snyder, which is supposedly going to make the film better.
The success of the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut hashtag has inspired many collectors to create their own causes, and here are a few of those to get behind:
To NECA: #ReleaseTheMissingGremlins
Those figures were shown at the San Diego Comic Con 2013 and were never released. The illusive Series 3 would have included a WB logo gremlin, a molten gremlin, the gremlin leader, Mohawk, with an Uzi, and the fan favorite Greta, the fan favorite female gremlin.
To DC Collectibles: #ReleaseTheJokerMobile
The vehicle was shown at various comic conventions and announced before being cancelled completely, without an explanation. DC Collectibles would move on to cancel several lines after that, including the DC Icons line, before releasing all the figures announced, the DC Designer Series Lee Bermejo Green Lantern and Lex Luthor figures, the DC Designer series Bombshell line series 3 and Joker/Harley Quinn 2-pack (which would later be announced as single figures, before being cancelled a second time), the Lucha Explosiva figures, and most importantly...
#ReleaseTheDCFilmsFigures
A figure line for the DC Films was announced, and many figures were displayed at various comic cons. 2 action figures were actually released (BVS Superman and Armored Batman) before DC Collectibles called it a day and cancelled the rest of the line, all at once. Now that the Snyder Cut is going to be released, it might be time to ask for those again!
To Hot Toys: #ReleaseEverythingGoddammit
Hot Toys, the notorious high-end figure manufacturer from Hong Kong, is famous for showing prototypes of figures that they never plan to release. On the picture above are a few of the many figures that were never released. Plenty of figures from various movies, for example:
#ReleaseTheLoneRanger
The Lone Ranger figure was never released, while his sidekick, Tonto, played by Johnny Depp came out years ago. This means that every collectors and fans of the Lone Ranger movie (and there are dozens of them!) now have a lonely Tonto displayed on their shelf, with no Lone Ranger to hang out with.
#ReleaseTheBatmobiles
The Batmobile from the 1966 series (along with the Cesar Romero Joker figure) were announced in 2014, and were never released, to the chagrin of every Batman collectors worldwide. The Batmobile from Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice was also announced, before being replaced by the slightly upgraded Justice League version, before both projets were completely forgotten by the Hong Kong toymaker. And it was not the only vehicle/playset that would never see the light of day...
#ReleaseTheMilleniumFalconCockpit
What is the point of making a prototype, displaying it in many conventions, and even making promo pictures of a vehicle/playset, when you have zero plan on ever releasing it, you might ask? Well, you're asking the wrong person. We got nothing. This set would have sold like hot cakes, but Hot Toys decided they didn't like money that day, probably.
And last, but not least, and even related to the Snyder Cut...
#ReleaseCyborg
(formerly #WhereIsCyborg)
Hot Toys has shown the prototypes of all the Justice League characters before the movie came out, and then proceeded to release all of them (taking their sweet time for some, as the JL Superman figure came out only a few months ago). All of them, except one. Cyborg was never released. Collectors can have the entire Justice League on their shelf, with Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Flash...but the set will never be complete, as Cyborg will always be missing. Let's hope the release of the Snyder Cut makes Hot Toys realize that they forgot one of the members of the Justice League!
What would you like to see #Released ? Is there any cancellation that hurt you more than others? Let us know in the comments!
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CYBORG FIGURES REPURPOSED FOR NEON TECH IRON MAN FIGURES AND ACCESSORIES PACK!
BREAKING NEWS!
CYBORG FIGURES REPURPOSED FOR NEON TECH IRON MAN FIGURES AND ACCESSORIES PACK!
Everyone knows that the Hot Toys Justice League Cyborg figure has been canceled. It was confirm by H. Chan to a person that met him for 4 seconds in the line for the bathroom at a Comic Con, and said it on Twitter.What we didn't know is that the figures were nearly ready and production had not only started, but was nearly completed! Then, someone decided that it would be better to make Neon Tech Iron Man figures instead.
All the pieces that were ready for Cyborg were then repainted black and fluo and repackaged as the Exclusive Neon Tech Iron Man sets.
It was revealed that there were going to be tons of weapons and add-ons to the armor by an employee of Hot Toys on Twitter recently, and one of our reporters was told that the different parts are now known as the "Iron Man Mk50 Accessories Pack", as well as the different guns added on the Neon Tech War Machine.
A disgruntled factory worker explained that if you relive the face plate of one of the Neon Tech Iron Man, you would actually see Cyborg's face, as shown on the picture below.
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HEAVY INFANTRY MANDALORIAN JUST BOBA FETT WITH A MAN OF STEEL BODY?!
Our source, who preferred to remain anonymous has told us the following "I swear, this is just a MOS body swap and a repaint. This is whack".
BREAKING NEWS:
HEAVY INFANTRY MANDALORIAN JUST BOBA FETT WITH A MAN OF STEEL BODY?!
Take this one with a grain of salt, but an insider source has informed us that the Heavy Infantry Mandalorian, announced recently by Hot Toys, is actually just unsold Boba Fett figures using a Man of Steel Superman body to make it look bulkier.The source, who preferred to remain anonymous has told us the following "I swear, this is just a MOS body swap and a repaint. This is wh*ck".
This is why in promo pictures, we can see him mostly flying, in the same way that Superman would fly.
The gatling gun that he is holding came from a prototype of a Vulcan Raven figure, from the Metal Gear Solid franchise that was quickly abandoned by Hot Toys after being announced, in order to make more Iron Man figures.
As of writing, we have yet to find out if the source was disgruntled or not.
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REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !
A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!
BREAKING NEWS:
REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !
Another insider source (with a very good track record) has finally revealed to us the reason why the Hot Toys Justice League Superman has been delayed so many times!!
A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!
The employees must spend a lot of overtime removing manually the mustache from each and every head sculpts, which delays the release of the long-awaited figure. The following picture has been leaked.
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