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ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

Introducing the Figure Sauna! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it!

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BREAKING NEWS:

ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

If you’ve been a toy collector for more than 3 minutes, you probably have already had a figure, with an arm or a leg that won’t move, and you’re too scared to force too much on it, in case it breaks down. A quick search on the internet later, you found out about the hot water trick, or the hair dryer trick, which consists in applying heat to your figure for a few seconds, in order to ‘shake the joints loose’. And it works! Even NECA agrees, since they shared this in their Instagram stories yesterday…

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But if you’re not really sure about getting your figures wet (“what if there are die cast or metal parts in there and they start to rust?”) or if the hair dryer solution scares you after seeing that gif:

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… ToyFarce has the solution for you!

Introducing the Figure Sauna™! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it! The Figure Sauna™ will come as a nice little wooden hut, in which you can place all your figures with joints aches (up to 6 figures at a time!). Let the Figure Sauna get hot for a while…

Not the final design, trees sold separately

Not the final design, trees sold separately

Then, once the Figure Sauna™ is warm enough, and your figures are nice and comfy, add some water on the Figure Sauna stones* and let the steam take care of all those articulations issues. Your figures are now able to move better**, have more energy and feel relaxed after a nice Figure Sauna™!

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More news at 11:00… *Extra stones accessory packs sold separately. **If the articulations/joints issues remain, consult a toy physician.

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