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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HERE ARE THINGS THAT WILL SCARE A TOY COLLECTOR!

Happy Halloween to all toy collectors!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HERE ARE THINGS THAT WILL CARE A TOY COLLECTOR!

Happy Halloween to all toy collectors!
ToyFarce hopes you have some fun spooky plans for this Halloween weekend, like watching your favorite horror movies, wearing some scary costume or dusting your collection!
If you feel adventurous and want to see things that will terrify you, continue scrolling down in this post.

WARNING: The following pictures are not for the faint of heart and may frighten collectors. ToyFarce is not responsible for any nightmares or trauma that will inevitably happen after seeing those.

More news at 11:00… and Happy Halloween!

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REVIEW: FIGMA SILENT HILL 2 RED PYRAMID THING AND BUBBLE HEAD NURSE (RE-ISSUE)

This week, we’re taking a look at the re-releases of the Silent Hill 2 figures from Figma, namely, the Red Pyramid Thing (or Pyramid Head, for his friends), and the Bubble Head Nurse, which were originally released in 2015.

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FIGMA SILENT HILL 2 RED PYRAMID THING AND BUBBLE HEAD NURSE (RE-ISSUE)

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!

This week, we’re taking a look at the re-releases of the Silent Hill 2 figures from Figma, namely, the Red Pyramid Thing (or Pyramid Head, for his friends), and the Bubble Head Nurse, which were originally released in 2015. The game celebrated its 20th anniversary last month (Damn, I am old), and is one of my favorite games of the genre. I played that game through and through, got all of the endings (the ‘Dog’ one being the best one), and have been listening to the soundtrack for apparently 2 decades. Talking about the soundtrack, here’s a song for while you’re browsing the pictures!

Figma packaging. Simple, efficient.

First off, Red Pyramid Thing (or Pyramid Head, for his friends), comes with his Great Knife, a spear, an extra neck piece for the spear, extra hands and the usual articulated stand and bag for the accessories. The bag for accessories is a genius part for Figma figures, and more companies should do that.

Packaging

What’s in the box

Red Pyramid Thing

*Stares menacingly*

That figure oozes creepiness. A perfect representation of that creature that scared the crap out of us in the game.

Closer look at the pyramid…

*Great knife sliding on the floor sounds*

Eww, it seems it’s leaking…

“ARE YOU LOOKING AT WHAT’S INSIDE MY PYRAMID?”

The apron is made of softer plastic, allowing the legs to move out of it, for better range of motion

(For those who want to know, it kinda looks like mussels…)

Remember at the end of the game (spoilers on a 20 year old game!), when there’s 4 of them with spears…

… and they just grab them…

… and FREAKING KILL THEMSELVES?

Good times… Not traumatizing at all.

The Bubble Head Nurse, which were just as scary as Pyramid Head in the game, are also greatly represented by Figma. Figma is used to make anime female characters, so that figure has a great sculpt and articulation. It’s a horribly disfigured zombie-like nurse, which, of course, has a cleavage, because Japan. 3 different heads, extra hands, a knife and steel pipe, along with the articulated stand and plastic bag for the accessories.

Packaging

What’s in the box

Bubble Head Nurse

*Twitching sounds*

Head 1, aka ‘Teeth’

Head 2, aka ‘Porcelain doll head’

Head 3, aka ‘Uncircumcized’

Right away, it’s less threatening when her head looks like a giant limp phallus…

But I would still run away!

The nurses in the game were usually not moving until you got too close to them, just twitching…

Creepy!

Aaaah, that classic scene that traumatized us 20 years ago…

Always nice to go back to it…

*Static sounds intensifies…*

Before finishing this review, I actually had a bootleg version of the Red Pyramid Thing, which cost me about $13 a few years ago, and is HORRIBLE. Flimsy plastic, the parts fall off, it barely stands up on its own, as bootlegs usually do. If you breathe too close to it, it will fall apart. I can now get rid of it!

Hello, $13 crappy bootleg…

TAKE THAT!

(The figure actually fell apart while taking the picture, which was perfect)

More news at 11:00… the Dog ending!

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NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…

It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october.

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NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…

It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october. When we’re lucky, it’s a new figure revealed, but when we’re not, they’ll just reveal the packaging of something announced months ago (Still a reveal! STILL COUNTS!). Between packaging reveals, brand new figures have been announced, such as a beautiful Elvira figure, more Gargoyles, a Gremlins accessory pack (Accessory packs, SO HOT RIGHT NOW!) and a new Ash figure from the original Evil Dead movie.

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Before that, NECA had been killing it with the announcements of Universal Studio Monsters figures from the classic films. The Frankenstein monster figure, colored and black/white versions,have been out for a while, with the Wolfman and the Mummy to follow soon. More teases have been made, and we cannot wait to see a classic Dracula, Swamp Thing,… and all the others to be revealed.

UNFORTUNATELY… on their latest reveal, NECA announced that they will continue making those Universal Monsters figure that everyone likes, but from their modern adaptation… the now-defunct Dark Universe!

Remember when we were excited about that? Good times. It was a thursday.

Remember when we were excited about that? Good times. It was a thursday.

Indeed, the Dark Universe was supposed to be the modern adaptation of all the classic Universal Monster movies. “The Mummy” movie came out, and… that’s pretty much all it did. It came out. No one went to see it. “The Invisible Man”, with Elizabeth Moss was pretty good actually, and supposedly part of that ‘multiverse’. Depending on who you ask, “Dracula Untold” is either part of that Dark Universe or not. It’s a mess… and it inevitably failed.

Pictured below: The Dark Universe promo photo, where Russel Crowe would play Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Javier Bardem as the Frankenstein monster, Tom Cruise as Sgt.Morton in “The Mummy”, Johnny Depp as the Invisible Man, and Sofia Boutella as the Mummy.

Witness the beginning (and the end) of the Dark Universe - “We’re all very excited for nothing to happen” - them, probably

Witness the beginning (and the end) of the Dark Universe - “We’re all very excited for nothing to happen” - them, probably

ToyFarce wishes that it was just a mistake and that a better reveal will be available today. I mean, at this point, even a packaging reveal would cheer us, right?

More news at 11:00… RIP Dark Universe

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REVIEW: FUNKO POP JUNJI ITO COLLECTION

This week, we’re looking at the Junji Ito Collection Pop figures from Funko.

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FUNKO POP JUNJI ITO COLLECTION!

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This week, we’re looking at the Junji Ito Collection Pop figures from Funko. I know, I know, Funko Pops are the devil and should not ever be brought up. On the other hand, this is the only easily available Junji Ito merch (apart from a few expensive designer toys) , and I was not gonna skip on those! Who’s Junji Ito, you ask? Only one of the greatest masters of horror manga! I discovered Junji Ito through a friend (thanks, Hugo!) who told me to read Uzumaki over a decade ago. My mind was blown and I needed to get my hands on everything that this man had written (even the cute story about his cats!). Here’s a sample…

Eye-roll taken to the next level

Eye-roll taken to the next level

How to keep the memories of your ancestors: wear their heads (true story!)

How to keep the memories of your ancestors: wear their heads (true story!)

“Are you ok, dad?”

“Are you ok, dad?”

During Comic Con 2020, a single Funko Pop figure from Junji Ito was announced, Souichi Tsujii, along with his voodoo doll and candles on his head. I got it right away, as there is not really any other merch available, and he would look nice on the shelf next to the books. Then, later, Funko announced a whole wave of other characters: Tomie, Yuuko, the model Miss Fuchi and another Souichi figure. And here they are!

Books and boxes

Books and boxes

Crunchyroll did an anthology series about some of the best short stories, hence their logo

Crunchyroll did an anthology series about some of the best short stories, hence their logo

Gloomy books and pops!

Gloomy books and pops!

Let’s see those characters in the books…

Let’s see those characters in the books…

Tomie, from the book of the same name, is a girl that never seems to stay dead. She was killed on her way back from school, found in a dozen pieces, and came back to school the next day, as if nothing happened. In the books, she manipulates men to do her bidding, and is most likely possessed by an evil entity.

Tomie, from the book of the same name, is a girl that never seems to stay dead. She was killed on her way back from school, found in a dozen pieces, and came back to school the next day, as if nothing happened. In the books, she manipulates men to do her bidding, and is most likely possessed by an evil entity.

Yuuko, from the story “Slug girl”

Yuuko, from the story “Slug girl”, she wore a face mask not to protect herself from a virus, but to hide what was inside her mouth…

Miss Fuchi, from the story “Fashion Model” where a young director is looking for a model for a movie he is about to shoot, but ends up finding Fuchi, who has a horrible face, but he somehow cannot get her out of his head. She ends up eating her co-star during the shooting. YAY!

Miss Fuchi, from the story “Fashion Model” where a young director is looking for a model for a movie he is about to shoot, but ends up finding Fuchi, who has a horrible face, but he somehow cannot get her out of his head. She ends up eating her co-star during the shooting. YAY!

Souichi, or “that little shit” as I like to call him. There are many stories featuring Souichi who tries to scare his schoolmates, but most of his schemes and tricks always end up backfiring on him.

Souichi, or “that little shit” as I like to call him. There are many stories featuring Souichi who tries to scare his schoolmates, but most of his schemes and tricks always end up backfiring on him.

Bonus: the 2020 Fall Convention exclusive Souichi Pop figure. He always has nails in his mouth because of an iron deficiency in his body. He also sometimes shoots them.

Bonus: the 2020 Fall Convention exclusive Souichi Pop figure. He always has nails in his mouth because of an iron deficiency in his body. He also sometimes shoots them.

Who said Funko Pops couldn’t be creepy?

Who said Funko Pops couldn’t be creepy?

Crunchyroll is developping a Uzumaki animated series which should come out in 2022. Hopefully, that means more toys!

More news at 11:00… Spirals… This review is contaminated by spirals!

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REVIEW: NECA’S DOUG JONES COLLECTION

This week, we are taking a look at some of the NECA figures from the Guillermo Del Toro movies, which we will dub ‘The Doug Jones Collection’, since Doug played most of those characters. But first, an introduction from Doug Jones himself!

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NECA’S DOUG JONES COLLECTION!

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This week, we are taking a look at some of the NECA figures from the Guillermo Del Toro movies, which we will dub ‘The Doug Jones Collection’, since Doug played most of those characters. But first, an introduction from Doug Jones himself!

ToyFarce note: I made a complete fool of myself when I wrote ‘Matilda’ instead of ‘Ofelia’ in the request, since I wanted to joke that he also played her. This is why you always double check before you send something, folks. Let it be a lesson for all of us. And many thanks to Doug Jones for delivering this!

Doug Jones is the actor extraordinaire that played all sorts of monsters and creatures in all your favorite movies and TV shows. From the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Abe Sapiens in the Hellboy movies, all sorts of monsters in Guillermo Del Toro’s movies, the Silver Surfer in the Fantastic four movie, and many more. These days, he can be found as Lt. Saru in Star Trek: Discovery. The fact that he can act so well without showing his face is a testament to his talent. I personally love the way he moves his hands, and can sometimes recognize him just from the way his hands ‘act’. And now, the figures!

THE AMPHIBIAN MAN from THE SHAPE OF WATER

A great figure from NECA. The ‘yellow’ skin parts are a bit transparent, and the figure has some shine on it, to make it look like it’s wet. It comes with a base with chains and cuffs, a different ‘screaming’ head and some eggs (the Amphibian man’s favorite snacks!). The movie was a masterpiece (as is tradition with Guillermo Del Toro), and the figure does it justice. Doug Jones did an amazing job in that one too, even if naysayers will say that it’s basically just a silent Abe Sapiend from Hellboy. The articulations are a bit meh, but nothing unusual for NECA. It’s not like the character was a professional gymnast in the movie anyway…

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Some amazing details on that figure.

Some amazing details on that figure.

Mmmmh…eggs.

Mmmmh…eggs.

STELLAAAAAAA  !

STELLAAAAAAA !

The figure from the movie, next to the book about the movie

The figure from the movie, next to the book about the movie

So… that’s me?

So… that’s me?

I would have preferred googly eyes!

I would have preferred googly eyes!

Here’s a great review of the movie:

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THE FAUN from PAN’S LABYRINTH

Another amazing movie from Guillermo Del Toro, Pan’s Labyrinth came out in 2006 (What?!). The 3 following figures are from that movie. A newer version of the Faun came out recently, with his ‘older’ look from the beginning of the movie (in the movie, he seems to age backwards and become younger every time we see him). Doug Jones played multiple characters in the movie, all of them being, as usual, creatures with tons of make-up and prosthetics. The figure comes with 2 bags, and is an amazing piece of plastic.

Beautiful art on the box

Beautiful art on the box

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It’s pretty amazing that it can stand, considering the legs are bent backwards. Great job, NECA!

It’s pretty amazing that it can stand, considering the legs are bent backwards. Great job, NECA!

The details are insane!

The details are insane!

Hi, I’m Doug Jones - I’m also Doug Jones!

Hi, I’m Doug Jones - I’m also Doug Jones!

But wait, guys! There’s more!

But wait, guys! There’s more!

OFELIA (NOT MATILDA) from PAN’S LABYRINTH

Like mentioned at the beginning of the review, I wrote ‘Matilda’ instead of ‘Ofelia’ in the request for an introduction to Doug Jones, so I will keep calling her ‘Ofelia (not Matilda)’. This is the cross I have to bear. Another great figure from Pan’s Labyrinth. She comes with a pillar, her fairy tale book, the key that she gets from the giant toad, and 3 little fairies.

Beautiful box, once again

Beautiful box, once again

Inside

Inside

The pillar is actually made of stone, and is quite heavy!

The pillar is actually made of stone, and is quite heavy!

Ofelia (not Matilda) also comes with the Faun’s 3 pet fairies.

Ofelia (not Matilda) also comes with the Faun’s 3 pet fairies.

The fairies are nice, but cannot stand on their own.

The fairies are nice, but cannot stand on their own.

She also comes with her fairy tale book, which can be opened and has great details inside.

She also comes with her fairy tale book, which can be opened and has great details inside.

The key, which Ofelia (not Matilda) got from a giant toad

The key, which Ofelia (not Matilda) got from a giant toad

So… Did you bring me a snack or something?

So… Did you bring me a snack or something?

Movie version…

Movie version…

Toy version!

Toy version!

THE PALE MAN from PAN’S LABYRINTH

The Pale Man, another character coming right out of the mind of Guillermo Del Toro. The figure looks great. Maybe too great, considering we can see all the details of his loose skin hanging and all… You should not open that figure before eating! The Pale Man comes with his massive chair, and a plate of eyes.

Creepy!

Creepy!

King of the castle! I have a chair!

King of the castle! I have a chair!

Would you like to sit on my lap? - OH HELL NO!

Would you like to sit on my lap? - OH HELL NO!

Peek-a-boo! I see you!"

Peek-a-boo! I see you!"

Eyes, anyone? No? More for me, then!

Eyes, anyone? No? More for me, then!

Sometimes, there is such a thing as too much details. Eww.

Sometimes, there is such a thing as too much details. Eww.

“I’m just a sexy boy *SEXYYYY BOOOOY!*”

“I’m just a sexy boy *SEXYYYY BOOOOY!*”

Also, someone posted that, which cannot be unseen…

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The Guillermo Del Toro figure collection from NECA (or Doug Jones collection) is a great way to celebrate the movies. They just look amazing, packed with details, and will look great on any movie figure shelf in your collection.

NECA’s Doug Jones Collection

NECA’s Doug Jones Collection

ToyFarce would like to once again thank Doug Jones (and Cameo) for the great introduction!

More news at 11:00…with a ton of make-up and prosthetics!

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ALIEN DAY REVIEW: NECA’S ALIEN ULTIMATE “BIG CHAP” + SDCC EXCLUSIVE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK VERSION

Today is April, 26th, which means it’s Alien Day!

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ALIEN DAY REVIEW:

NECA’S ALIEN ULTIMATE “BIG CHAP” + SDCC EXCLUSIVE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK VERSION!

Today is April, 26th, which means it’s Alien Day. Alien Day is celebrated by fans worldwide every year on April, 26th (4/26), which refers to LV-426, one of the three moons orbiting Calpamos in the Zeta Reticuli system, the same moon on which the UNSCC Nostromo landed in 2122 (or 1979, for us). Every year, a ton of new merch is announced for Alien Day: new action figures, books, t-shirts,... for all fans of Xenomorphs (or Weyland-Yutani) around the world.

And for that occasion, I picked the NECA Alien Ultimate “Big Chap” and its SDCC Glow-in-the-dark counterpart from my (depression) pile and finally opened them. Here are the pics!

(That nearly went weird…)

More news at 11:00… GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!

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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 4!

This week, we’re looking at the 4th wave of Toony Terrors from NECA!

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NECA’S TOONY TERRORS SERIES 4!

It's Wednesday. You know what that means… ToyFarce reviews!

This week, we’re looking at the 4th wave of Toony Terrors from NECA! It took me a while to get into those, but after I saw the first wave at my local Gamestop (RIP Gamestop, which are all gone in Northern Europe), I knew I had to pick them at some point. When series 4 was announced, I was super happy with the line-up.

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Regan from the Exorcist, Beetlejuice from… Beetlejuice, Sam, the mascot from Trick ‘r treat, and Victor Crowley from Hatchet! Yes, please! Let’s dive into those individually

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First off, the star of “The Exorcist”, Regan! Regan comes with an alternate head and her signature pea-soup-green vomit (Aaaaw, so cute!). The figure doesn’t have a lot of articulation (neck, arms and feet), but you don’t really get Toony Terrors figures for their articulations, now, do you? The cartoony likeness is great. To quote the Murderdolls, “Regan, it was love at first fright!”.

“What a wonderful day for an exorcism!”

“What a wonderful day for an exorcism!”

“BLEUAAARGH!”

“BLEUAAARGH!”

“Your mother sucks c***s in hell!!”

“Your mother sucks c***s in hell!!”

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Beetlejuice (that’s it, we said it 3 times now!), from the classic Tim Burton movie of the same name, does not come with any accessories, has an awkward pose and can’t really do much…but it’s Beetlejuice, so he will just look awesome on a shelf. Sometimes, less is more?

“I’m the ghost with the most!”

“I’m the ghost with the most!”

“IT’S SHOWTIME!”

“IT’S SHOWTIME!”

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Sam, the mascot from the cult classic horror anthology “Trick’r Treat” comes with an extra head, a lollypop and his bag of goodies (which might be human parts). The figure doesn’t need much to look great, and already looked cartoony to begin with, so it’s a win win for that one.

“…” (he doesn’t talk in the movie)

“…” (he doesn’t talk in the movie)

Unmasked head

Unmasked head

So cute!

So cute!

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Victor Crowley, from the ‘Hatchet’ movies comes with…a hatchet! (SO META!). A perfect cartoony depiction of the monster from the movies, his head, arms and right hand can move, which is enough. Kane Hodder, who played Jason in 4 of the ‘Friday the 13th’ movies, played Victor Crowley in all 4 ‘Hatchet’ movies.

“When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Victor Crowley”

“When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Victor Crowley”

“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!”

“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!”

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That is a wrap for NECA’s Toony Terrors series 4!

Here are the links for the first 3 waves, in case you are interested:

https://www.toyfarce.com/news/review-necas-toony-terrors-series-1

https://www.toyfarce.com/news/review-necas-toony-terrors-series-2

https://www.toyfarce.com/news/review-neca-toony-terrors-series-3-chucky-and-bride

The 5th wave included 2 repaints (Mike Myers from the latest Halloween movies, and a bloody Ash Williams from Evil Dead), along with the Creep from Creepshow and Ghostface from Scream. I might only pick the 2 new figures and skip the repaints, because I don’t have much space left on the shelf, and shelf real estate is a very expensive business these days (See previous post!).

Do you like the Toony Terrors figures? Are you planning to get them? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… IT’S SHOWTIME!

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FRIENDS WITH KIDS CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR CHILDREN CAN’T PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS WHEN THEY VISIT!

This scenario has happened to all of us collectors at least once: Friends or family come to visit, they bring along small children, “Can my child play with some of your toys?”, chaos ensues.

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FRIENDS WITH KIDS CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR CHILDREN CAN’T PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS WHEN THEY VISIT!

This scenario has happened to all of us collectors at least once: Friends or family come to visit, they bring along small children, “Can my child play with some of your toys?”, chaos ensues.

We all have some nightmare stories like that, so please do share yours in the comments! We’ll start:

A few years ago, a couple of friends we hadn’t seen for a long time came to visit, and they brought along their child (aged 3). Upon arrival, the husband saw the toy collection and asked “Oh, nice! Can my kid borrow a few toys to play with?” to which I quickly reply “No, those are not for playing” and explained politely that they were collectibles, some of them were actually quite pricey, and that is why they are in glass cabinets, and not just lying on the floor. (Also, I didn’t realize I was the one supposed to provide entertainment for his kids when they visit…). I asked if they wanted that we put some cartoon on Netflix for the kid, and he replied “No, he does not watch TV”. Great.

As the conversation went on, I kept an eye on the 3 year old, which was looking at the toys in the Detolfs, and even went to discuss with him about what he liked, and if he knew some of the characters (Apparently, 3 year old kids are not into the Walking Dead, Metal Gear Solid or Stranger Things. Weird, right? He did like Batman and Star Wars, though). The kid was absolutely fine with just looking and seemed to enjoy it. His father, though, kept asking “How about this toy? Is it expensive? Can he have it?” pointing at the Hot Toys 1989 Batmobile. “It’s big, he’s not gonna break it”. Yeaaah, nah. He kept asking every few minutes about other toys, and didn’t seem to grasp the general atmosphere (even his wife was a bit annoyed by then).

“Can I take a photo of the kid with this on?” pointing at the Marvel Legends Iron Man helmet. At this point, we all looked at each other, realizing that he would not stop until we gave him at least something, and agreed to take the pic if he would stop to ask after that. Here it is:

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The child didn’t even want it, and barely moved as his dad was placing the helmet on his head. Needless to say, they haven’t visited a lot since, and we would always meet at THEIR place after that. It was weird because it wasn’t the child himself that made the situation uncomfortable, but the parent.

(And before anyone thinks that ToyFarce is anti-children, this is not the case at all. There are plenty of well behaved children (and parents!) that have visited over the years without a single issue. Children of collectors also usually understand very well that there is a difference between kids toys, and “mummy or daddy’s toys”. We’re only talking about the situations where things went south!)

Let us know your stories in the comments! This should be good, I’ll bring the popcorn!

More news at 11:00… “…but can he borrow that toy?”

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REVIEW: NECA TOONY TERRORS SERIES 3 + CHUCKY AND HIS BRIDE!

With the Toony Terrors series 4 wave starting to pop up in some shops, it was time to review series 3 (which Santa Claus brought me this year, thank you Santa!). Series 3 had Nosferatu from the movie “Nosferatu”, The Nun from the movie…”The Nun” and Ash from the Evil Dead movie franchise.

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NECA TOONY TERRORS SERIES 3 + CHUCKY AND HIS BRIDE!

With the Toony Terrors series 4 wave starting to pop up in some shops, it was time to review series 3 (which Santa Claus brought me this year, thank you Santa!). Series 3 had Nosferatu from the movie “Nosferatu”, The Nun from the movie…”The Nun” and Ash from the Evil Dead movie franchise.

Series 2… meet Series 3!

Series 2… meet Series 3!

Wait a minute…

Wait a minute…

…

“Something’s fucky.”

“Something’s fucky.”

Yay! My first misprint! I feel so special! Either that or Nosferatu had a sex change and has become a nun…

Anyway… let’s open them!

Ash comes with his trusted “boomstick”, that can be held in his hand, or on his back. He also comes with his chainsaw hand, which he seems very proud to show off…

Ash comes with his trusted “boomstick”, that can be held in his hand, or on his back. He also comes with his chainsaw hand, which he seems very proud to show off…

“Have you seen my chainsaw hand? Look at it!”

“Have you seen my chainsaw hand? Look at it!”

The Nun is stuck in a running pose, which kinda makes her look “Scooby-doo”-esque. I can hear the cartoon running sound when i look at her (what did they make that sound with, anyway?)

The Nun is stuck in a running pose, which kinda makes her look “Scooby-doo”-esque. I can hear the cartoon running sound when i look at her (what did they make that sound with, anyway?)

She has a very detailed paint job and looks just as creepy as in the movie.

She has a very detailed paint job and looks just as creepy as in the movie.

“You failed. Just as you have failed everyone in your life.”

“You failed. Just as you have failed everyone in your life.”

Nosferatu (or Petyr, from “What We Do In The Shadows”) has the most articulations of that wave, with articulations on his arms, elbows and wrists. He comes with a pet rat.

Nosferatu (or Petyr, from “What We Do In The Shadows”) has the most articulations of that wave, with articulations on his arms, elbows and wrists. He comes with a pet rat.

“Hi…”

“Hi…”

*classic pose intensifies*

*classic pose intensifies*

Series 3 only had 3 figures, but there was also a ‘special’ set that came out, a two-pack of Chucky and Tiffany, from “The Bride of Chucky”.

Series 3 only had 3 figures, but there was also a ‘special’ set that came out, a two-pack of Chucky and Tiffany, from “The Bride of Chucky”.

Not sure why this one came out on his own, rather than being part of Series 2 or 3, but there it is!

Not sure why this one came out on his own, rather than being part of Series 2 or 3, but there it is!

The 2 figures are quite small, so it make sense they came out as a two-pack. Chucky comes with a knife (that can be removed), and Tiffany comes with a cigarette in her hand (that cannot be removed).

The 2 figures are quite small, so it make sense they came out as a two-pack. Chucky comes with a knife (that can be removed), and Tiffany comes with a cigarette in her hand (that cannot be removed).

“Barbie, eat your heart out!”

“Barbie, eat your heart out!”

This is also the first actual couple in the NECA Toony Terrors line!

This is also the first actual couple in the NECA Toony Terrors line!

“I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!”

“I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!”

“Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky!”

“Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky!”

Well, “couple” might be a strong word…

Well, “couple” might be a strong word…

That’s it! That was the last review of 2020! ToyFarce would like to thank you all for all the support in 2020, and we’ll try to bring you more reviews in 2021!

More news at 11:00… HIIISSSSSSSS!

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TOYFARCE DENIES ALL ACCUSATIONS: “WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, THE NECA BRITNEY SPEARS DOLL IS A REAL THING!”

ToyFarce would like to make an official statement about it: We had nothing to do with this!

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ToyFarce has received countless emails, messages and DMs this week about the latest announcement from NECA: a Britney Spears doll, claiming it was one of our articles.

First, it was announced that a Britney Spears themed lootcrate will be released…

with a 'NECA Exclusive fashion doll' in the crates:

with a 'NECA Exclusive fashion doll' in the crates:

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Each crates and dolls will have a theme, as follows:

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ToyFarce would like to make an official statement about it:

We had nothing to do with this.

We are as puzzled as you. NECA, the brand mostly known for awesome horror themed action figure and collectibles did this one on their own. They are doing Britney Spears figures for real.

HOWEVER… ToyFarce managed to get a leaked photo of the Bonus Crate, the one that you get if you order all 4 crates, and here it is:

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More news at 11:00… Oops, I did it again!

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