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Only apple flavored ones left! Found in Star Wars The Black Series Collectors Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #halloween #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #clonetrooper

G.I.Joe Classified Series Trench Viper and Cobra Modular Porta-Potty 🚾👌🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #cobra #trenchviper #portapotty #cobramodularfortification

What does he have written under his foot? 😮 Posted by @prozd TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #pixar #medicom #toystory #andy #sungwooncho #prozd

Anything important happening today? 😅 By @poorboysteevious TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BREAKING NEWS: TOY EYE DOCTOR CALLED IN FOR GIANT-MAN'S PERSISTENT EYE ISSUE?! It is no secret that a QC issue regarding the eyes seems to be plaguing Hasbro's Marvel Legends Haslab Giant-Man figure. Hundreds of collector have been reporting that their Haslab Giant-Man "just doesn't look right". To solve the issue, a leading toy eye specialist has been called in to give us some answers, and it is not Giant-Man's eyes that worries her the most, it's the collectors'... ToyFarce investigated. Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "My Giant-Man does look right... He only looks left!" **badum tss** #toyfarce #hasbro #marvel #marvellegends #haslab #giantman #eyedoctor #toyeyedoctor #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

My Message in a Bottle had been found! The Cursed Idol has landed! Shout-out to @plunderlings for the fun map quest that led to getting a Cursed Idol (as long as you had a gold coin for participating in Kickstarter campaign, that is). I really love those and am happy to add another one to the gang! #toyfarce #plunderlings #plunderplanet #coinquest #cursedidol #gold #idol #crown #kickstarter

BREAKING NEWS: THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE 'SON' OF THE COLLECTOR WHO IS ALWAYS IN SEARCH OF RARE COLLECTIBLES AT RETAIL PRICE! In a shocking turn of events that will forever change the toy community at its core, ToyFarce has uncovered the true story behind a phenomenon baffling collectors across social media: The Son of the Collector. You’ve probably seen the posts in your favorite toy collecting groups: frantic pleas from parents that are in search of rare, sought-after figures at retail prices, and definitely not for resale value. "My son really wants this..." they write "But not looking to pay scalper prices, because it’s for my son!" ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... but not at scalper prices! (It's his birthday!) #toyfarce #insearchof #itsformyson #itshisbirthday #facebookgroups #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Lord of the Rings figures of Merry and Pippin by Diamond Select Toys! @collectdst Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! Savage ruins diorama by @78pts.of.articulation Forest backdrop by @dioramaprints #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

TOYFARCE REVIEW: DIAMOND SELECT TOYS THE LORD OF THE RINGS WAVE 7 - MERRY AND PIPPIN! This week, we're having a look at the latest wave of the Lord of the Rings Figures by Diamond Select Toys, which includes Merry and Pippin. Finally, the Fellowship is complete! These 2 Hobbits were the last remaining ones to have the band all back together. Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip..." #toyfarce #diamondselecttoys #dst #diamondselect #thelordoftherings #merry #pippin #thefellowshipofthering #meriadocbrandybuck #peregrintook #dominicmonaghan #billyboyd

Well, he's not wrong! By @jaydenscomics on X TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #lego #transformers #optimusprime #legooptimusprime #heisacar

ToyFarce 10/25/21 ToyFarce 10/25/21

HASBRO PULSE MONITOR: A NEW PRODUCT?

BREAKING NEWS:

HASBRO PULSE MONITOR: A NEW PRODUCT?

The Hasbro Pulse Con 2021 occured on friday and saturday, and there were many awesome action figures reveals. Mighty Morphing Power Rangers monsters, Ghostbusters proton packs, more G.I.Joe characters, X-Men the animated series figures and Weezer playing songs made us wonder for a second “Wait, what year is this?”, but overall it was a great event! We had a watch-along with some friends in the community and had a good time. Another event is scheduled on 10/27, but only for Pulse premium members.

ToyFarce heard from an anonymous source (don’t worry, Robert G., you secret is safe with me!) that Hasbro might reveal a new product during that event: the Hasbro Pulse Monitor!

The Hasbro Pulse Monitor will be a wearable device that syncs to your Hasbro Pulse app, with several never-before-seen features, such as:

- Reminders to not miss any items when they ‘drop’, or to remind you to ‘FOMO’ on Haslab projects.

- Checking your heartrate/body temperature after you miss a pre-order to evaluate if you need to get help to cope with it. A therapist will be available at all time in the app.

- Spousal alerts*, to warn your significant other if you spent more than expected. If you heart rate rises up when placing your orders, an automatic notification will be sent. (* This feature can be disabled at any moment).

- Alexa enabled, to automatically order tissues and play comforting music if you miss out on something. Just say “Alexa, I missed a pre-order” and we’ll take care of the rest.

No info on how the device will look like yet. Release date not communicated yet.

Special thanks to Robert Gines, ToyFarce Super Fan on Facebook, for the idea and the mock ups!

More news at 11:00… Alexa, remind me to order ALL THE PULSE CON EXCLUSIVES!

#toyfarce #hasbro #hasbropulse #hasbropulsecon #heartmonitor #pulsemonitor #exclusives #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollection #satire #humor #parody

ToyFarce 10/22/21 ToyFarce 10/22/21

HASBRO PULSE CON 2021 IS UPON US! HERE IS HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR EXPERIENCE!

The 2021 edition of the Hasbro Pulse Con is right around the corner, and we hope that everybody is excited about it (but not too much, apparently… Keep those expectations a bit lower, please!).

BREAKING NEWS:

HASBRO PULSE CON 2021 IS UPON US! HERE IS HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR EXPERIENCE!

The 2021 edition of the Hasbro Pulse Con is right around the corner, and we hope that everybody is excited about it (but not too much, apparently… Keep those expectations a bit lower, please!). The whole event will happen on Hasbro Pulse’s Youtube channel and the whole schedule can be found here: https://hasbropulse.com/pages/hasbro-pulse-con-2021

ToyFarce will now give you one simple trick to improve your experience throughout the whole event: Turning off the live chat!

As you know, the live chat is usually pure toxic ass cancer…

With this one simple trick, you can make the whole event 100 times better! Just click on ‘Hide chat’, that’s it!

You can also just put the video in fullscreen view, so there won’t be any space for the live chat. Just click on that button, and you’re all set!

Enjoying Hasbro Pulse Con on your mobile device? We got you covered! The button to turn off the chat can be found there!

If you feel masochistic and want to expose yourself to the pathetic comments in the chat, you just have to click on this button to display it again.

Have fun, and hoping to see you all in the live chat… not!

More news at 11:00… on the pulse!

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ToyFarce 9/25/20 ToyFarce 9/25/20

5 THINGS WE WISH TO SEE AT HASBRO PULSECON 2020!

Hasbro announced the first-ever Hasbro PulseCon, “a 2-day virtual event that gives fans unprecedented access to their favorite Hasbro brands, music and entertainment”.

Last month, Hasbro announced the first-ever Hasbro PulseCon, “a 2-day virtual event that gives fans unprecedented access to their favorite Hasbro brands, music and entertainment”. Hasbro PulseCon will take place on Sept 25th and 26th on the Hasbro Pulse Youtube Channel. There will be bands like Tenacious D or Fall Out Boy.

Here are 5 things we are dying to see at the very first Hasbro PulseCon!!

5. A great introduction !

We hope that Hasbro will have prepared a nice video package to start the event, along with giving us a warm welcome as the event start. It would make us feel good!

4. An energetic staff !

Hopefully, the Hasbro crew will be as excited as we are, and really hyped-up about organizing their own Con, and it will be great to see them ecstatic during their announcements.

3. Some nice presentations !

Speaking of announcement, we hope the presentations will look great and use the same designs as the PulseCon poster, with the red, yellow and purple shadows. We can’t wait to see the content and announcements, but hopefully it doesn’t feel like a powerpoint presentation.

2. Surprise guests !

We already know about the a few of the guests (John Cena, Joe Manganiello, Ashley Eckstein, Henry Golding, Jason Reitman, and many more) and the musical acts (Tenacious D, Fall Out Boy, Lights), but we hope that there will be some surprise appearances, to keep us on our toes.

1. SOME GREAT F*CKING TOYS !

That goes without saying. With licenses such as Marvel, Star Wars, Transformers, GI Joe, Ghostbusters, Power Rangers, My Little Poney, Dungeons and Dragons, etc…, it would be pretty freaking difficult for them not to announce anything cool !

What are your thoughts? What are you expecting the most? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00…CON!

#toyfarce #hasbro #hasbropulse #hasbropulsecon #marvellegends #starwars #transformers #gijoe #powerrangers #mylittleponey #dungeonsanddragons #toys #actiongfigures #toycollector #toycollection #toycommunity #toyphotography #collectibles #humor #parody