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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HERE ARE THINGS THAT WILL SCARE A TOY COLLECTOR!
Happy Halloween to all toy collectors!
BREAKING NEWS:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HERE ARE THINGS THAT WILL CARE A TOY COLLECTOR!
Happy Halloween to all toy collectors!
ToyFarce hopes you have some fun spooky plans for this Halloween weekend, like watching your favorite horror movies, wearing some scary costume or dusting your collection!
If you feel adventurous and want to see things that will terrify you, continue scrolling down in this post.
WARNING: The following pictures are not for the faint of heart and may frighten collectors. ToyFarce is not responsible for any nightmares or trauma that will inevitably happen after seeing those.
More news at 11:00… and Happy Halloween!
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NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…
It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october.
BREAKING NEWS:
NECA ANNOUNCES MORE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS FIGURES, BUT FROM THE WRONG UNIVERSE…
It’s October, and NECA has been doing their Monster Madness, with “31 Nights of Fright”, revealing something new everyday for the whole month of october. When we’re lucky, it’s a new figure revealed, but when we’re not, they’ll just reveal the packaging of something announced months ago (Still a reveal! STILL COUNTS!). Between packaging reveals, brand new figures have been announced, such as a beautiful Elvira figure, more Gargoyles, a Gremlins accessory pack (Accessory packs, SO HOT RIGHT NOW!) and a new Ash figure from the original Evil Dead movie.
Before that, NECA had been killing it with the announcements of Universal Studio Monsters figures from the classic films. The Frankenstein monster figure, colored and black/white versions,have been out for a while, with the Wolfman and the Mummy to follow soon. More teases have been made, and we cannot wait to see a classic Dracula, Swamp Thing,… and all the others to be revealed.
UNFORTUNATELY… on their latest reveal, NECA announced that they will continue making those Universal Monsters figure that everyone likes, but from their modern adaptation… the now-defunct Dark Universe!
Remember when we were excited about that? Good times. It was a thursday.
Indeed, the Dark Universe was supposed to be the modern adaptation of all the classic Universal Monster movies. “The Mummy” movie came out, and… that’s pretty much all it did. It came out. No one went to see it. “The Invisible Man”, with Elizabeth Moss was pretty good actually, and supposedly part of that ‘multiverse’. Depending on who you ask, “Dracula Untold” is either part of that Dark Universe or not. It’s a mess… and it inevitably failed.
Pictured below: The Dark Universe promo photo, where Russel Crowe would play Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Javier Bardem as the Frankenstein monster, Tom Cruise as Sgt.Morton in “The Mummy”, Johnny Depp as the Invisible Man, and Sofia Boutella as the Mummy.
Witness the beginning (and the end) of the Dark Universe - “We’re all very excited for nothing to happen” - them, probably
ToyFarce wishes that it was just a mistake and that a better reveal will be available today. I mean, at this point, even a packaging reveal would cheer us, right?
More news at 11:00… RIP Dark Universe
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SCARE YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THOSE CREEPY *OFFICIAL* LEGO ADULT COSTUMES!
There is something inherently wrong with a Lego mini-figure with human sized proportions!
SPOOKTOBER NEWS:
SCARE YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THOSE CREEPY *OFFICIAL* LEGO ADULT COSTUMES!
Halloween is tomorrow, and ToyFarce hopes you have picked your costume in order to…stay home and practice safe distancing!
Lego, the Danish building sets giant, has released a series of costumes for adult that is extremely… creepy! Look at their hands! Look at the bottom part! There is something inherently wrong with a Lego mini-figure with human sized proportions, and normal legs. It looks like something right out of Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory!
“I will eat your soul”
“Let me touch you with my claw hands!” (with comic book-accurate shoes!)
“EVERYTHING IS AWFUL!”
“Please, end my suffering!”
What are you going to dress as for Halloween? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… and Everything is AWFUL !
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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 2
More cartoony versions of our favorite killers!
SPOOKTOBER REVIEWS:
REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 2
More cartoony versions of our favorite killers!
Okay, that first wave was really fun, so I picked some more. Here is the second wave in their glorious packaging! The amazing part about this line is that, when you look at them in their packaging, or if you don’t put their weapons in their hands, it looks like they’re all dancing to their favorite song in a nightclub!
Pinhead doing some sort of variation of the macarena…
Leatherface just doing a silly dance…
And Michael Myers popped his collar up and enjoys some nice techno beats, fist pumping.
Toony Terror Pinhead looks pretty much the same as normal version pinhead, except he does not have nails planted in his head (probably to keep the cartoon aesthetic rather simple). He comes with the movie’s Pandora’s Box (or Lament Configuration), which has also been stripped to its bare minimum to look cartoony.
We have such sights to show you.
Michael Myers (no relation to the ‘Wayne’s World’ and ‘Austin Powers’ actor Mike Myers) from the Halloween franchise is pretty simple as well, but that’s how he always looked. He comes with a big knife and a spooky carved pumpkin.
Purely and simply…evil.
Last but not least, Leatherface, that abonimable deranged monster from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, happens to be the most ‘cartoony’ from that wave. He looks right out of a Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network cartoon. He comes with his trusted chainsaw (duh).
RRAAAAARGH! (actual quote from the movie)
NECA spoiled us with another fun wave of Toony Terrors and I cannot wait to get the following ones. They are silly, yet still represent our favorite horror icons.
Bonus: Here’s a shot of the first 2 waves together!
Now, back to the nightclub…
unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts…
More news at 11:00… unts unts unts unts
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HASBRO REALIZED THEY SKIPPED HALLOWEEN, DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING HOLIDAY EDITION BLACK SERIES!
ToyFarce reached out to Hasbro to ask them the important question: What about Halloween??
SPOOKTOBER NEWS:
HASBRO REALIZED THEY SKIPPED HALLOWEEN, DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING HOLIDAY EDITION BLACK SERIES!
At the end of september, during the Hasbro PulseCon event, Hasbro announced a wave that nobody knew they wanted (and some are still wondering), the Holiday Edition Black Series, a wave of Christmas-themed troopers. Here are the pictures of the announced figures:
ToyFarce reached out to Hasbro to ask them the important question: What about Halloween?? If you are going to announce figures based on a holiday right before october, you have to take into account that there is Halloween first!
Hasbro let us know that a wave was in development but got canceled because there wasn’t enough time to produce the figures on time for the Halloween festivities. Maybe next year? Here are the prototype pictures that they sent us (allegedly).
More news at 11:00… and don’t forget about Halloween!
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