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BANDAI ANNOUNCES NEW S.H. MONSTERARTS GODZILLA FIGURE… WITH A 6FT (1,8M) LONG TAIL!

One specific figure caught the attention of everyone, though, as a S.H. Monsterarts figure of Godzilla Ultima from Godzilla: Singular Point was revealed, and it comes with a MASSIVE tail

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BREAKING NEWS:

BANDAI ANNOUNCES NEW S.H. MONSTERARTS GODZILLA FIGURE… WITH A 6FT (1,8M) LONG TAIL!

On wednesday, Bandai S.H. Figuarts did a live stream to announce all sorts of awesome figures: Kamen Rider, Ultraman, Godzilla and Marvel (MCU) figures were revealed for the first time to us, as the Japanese host kept lifting big white boxes underneath which the toys were hidden (Unfortunately, there was no incident where the toys would fall as he lifted the boxes, as we were kinda hoping for).

One specific figure caught the attention of everyone, though, as a S.H. Monsterarts figure of Godzilla Ultima from Godzilla: Singular Point was revealed, and it comes with a MASSIVE tail ( #BigAssTail and #LongAssTail were trending worldwide during the event). Here are a few pictures that were shared after the event:

“Oh my god, Becky. Look at that tail!”

“Oh my god, Becky. Look at that tail!”

Godzilla, probably screaming “I HAVE A HUGE ASS TAIL, Y’ALL!”

Godzilla, probably screaming “I HAVE A HUGE ASS TAIL, Y’ALL!”

Promo pictures

Promo pictures

The full picture (totally not photoshopped)

The full picture (totally not photoshopped)

The reveal (they needed the whole table for that one).

The reveal (they needed the whole table for that one).

Imagine having that Godzilla Ultima on your shelf (a long ass shelf, obviously), and having tons of other figures displayed around, and one day, you decide to move that Godzilla, and the tail makes every single other figure fall, in a domino effect. Yikes!

More news at 11:00… *Godzilla scream, probably saying something about his long ass tail*

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SUPER7: “GO BIG *AND* GO HOME!” - MORE HUGE PLAYSETS TO COME?!

One thing is for sure, collectors will need to make a lot of space for all the upcoming huge toys!

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BREAKING NEWS:

SUPER7: “GO BIG *AND* GO HOME!” - MORE HUGE PLAYSETS TO COME?!

Last year, Super7 became the number 1 reason why couples are arguing after releasing the HUGE Masters of the Universe Snake Mountain playset, a huge playset that is in scale with their MOTU Classics line. Hundreds of collectors are still in the doghouse with their significant other after bringing home that enormous beast of a playset.

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Then, last week, it was the turn of the Thundercats franchise to get their own huge playset, with their vehicle, the ThunderTank, which makes the Thundercats Ultimate figures look like they are 3”3/4 scale next to it.

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ToyFarce got the intel (probably a disgruntled employee, again) that for Super7, “This is only the beginning!”. They are now testing the waters, and after seeing that Snake Mountain was VERY popular, and that the early ReActions (pun absolutely intended) to the ThunderTank are that, albeit a bit on the expensive side, most Thundercats fan will definitely get it, the sky is now the limit for Super7, who has a lot of awesome franchises to play with, and their enormous playsets! Can you imagine all the vehicles for the Ultimates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles line, for example?

Here is some speculation of what may or may not come!

ALIEN’S USCSS NOSTROMO PLAYSET:

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A Nostromo playset, scaled for the ReAction figures line would probably barely fit in our collection rooms, but that does not seem to have stopped Super7 before, and a lot of people would still buy it! Bring it on!

A Nostromo playset, scaled for the ReAction figures line would probably barely fit in our collection rooms, but that does not seem to have stopped Super7 before, and a lot of people would still buy it! Bring it on!

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION USS ENTERPRISE NCC 1701-D

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Even bigger, imagine a spaceship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC 1701-D that would scale with the freshly announced Star Trek: The Next Generation ReAction figures! We are at least getting for sure a bridge and/or transporter room playsets! Can’t wait!

Even bigger, imagine a spaceship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC 1701-D that would scale with the freshly announced Star Trek: The Next Generation ReAction figures! We are at least getting for sure a bridge and/or transporter room playsets! Can’t wait!

DISNEY’S THE HAUNTED MANSION (THE ACTUAL MANSION!!)

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Can you imagine, a replica of the mansion, with all the best parts of the ride included in it? The stretching elevator? Check. The doom buggies? CHECK. The ballroom with dancing ghosts? CHECK! (This is just wishful thinking, but damn, I want that, now…). I’d actually go for the Disney Land Paris version of the Haunted Mansion (or Phantom Manor), which, to me, looks creepier!

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Also, Super7 just announced that they landed the classic Godzilla license for toys… Can you already see a Godzilla scaled to the ReAction figures? That thing would take all the space in your living room… and you couldn’t be happier about it!

One thing is for sure, collectors will need to make a lot of space for all the upcoming huge toys! Between the Super7 playsets and HasLab’s Unicron, the Sentinel and the Razor Crest, we are all collectively going to need bigger homes.

More news at 11:00… GO BIG!

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