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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!

Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian tv show. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…

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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!

We all remember this…

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Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian TV series. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…

Remember this?

Remember this?

How could we forget… (Sorry for bringing back that pain)

How could we forget… (Sorry for bringing back that pain)

ToyFarce received the anonymous tip that in an upcoming coming book from Marvel Comics, supposed to come out this wednesday, Galactus will be randomly completely and utterly DESTROYED in a similar way. First we will see Galactus just standing in a big field next to some rocks, and an orange/pink laser will come out from the corner of the frame, and obliterate the Devourer of Worlds.

*PEW!* (re-enactement)

*PEW!* (re-enactement)

*KABOOM!* (re-enactement)

*KABOOM!* (re-enactement)

It is a good thing that the Rancor already met his demise in the Return of the Jedi (Spoilers!), but we would advise any remaining Rancors NOT to hang out in a big field next to some rocks when the next Haslab Star Wars campaign will be ending… We’ve been fooled twice already!

More news at 11:00… be careful of orange lasers coming from the corner of the screen/page!

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SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!

First of all: YAY! WE DID IT! Congratulations to the Marvel Legends team! It turns out, if you provide us with huge amazing figures, we’ll buy them!

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SECRET FINAL STRETCH GOAL? BRING GALACTUS EVERYWHERE WITH YOU!

First of all: YAY! WE DID IT! Congratulations to the Marvel Legends team! It turns out, if you provide us with huge amazing figures, we’ll buy them!

GALACTUS COMETH… (in like, a year or something. Fall 2022)

GALACTUS COMETH… (in like, a year or something. Fall 2022)

But he’s not coming along! We unlocked all 3 heralds, Nova, Silver Surfer and Morg…

But he’s not coming along! We unlocked all 3 heralds, Nova, Silver Surfer and Morg…

Along with a Dr Doom head! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one! I love me some Doom.

Along with a Dr Doom head! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one! I love me some Doom.

We are about 12 hours away from the end of the campaign, and ToyFarce received an anonymous tip about an extra surprise stretch goal. The source demanded to remain anonymous. (Don’t worry, @sonnyplayswithtoys from The Sonny Channel on Youtube, your secret is safe with me!). We received an encrypted email with the following pictures…

Introducing… THE GALACTUS CARRIER! Unlocked at 25,000 backers, allegedly!

Introducing… THE GALACTUS CARRIER! Unlocked at 25,000 backers, allegedly!

The Galactus Carrier is made of durable material, and will enable you to bring your HasLab Galactus with you on all your adventures!

The Galactus Carrier is made of durable material, and will enable you to bring your HasLab Galactus with you on all your adventures!

The details are amazing, with Habsro logos…

The details are amazing, with Habsro logos…

Galactus heads,…

Galactus heads,…

… and an exclusive design in the back! (Product not final).

… and an exclusive design in the back! (Product not final).

You’ll be sure to make everybody jealous when going for a stroll in a park with your HasLab Galactus, inside his Galactus Carrier!

You’ll be sure to make everybody jealous when going for a stroll in a park with your HasLab Galactus, inside his Galactus Carrier!

And, as is tradition, Sonny from The Sonny Channel, known for his Foiled Customs company and his contacts in Hasbro that provide him with figures immediately after each reveals, has already received one, and was seen showing it off in the Texas area.

Actual picture!

Actual picture!

At time of writing, Galactus has 23,825+ backers (which is more than the Sentinel did!). Hopefully, we can crush that final stretch goal in time! 12 hours left! We cannot wait to go on long evening walks with Galactus…

Special thanks to Sonny for the idea and the pictures!

More news at 11:00… I HUNGER! FEED. ME. PLANETS!

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EXCLUSIVE! HASLAB GALACTUS STRETCH GOALS LEAKED?!

It’s Comic Con week and our collective wallets have been tombstone piledrived into oblivion, as all our favorite brands announced, revealed and released some awesome toys.

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HASLAB GALACTUS STRETCH GOAL LEAKED?!

It’s Comic Con week and our collective wallets have been tombstone piledrived into oblivion, as all our favorite brands announced, revealed and released some awesome toys. One of last week’s biggest reveals (litteraly!) was the new HasLab project, Galactus, towering at 32 inches tall. The project needs 14,000 backers to be fully funded and is now closing in on 8700 backers (at time of writing). The HasLab project will end on August 30th.

Once the project is fully funded, the Marvel Legends team announced that there will, of course, be stretch goals. What could they be? A disgruntled employee sent ToyFarce the scoop! (How do all those disgruntled employees keep getting our email address??)

Once the project is fully funded, Galactus will get his bib to be able to devour planet without making a mess on his suit.

Once the project is fully funded, Galactus will get his bib to be able to devour planet without making a mess on his suit.

Revealed by @thegreattonino , some of the other stretch goals will be 6” figures. Can you guess who?

Revealed by @thegreattonino , some of the other stretch goals will be 6” figures. Can you guess who?

16,000 backers: Keep the good habits with the Intergalactic hand sanitizer! It would be a shame to catch a nasty virus from one of those planets…

16,000 backers: Keep the good habits with the Intergalactic hand sanitizer! It would be a shame to catch a nasty virus from one of those planets…

18,000 backers: The Planet Menu. “I’m famished! What am I going to eat today?”

18,000 backers: The Planet Menu. “I’m famished! What am I going to eat today?”

20,000 backers: The Galactus Planet Smasher Trumpet! (Running gag, had to.)

20,000 backers: The Galactus Planet Smasher Trumpet! (Running gag, had to.)

22,000 backers: After eating a planet, it’s important to do the dishes!

22,000 backers: After eating a planet, it’s important to do the dishes!

25,000 backers: Galactus gets his nightgown and hat, for a better, deeper slumber.

25,000 backers: Galactus gets his nightgown and hat, for a better, deeper slumber.

What other stretch goals would you love to see? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… “I…HUNGER!” (voice of the 1997 ToyBiz Galactus!)

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MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!

An insider source has told ToyFarce News that the next item in the line would be none other than the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus, in all it's 1:1 scale glory!



BREAKING NEWS:

MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE LIFE-SIZE GALACTUS ?!


Every toy collector is familiar with Hasbro's Marvel Legends line. The Marvel Legends line started in 2002, originally produced by Toy Biz, and later by Hasbro. There is a ton of Marvel Comics or Marvel Cinematic Universe characters that were released, and it seems that there is no end to it just yet. The Marvel Legends line also introduced the Build-a-Figure concept (or BAF, for the collectors), which was a genius marketing stunt, because it made people buy the C-list characters that would have stayed as peg-warmers in the shops if not for the left arm part of the BAF character that people really want! It made people buy characters such as Jack O'Lantern, Paladin, or Beetle!

Recently, Marvel Legends started a replica line, starting with a very decent Iron Man helmet, followed by Thor's Mjolnir, Captain America's shield, Star Lord's helmet, Ant Man's helmet, Black Panther's helmet and the Infinity Gauntlet from Avengers: Infinity War, followed by the Iron Gauntlet from Avengers: Endgame. They have also extended the line to the Star Wars universe, with a series of screen accurate helmet replicas. The Marvel line was very well received and Hasbro has been planning to make more life-size replicas, and the next one is going to be... earth-shattering!

An insider source has told ToyFarce News that the next item in the line would be none other than the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus, in all it's 1:1 scale glory! The figure should measure approximatively 395 000 km (~245,450 mi), should be very accurate and look great in any collection, just like the other replicas from that line. The Galactus replica will have a light up feature in its eyes and parts of its armor, but we haven't been told yet what source of power will be needed for it (a couple of tons of enriched uranium should do the trick, though). There is no date announced yet for the release, the figure was supposed to be announced as the San Diego Comic Con which has been cancelled, but the prototype can still be seen by those with very large telescopes.

We, at ToyFarce News, hope that the Life-size Galactus replica is a success, so that other franchises can start to see bigger too! Just imagine... Life-size Megatron? Life-size Megazord? The possibilities are endless!

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