SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

BREAKING NEWS:

SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!

In the movie, a toy manufacturer uses missile technology to enhance their action figures, and the action figures end up in a real life battle. 2 different types of figures: the Gorgonites, friendly mutants led by Archer, and the ruthless Commando Elite, under the orders of Major Chip Hazard.

The movie was so well done that it seemed obvious that is was real, but a huge Hollywood leak has now revealed that the action figures from the movie were never real, and were in fact, special effects.

In that leaked picture, we can see that the figures were actually puppets, and needed wires and all sort of metal bars in order to be animated. We've heard that Stan Winston was involved, which is why the special effects seemed so real.

Furthermore, we have also heard that the voices that we heard in the movie were provided by actual actors, in order to fool us even more. The voice of Archer was provided by Frank Langella, the actor famous for his role as Skeletor in 'The Masters of the Universe', and Chip Hazard's voice was the voice of Tommy Lee Jones, who played Two Face in 'Batman Forever'.

To ToyFarce News, this seems like a bigger conspiracy theory than the moon landing being fake or the earth being flat. This is unconceivable that this movie was made using CGI or puppets. Complete nonsense. How do you explains that the toys were available at every toy stores when the movie came out? Are those fake too?

ToyFarce News will get to the bottom of this and will let you know the truth, when it comes out!

More news at 11:00... "We're not toys, we're action figures!"

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FUNKO POP SOON RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WILL START MAKING OWN EMPLOYEES POP FIGURES!

BREAKING NEWS:

FUNKO POP SOON RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, WILL START MAKING OWN EMPLOYEES POP FIGURES!

Everyone loves Funko Pop! There are thousands of franchises that have been made into Funko Pop figures, and even fans of the most obscure things can find a Pop figure of their favorite characters.

The first Funko Pop figures came out in 2010, and 10 years later, over 8500 different Pop figures have been created. From the big hits like Star Wars, Marvel, DC to the Golden Girls, Bob Ross or Weird Al Yankovic, to even more obscure franchises, there isn't a famous act that hasn't been made into Funko Pop figures.

But with the latest dozens of announcements that Funko has made about their Pop figure line earlier this year, it seems that the inspiration is coming to an end.

A source had told ToyFarce News that "there simply isn't any franchise left that Funko hasn't already made into Pops!".

In order to continue makikg more, the creators of Funko have decided for their next announcements to start making the employees from their own office as their next Pop figure line.

The first wave will include Steve from Finance, Jessica the receptionist, Mike the IT guy, Sam the trainee and Linda from HR, which will also have a 'Chase edition' with different clothes!

With the advancement of technology and the 'Pop Yourself!' app, it will not take long before anyone and everyone will be made into a Pop figure! "The goal is to have every single person on the planet made into those" said our anonymous source.

More news at 11:00...