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REVIEW: MATTEL'S WWE ELITE 79 - THE UNDERTAKER (COLLECTOR'S EDITION)

“Hold on, playa! Tonight, you get to go one-on-one…with The Undertaker!” - Teddy Long

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MATTEL'S WWE ELITE 79 - THE UNDERTAKER (COLLECTOR'S EDITION)

“Hold on, playa! Tonight, you get to go one-on-one…with the Undertaker!” - Teddy Long

The Undertaker. The Phenom. The Deadman. How about that for Spooktober? Mattel just released that beautiful WWE Elite figure from series 79 of the Undertaker, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of his career. The Undertaker started at Survivor Series in 1990, so this November, it will officially be 30 year of the Undertaker. The real question is: Will he come back from one more match…again…again? :)

Here are some packaging shots:

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His Wrestlemania opponent from the cinematic Boneyard match, AJ Styles, is here to welcome him.

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Front

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Back

This is a really nice update of the Undertaker. I am not a huge fan of the very rigid jacket that they put on those figures, but it does look damn cool on a shelf.

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AJ Styles teasing the Phenom…

who removes his jacket very slowly…

who removes his jacket very slowly…

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and his trusted hat…

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*GONG* and thunder

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OH MY GOD! The Undertaker with a big boot to the face of AJ! (totally not my hand)

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A closer look at that big boot!

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The Deadman started off real strong with that boot. Can AJ recover?

The Undertaker grabbed AJ by the throat!

The Undertaker grabbed AJ by the throat!

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He’s setting him up for one of his signature move, the patented Chokeslam!

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CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM!

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BY GAWD!

He’s taking AJ to the end of the line…

He’s taking AJ to the end of the line…

with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!

with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!

1! 2! 3!

1! 2! 3!

What is this? The Undertaker signals that he wants to bury AJ alive!

What is this? The Undertaker signals that he wants to bury AJ alive!

(Those are the only coffins we can find at the store these days…)

(Those are the only coffins we can find at the store these days…)

It's full of candy…

It's full of candy…

“Are you f*cking kidding me?”

“Are you f*cking kidding me?”

The Phenom is removing the candies from that casket…

The Phenom is removing the candies from that casket…

And buries AJ Styles alive, yet again!

And buries AJ Styles alive, yet again!

Signature pose at the end of the match

Signature pose at the end of the match

*GONG*

*GONG*

May he…REST. IN. PEACE.

More news at 11:00… REST… IN… PEACE…

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