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REVIEW: SPREAD THE LOVE WITH PIMP DESTRO (aka PROFIT DIRECTOR DESTRO)
It’s Valentine’s Day week, so we had to review a figure that screams “Love”, and who better than Hasbro’s G.I.Joe Classified Series Profit Director Destro! This figure is loud, colorful, and amazing!
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SPREAD THE LOVE WITH PIMP DESTRO (aka PROFIT DIRECTOR DESTRO)!
It’s Wednesday. You know what that means… ToyFarce review!
Suggested music to listen to while checking this review: “Careless Whisper” by George Michael, any Barry White song, Val Venis WWF theme…
It’s Valentine’s Day week, so we had to review a figure that screams “Love”, and who better than Hasbro’s G.I.Joe Classified Series Profit Director Destro (or P.D.D. or Pimp Destro for short)! This figure is loud, colorful, and amazing!
The art on the box is just perfect for that figure, even if inconsistent with other G.I.Joe Classified Series figures, with touches of bright pink and gold (or, you know…yellow).
Front and side
The figure itself is just a retooling/repaint of the regular G.I.Joe Classified Series Destro, but this is a rare case of when the repaint is 1000% better than the original one. I do not have the G.I.Joe Classified Series Destro, but I needed this one. LOOK AT IT!
“Hey yo’!”
“See anything you like?”
When it comes to accessories, that is where that figure really shines at. Obnoxious pink glasses? Check. A burning wad of cash? Check. An outrageous leopard skin cape? Check. Golden gun? Check. He also comes with the same suitcase with a computer and tons of cash in it as the regular Destro, but his is made of gold.
“Oh, you want to see my accessories?”
“Check out the cape.”
BEST. POSE. EVER.
He can also take care of people who would make fun of his outfit.
The figure has, as expected, a decent range of articulations, allowing many poses. Double elbows, double knees, butterfly joints, ab crunch, the whole nine yards, if you are familiar with modern Hasbro products.
“Nothing better than a nice stretch after a day of successful criminal activities”
“Thinking of you…”
“Do you like my V-neck? Would you like to see more?”
Pimp Destro can also be very playful, and will always be there for people who are searching for love, and who have money for it…
“I heart you!”
“Peek-a-boo! I see you”
“Pimpin’ ain’t easy…”
“How you doin’?”
Too bad I don’t have a WWE Godfather figure to go along with it, that would have made a nice photoshoot! How about you? Were you seduced by Pimp Destro? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… Pimpin’ ain’t easy!
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