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It's hard to believe, but ToyFarce has been bringing you the most ridiculous, satirical and *totally real* news about the world of toys and collectibles for FIVE WHOLE YEARS! A huge thank you to everyone who has enjoyed laughing with us, shared our posts and helped us poke fun at the wild world of toy collecting! Here's to another 5 years of absurdity, satire and action figure chaos! As always, more news at 11:00... #toyfarce #5yearanniversary #5years #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting #satire #parody

BREAKING NEWS: "OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY FLIPPED MY EXTRA NECA DONATELLO'S LAB FOR A HUGE PROFIT, AND NECA WANTS IT BACK... WHAT NOW?" Earlier this week, NECA sent out a polite but firm email asking collectors to return any extra TMNT Donatello’s Lab sets they’d mistakenly received. Naturally, chaos ensued, and local collector Ryan aka 'Flipper McFlipface' has found himself in a sticky situation. Back in August, NECA accidentally shipped double the orders of their Donatello’s Lab diorama set to a handful of lucky (or unlucky?) collectors. While many decided to keep it for themselves, others "accidentally" listed theirs online for massive profits. Ryan was one of the latter. ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... Next time you receive an extra item in error, remember: it's not a bonus for being awesome, it's just an unexpected error in the shipping system! #toyfarce #neca #necatoys #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #donatello #donatelloslab #extra #error #mistake #return

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Darth Vader (Deluxe Edition) 1/6 scale collectible figure from Hot Toys! @hottoyscollectibles Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigures

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HOT TOYS STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI 40th ANNIVERSARY DARTH VADER (DELUXE EDITION) This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition figure of Darth Vader from Hot Toys. I had been waiting for a Darth Vader figure from Hot Toys that would have the unmasked head, in order to have a 'complete' figure, but Hot Toys went a step further and added a Force lightning, transparent blue helmet, which made the deal even better! This is the ultimate Darth Vader figure to me, and I don't see how it can be topped. Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... Give yourself to the Dark Side... #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigure

Sheeeeesh... 🙄🚁 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #haslab #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #assaultcopterdragonfly #dragonfly

Well, now I can't unsee that... Thanks, @dvon.art ! (and I'm so sorry, @fanplasticfour 😅) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mondo #batmantheanimatedseries #clayface #matthagen #aceventura #aceventurawhennaturecalls

🤭🤭🤭 By Alexander from the Hardcore Collectors Facebook group 👊🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #thejoker #joaquinphoenix #robertdeniro #murrayfranklin #arthurfleck

Anybody else getting bombarded by those blanket hoodies commercials? 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #harrypotter #voldemort #lordvoldemort #blankethoodie

TATOOINE, MAKE SOME NOISE! (First thing that popped in my brain when I saw the S.H.Figuarts promo pic...) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #starwars #anewhope #obiwankenobi

In Space, no one can hear you break free... OR In Space, no one will rock you... Keep it going! 🤣 By @fakeeyes22 (this picture needs more love!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #alien #xenomorph #shfiguarts #queen #freddiemercury #alien3

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REVIEW: SPREAD THE LOVE WITH PIMP DESTRO (aka PROFIT DIRECTOR DESTRO)

It’s Valentine’s Day week, so we had to review a figure that screams “Love”, and who better than Hasbro’s G.I.Joe Classified Series Profit Director Destro! This figure is loud, colorful, and amazing!

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SPREAD THE LOVE WITH PIMP DESTRO (aka PROFIT DIRECTOR DESTRO)!

It’s Wednesday. You know what that means… ToyFarce review!

Suggested music to listen to while checking this review: “Careless Whisper” by George Michael, any Barry White song, Val Venis WWF theme…

It’s Valentine’s Day week, so we had to review a figure that screams “Love”, and who better than Hasbro’s G.I.Joe Classified Series Profit Director Destro (or P.D.D. or Pimp Destro for short)! This figure is loud, colorful, and amazing!

The art on the box is just perfect for that figure, even if inconsistent with other G.I.Joe Classified Series figures, with touches of bright pink and gold (or, you know…yellow). — The **art** on the box is just **perfect** for that figure, even if inconsistent with other G.I.Joe Classified Series figures, with touches of bright pink and gold (or, you know…yellow).

The figure itself is just a retooling/repaint of the regular G.I.Joe Classified Series Destro, but this is a rare case of when the repaint is 1000% better than the original one. I do not have the G.I.Joe Classified Series Destro, but I needed this one. LOOK AT IT!

When it comes to accessories, that is where that figure really shines at. Obnoxious pink glasses? Check. A burning wad of cash? Check. An outrageous leopard skin cape? Check. Golden gun? Check. He also comes with the same suitcase with a computer and tons of cash in it as the regular Destro, but his is made of gold.

He can also take care of people who would make fun of his outfit.

The figure has, as expected, a decent range of articulations, allowing many poses. Double elbows, double knees, butterfly joints, ab crunch, the whole nine yards, if you are familiar with modern Hasbro products.

*“Nothing better than a nice stretch after a day of successful criminal activities”*

*“Do you like my V-neck? Would you like to see more?”*

Pimp Destro can also be very playful, and will always be there for people who are searching for love, and who have money for it… — **Pimp Destro** can also be very playful, and will always be there for people who are searching for **love**, and who have **money** for it…

Too bad I don’t have a WWE Godfather figure to go along with it, that would have made a nice photoshoot! How about you? Were you seduced by Pimp Destro? Let us know in the comments!

More news at 11:00… Pimpin’ ain’t easy!

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