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MATTEL CREATION WWE ULTIMATE CROWDFUNDED RING UNLOCKS REVEALED!
Mattel announced a few weeks ago their first ever crowdfund campaign during the comic con!
BREAKING NEWS:
MATTEL CREATION CROWDFUNDED RING UNLOCKS REVEALED!
“OOOOOUH YEAH!”
Mattel announced a few weeks ago their first ever crowdfund campaign during the comic con. Their first campaign is for the WWE Ultimate Edition New Generation Arena, which comes with a scaled ring, complete with planks and fabric details (one of the most realistic looking ring we’ve seen!), the classic New Generation neon entrance and an Ultimate action figure of Diesel (because who doesn’t want an Ultimate Diesel, right?).
Promo pics!
You can now feel like a member of the crew building the ring before a night of sports-entertaiment!
The ring will need 5,000 backers to become a reality, and like its Haslab Galactus counterpart, is a bit struggling to reach its goal… A couple of “unlocks” (stretch goals, tiers, whatever they are called this week) has already been revealed:
At 7,000 backers, they will throw in an Ultimate Doink the Clown figure! YAY!
At 8,000 backers, you will get additional skirts, so that you can dress your ring up like a girl! (In Your House, and Wrestlemania ring skirts).
Right now, there is also an Early bird exclusive pack! If you back the ring before today 9pm PT, you will get a Macho Man figure along with the announcer’s table!
Even “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash nonchalantly promoted it! “I’m not getting paid, but here it is. It has boards.”… MAXIMUM EFFORT!
ToyFarce managed to get an exclusive look at the remaining unlocks just for you! Yes, you!
At 7,001 backers, Mattel will add Dink the Clown to go with Doink, which makes it now totally worth it (If this had been the first unlock announced, this thing would be funded already!)
At 9,000 backers, you will get neon trumpets to go with the entrance! (Mandatory trumpet running gag joke).
At 10,000 backers, you will get an extra “Spanish announcers table set”, with a table that will inevitably be broken by the end of the next PPV of your figure federation!
If the ring is not funded 3 days before the end, Mattel will go with the “When in doubt, just add a Hulk Hogan figure” protocol, which should give enough motivation to fund the damn thing… BROTHER!
Finally, at 12,000 backers, they will add a kit to turn it into the Ultimate Attitude Era arena. Let’s face it, this is what it should have been all along. The set would have been funded on the first day if it was anything “Attitude Era” related, so this is a good back up plan. Ring skirts, add-on pieces for the entrance, enough extras to bring the Ultimate Attitude Era ring as the true centerpiece of your collection.
Don’t forget to back the Mattel Creation Ultimate New Generation arena playset before 9pm PT today to get the Early bird Exclusive Macho Madness Announcers pack! Ooooouh yeah!
More news at 11:00… THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
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