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Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Marvel Legends Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and Superior Spider-Man from Marvel's 85th Anniversary wave from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO MARVEL LEGENDS ASTONISHING X-MEN WOLVERINE AND THE SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN (MARVEL 85th ANNIVERSARY)! This week, we're having a look at a couple of new Marvel Legends figures, the Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and the Superior Spider-man figures for the 85th anniversary of Marvel, by Hasbro. After seeing the reveals from Hasbro Pulse last week, I looked at my pile and realized I did have some Marvel Legends figures in there too, so riding the high of the Secret Wars figures reveal, I opened a Wolverine and a Spider-man figure, which would soon become my 2 favorite ones... Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... *SNIKT* *THWIP* *CLANG* #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

Stupid sexy Cobra Commander... 🐍 (Found on Facebook, source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #snowjob #cobracommander #stupidsexyflanders

The extremely rare balding Colossus has been found in the wild! 😅 From Facebook groups, sent by @zactionfigures TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #xmen #colossus #balding #malepatternbaldness

Spider-MATT DAMON! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #spiderman #vulture #spidermantheanimatedseries #teamamerica #mattdamon

🎮 By @mikehext24 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #hasbropulse #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BACK THE @themonstors KICKSTARTER! We all need those on our shelves! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #igostuff #themonstors #monstors #shammoomoo #stingcobra #thisiswhereidputmy #ifihadone

That is how mine are currently displayed 😅 (That Tag Team Gauntlet match was awesome) Posted by @majorwfpod TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #majorwrestlingfigurepodcast #mattel #wweelite #jazwares #aewunrivaled #wrestlingfigures #wrestlingring

Another variation 😂 (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #neca #hasbro #marvellegends #mcfarlanetoys #scales

An old classic making the rounds this week (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #goodsmilecompany #figma #bandai #shfiguarts #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse

ToyFarce 12/21/20 ToyFarce 12/21/20

SCALPERS UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT RUINING CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS BY BUYING ALL THE TOYS!

We’re a few days away from Christmas, and once again, this year, some items will not be available for children (and adults too!) all over the world, because some adult men prefer profit over letting people be happy!

SAD NEWS:

SCALPERS UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT RUINING CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS BY BUYING ALL THE TOYS!

“If they want it, they can buy it on my eBay page!”

This year’s selection includes the newest generation consoles, such as the Playstation 5 or the XBox Series X, the latest NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles offerings (Animated Splinter and Baxter two-pack, 90’s movie Splinter and Shredder two-pack, and the enormous Krang figure), the Jazwares (and Wicked Cool Toys) AEW figures (both series 1 and 2), most of Hasbro’s GI Joe Classified figures, etc…

After reaching with the S.C.A.L.P. Corporation, we were told that there will be no apology, and that “it’s a free country”, “first-come-first-served”, “not our fault if you don’t go to wait at 6:30 in front of your Walmart/Target to buy the entire stock”, and “you can always buy it on our eBay page at a higher price, which includes the Time & Energy tax.”

Some things will never change…

In the meantime, ToyFarce hopes you got all the collectibles you wanted, placed all those pre-orders on the toys you need, and hope that you’ll be happy with all the upcoming announcements from your favorite brands!

The upcoming last few articles of this year will be ‘Top 5’ or ‘Top 10’ (if we find enough things) of 2020. We hope you’ll enjoy them!

More news at 11:00… and Merry Christmas, ya f#%$g b$%*@s! (Not sure if this was the original quote)

#toyfarce #christmas #merrychristmas #happyholidays #exceptforscalpers #scalpers #toys #collectibles #hasbro #necaofficial #jazwares #wickedcooltoys #children #ruined #playstation5 #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting #humor #parody #satire

ToyFarce 1/14/20 ToyFarce 1/14/20

'PREDATOR: HOLIDAY SPECIAL' JUST UNEARTHED FOR CHRISMAS!

It's a Christmas miracle! The long awaited Predator Holiday Special that everybody loves to hate will finally be released on 4k Blu-ray, just in time for Christmas!

BREAKING NEWS:

'PREDATOR: HOLIDAY SPECIAL' JUST UNEARTHED FOR CHRISMAS!

It's a Christmas miracle! The long awaited Predator Holiday Special that everybody loves to hate will finally be released on 4k Blu-ray, just in time for Christmas!
The Christmas classic introduced us to our favorite trophy Hunter's family, including his father Bloody, his wife Shrieka and his 2 sons, Gory and Woundy.
The Special also had appearance from Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in a musical number with his team from the first movie, Danny Glover and Gary Busey from the sequel in a dance-off, and an exclusive cartoon that debuts the Predalien character, which will be later re-introduced in one of the spin-off movies.
We, at ToyFarce News, wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
More news at 13:00...