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Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Darth Vader (Deluxe Edition) 1/6 scale collectible figure from Hot Toys! @hottoyscollectibles Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigures

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HOT TOYS STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI 40th ANNIVERSARY DARTH VADER (DELUXE EDITION) This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition figure of Darth Vader from Hot Toys. I had been waiting for a Darth Vader figure from Hot Toys that would have the unmasked head, in order to have a 'complete' figure, but Hot Toys went a step further and added a Force lightning, transparent blue helmet, which made the deal even better! This is the ultimate Darth Vader figure to me, and I don't see how it can be topped. Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... Give yourself to the Dark Side... #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigure

Sheeeeesh... 🙄🚁 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #haslab #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #assaultcopterdragonfly #dragonfly

Well, now I can't unsee that... Thanks, @dvon.art ! (and I'm so sorry, @fanplasticfour 😅) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mondo #batmantheanimatedseries #clayface #matthagen #aceventura #aceventurawhennaturecalls

🤭🤭🤭 By Alexander from the Hardcore Collectors Facebook group 👊🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #thejoker #joaquinphoenix #robertdeniro #murrayfranklin #arthurfleck

Anybody else getting bombarded by those blanket hoodies commercials? 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #harrypotter #voldemort #lordvoldemort #blankethoodie

TATOOINE, MAKE SOME NOISE! (First thing that popped in my brain when I saw the S.H.Figuarts promo pic...) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #starwars #anewhope #obiwankenobi

In Space, no one can hear you break free... OR In Space, no one will rock you... Keep it going! 🤣 By @fakeeyes22 (this picture needs more love!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #alien #xenomorph #shfiguarts #queen #freddiemercury #alien3

Every toy makers in the 90s/early 2000 What happened to Battle Damaged figures? TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #battledamaged #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

The one figure that could have actually been a statue, and it's articulated 👌🏻 Sent by @thedoctordanko TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #superman #justiceleague #falsegod #falsegodsuperman

ToyFarce 12/21/20 ToyFarce 12/21/20

SCALPERS UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT RUINING CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS BY BUYING ALL THE TOYS!

We’re a few days away from Christmas, and once again, this year, some items will not be available for children (and adults too!) all over the world, because some adult men prefer profit over letting people be happy!

SAD NEWS:

SCALPERS UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT RUINING CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS BY BUYING ALL THE TOYS!

“If they want it, they can buy it on my eBay page!”

This year’s selection includes the newest generation consoles, such as the Playstation 5 or the XBox Series X, the latest NECA Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles offerings (Animated Splinter and Baxter two-pack, 90’s movie Splinter and Shredder two-pack, and the enormous Krang figure), the Jazwares (and Wicked Cool Toys) AEW figures (both series 1 and 2), most of Hasbro’s GI Joe Classified figures, etc…

After reaching with the S.C.A.L.P. Corporation, we were told that there will be no apology, and that “it’s a free country”, “first-come-first-served”, “not our fault if you don’t go to wait at 6:30 in front of your Walmart/Target to buy the entire stock”, and “you can always buy it on our eBay page at a higher price, which includes the Time & Energy tax.”

Some things will never change…

In the meantime, ToyFarce hopes you got all the collectibles you wanted, placed all those pre-orders on the toys you need, and hope that you’ll be happy with all the upcoming announcements from your favorite brands!

The upcoming last few articles of this year will be ‘Top 5’ or ‘Top 10’ (if we find enough things) of 2020. We hope you’ll enjoy them!

More news at 11:00… and Merry Christmas, ya f#%$g b$%*@s! (Not sure if this was the original quote)

#toyfarce #christmas #merrychristmas #happyholidays #exceptforscalpers #scalpers #toys #collectibles #hasbro #necaofficial #jazwares #wickedcooltoys #children #ruined #playstation5 #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting #humor #parody #satire

ToyFarce 1/14/20 ToyFarce 1/14/20

'PREDATOR: HOLIDAY SPECIAL' JUST UNEARTHED FOR CHRISMAS!

It's a Christmas miracle! The long awaited Predator Holiday Special that everybody loves to hate will finally be released on 4k Blu-ray, just in time for Christmas!

BREAKING NEWS:

'PREDATOR: HOLIDAY SPECIAL' JUST UNEARTHED FOR CHRISMAS!

It's a Christmas miracle! The long awaited Predator Holiday Special that everybody loves to hate will finally be released on 4k Blu-ray, just in time for Christmas!
The Christmas classic introduced us to our favorite trophy Hunter's family, including his father Bloody, his wife Shrieka and his 2 sons, Gory and Woundy.
The Special also had appearance from Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in a musical number with his team from the first movie, Danny Glover and Gary Busey from the sequel in a dance-off, and an exclusive cartoon that debuts the Predalien character, which will be later re-introduced in one of the spin-off movies.
We, at ToyFarce News, wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
More news at 13:00...