SHINY POKEMON SELECT FIGURE CAUGHT IN THE WILD?

BREAKING NEWS:

SHINY POKEMON SELECT FIGURE CAUGHT IN THE WILD?

“GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL!”

In June 2021, Jazware announced a new line of Pokémon action figure which would be 6” and have a ton of articulations. Exciting! Here is the official statement:

“With more detail, more points of articulation, and more ways to play and display than ever, this 6” Super Articulated Charizard is the perfect addition to any Pokémon trainer’s team! Every Select 6” Super Articulated figure comes with 15+ points of articulation, high levels of detail, and a Posing Arm accessory so you can pose Charizard any way you’d like! With authentic details that make this Charizard figure look like it flew right out of the Pokémon animated series, you can pose Charizard to recreate all of your favorite moments! Gotta Catch ‘Em All!™ An Officially licensed Pokémon product from Jazwares!”

Charizaaard!

So poseable!

Now, what we did NOT expect would be that Jazwares would pull the same trick that they use with their AEW Unrivaled action figures, and have slightly different, more limited “chase” versions for those Pokémons, which would end up being the SHINY version! In the video games, shiny Pokémons are very hard to find, so it makes sense that the shiny would be the chase versions!

A shiny Charizard appears!

Some would say it’s a photo edit where colors were just changed…

I mean, it was right there! Who would think this is not a good idea? You don’t even need a new sculpt! It’s a repaint, but the kind of repaint that people wouldn’t be mad about, because it makes sense! Jazwares, I will be waiting for your people to contact me for a job! :)

Here is a cover of the theme song by the amazing band PowerGlove (who covers video games and cartoon theme songs), with Tony Kakko from Sonata Arctica singing, because why not!

More news at 11:00… Gotta catch’em all! Pokémon!

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