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Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Marvel Legends Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and Superior Spider-Man from Marvel's 85th Anniversary wave from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO MARVEL LEGENDS ASTONISHING X-MEN WOLVERINE AND THE SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN (MARVEL 85th ANNIVERSARY)! This week, we're having a look at a couple of new Marvel Legends figures, the Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and the Superior Spider-man figures for the 85th anniversary of Marvel, by Hasbro. After seeing the reveals from Hasbro Pulse last week, I looked at my pile and realized I did have some Marvel Legends figures in there too, so riding the high of the Secret Wars figures reveal, I opened a Wolverine and a Spider-man figure, which would soon become my 2 favorite ones... Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... *SNIKT* *THWIP* *CLANG* #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

Stupid sexy Cobra Commander... 🐍 (Found on Facebook, source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #snowjob #cobracommander #stupidsexyflanders

The extremely rare balding Colossus has been found in the wild! 😅 From Facebook groups, sent by @zactionfigures TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #xmen #colossus #balding #malepatternbaldness

Spider-MATT DAMON! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #spiderman #vulture #spidermantheanimatedseries #teamamerica #mattdamon

🎮 By @mikehext24 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #hasbropulse #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BACK THE @themonstors KICKSTARTER! We all need those on our shelves! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #igostuff #themonstors #monstors #shammoomoo #stingcobra #thisiswhereidputmy #ifihadone

That is how mine are currently displayed 😅 (That Tag Team Gauntlet match was awesome) Posted by @majorwfpod TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #majorwrestlingfigurepodcast #mattel #wweelite #jazwares #aewunrivaled #wrestlingfigures #wrestlingring

Another variation 😂 (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #neca #hasbro #marvellegends #mcfarlanetoys #scales

An old classic making the rounds this week (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #goodsmilecompany #figma #bandai #shfiguarts #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse

ToyFarce 7/27/20 ToyFarce 7/27/20

SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!

BREAKING NEWS:

SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

In the movie, a toy manufacturer uses missile technology to enhance their action figures, and the action figures end up in a real life battle. 2 different types of figures: the Gorgonites, friendly mutants led by Archer, and the ruthless Commando Elite, under the orders of Major Chip Hazard.

The movie was so well done that it seemed obvious that is was real, but a huge Hollywood leak has now revealed that the action figures from the movie were never real, and were in fact, special effects.

In that leaked picture, we can see that the figures were actually puppets, and needed wires and all sort of metal bars in order to be animated. We've heard that Stan Winston was involved, which is why the special effects seemed so real.

Furthermore, we have also heard that the voices that we heard in the movie were provided by actual actors, in order to fool us even more. The voice of Archer was provided by Frank Langella, the actor famous for his role as Skeletor in 'The Masters of the Universe', and Chip Hazard's voice was the voice of Tommy Lee Jones, who played Two Face in 'Batman Forever'.

To ToyFarce News, this seems like a bigger conspiracy theory than the moon landing being fake or the earth being flat. This is unconceivable that this movie was made using CGI or puppets. Complete nonsense. How do you explains that the toys were available at every toy stores when the movie came out? Are those fake too?

ToyFarce News will get to the bottom of this and will let you know the truth, when it comes out!

More news at 11:00... "We're not toys, we're action figures!"

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ToyFarce 3/9/20 ToyFarce 3/9/20

HOT TOYS TO RELEASE MORE 'BATTLE DAMAGED VERSION' FIGURES ??

Over the years, lot of toy brands have made 'Battle damaged version' of their popular figures.

BREAKING NEWS:

HOT TOYS TO RELEASE MORE 'BATTLE DAMAGED VERSION' FIGURES ??

Over the years, lot of toy brands have made 'Battle damaged version' of their popular figures. Toy Biz used to do battle damaged version of their X-Men and Spider-man figures in the 90's. Bandai has battle damaged Dragon Ball Z figures, Kenner had battle damaged Star Wars and Jurassic Park figures, with those weird soft plastic dinosaurs that had a tiny piece of flesh that could be removed on their back leg, and it was enough to call them 'battle damage' (we are not even kidding).

In recent years, Hot Toys has released 'Battle Damaged Version' of their Terminator T-800 figure, Robocop, the Armored Batman from Batman V Superman, and announced the Endgame Iron Man Mk. LXXXV and Thanos would be the latest to don the 'Battle Damaged Version' outfit. But those will not be the last ones!

ToyFarce News got an inside scoop from a factory worker that stayed home way too long because of the virus outbreak, and decided to spill the beans on some of the upcoming figures, out of frustration! The next figures to be announced should be 'Battle Damaged Version Winnie the Pooh', from the 'Christopher Robin' movie, and 'Battle Damaged Version Belle' from the smash hit 'Beauty and the Beast'.

Other rumors are 'Battle Damaged Tonto' from the movie 'Lone Ranger', 'Battle Damaged Sweeney Todd' or a re-re-release of Iron Man Mk. XLVII with a Battle Damaged Version twist.

More news at 11:00...

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