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SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!
ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!
BREAKING NEWS:
SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!
ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!
In the movie, a toy manufacturer uses missile technology to enhance their action figures, and the action figures end up in a real life battle. 2 different types of figures: the Gorgonites, friendly mutants led by Archer, and the ruthless Commando Elite, under the orders of Major Chip Hazard.
The movie was so well done that it seemed obvious that is was real, but a huge Hollywood leak has now revealed that the action figures from the movie were never real, and were in fact, special effects.
In that leaked picture, we can see that the figures were actually puppets, and needed wires and all sort of metal bars in order to be animated. We've heard that Stan Winston was involved, which is why the special effects seemed so real.
To ToyFarce News, this seems like a bigger conspiracy theory than the moon landing being fake or the earth being flat. This is unconceivable that this movie was made using CGI or puppets. Complete nonsense. How do you explains that the toys were available at every toy stores when the movie came out? Are those fake too?
ToyFarce News will get to the bottom of this and will let you know the truth, when it comes out!
More news at 11:00... "We're not toys, we're action figures!"
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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE MORE 'BATTLE DAMAGED VERSION' FIGURES ??
Over the years, lot of toy brands have made 'Battle damaged version' of their popular figures.
BREAKING NEWS:
HOT TOYS TO RELEASE MORE 'BATTLE DAMAGED VERSION' FIGURES ??
Over
the years, lot of toy brands have made 'Battle damaged version' of
their popular figures. Toy Biz used to do battle damaged version of
their X-Men and Spider-man figures in the 90's. Bandai has battle
damaged Dragon Ball Z figures, Kenner had battle damaged Star Wars and
Jurassic Park figures, with those weird soft plastic dinosaurs that had a
tiny piece of flesh that could be removed on their back leg, and it was
enough to call them 'battle damage' (we are not even kidding).
In
recent years, Hot Toys has released 'Battle Damaged Version' of their
Terminator T-800 figure, Robocop, the Armored Batman from Batman V
Superman, and announced the Endgame Iron Man Mk. LXXXV and Thanos would
be the latest to don the 'Battle Damaged Version' outfit. But those will
not be the last ones!
ToyFarce
News got an inside scoop from a factory worker that stayed home way too
long because of the virus outbreak, and decided to spill the beans on
some of the upcoming figures, out of frustration! The next figures to be
announced should be 'Battle Damaged Version Winnie the Pooh', from the
'Christopher Robin' movie, and 'Battle Damaged Version Belle' from the
smash hit 'Beauty and the Beast'.
Other
rumors are 'Battle Damaged Tonto' from the movie 'Lone Ranger', 'Battle
Damaged Sweeney Todd' or a re-re-release of Iron Man Mk. XLVII with a
Battle Damaged Version twist.
More news at 11:00...
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