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Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Darth Vader (Deluxe Edition) 1/6 scale collectible figure from Hot Toys! @hottoyscollectibles Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigures

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HOT TOYS STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI 40th ANNIVERSARY DARTH VADER (DELUXE EDITION) This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition figure of Darth Vader from Hot Toys. I had been waiting for a Darth Vader figure from Hot Toys that would have the unmasked head, in order to have a 'complete' figure, but Hot Toys went a step further and added a Force lightning, transparent blue helmet, which made the deal even better! This is the ultimate Darth Vader figure to me, and I don't see how it can be topped. Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... Give yourself to the Dark Side... #toyfarce #hottoys #starwars #returnofthejedi #40thanniversary #darthvader #lordvader #anakinskywalker #darkside #onesixthscale #onesixthfigure

Sheeeeesh... 🙄🚁 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #haslab #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #assaultcopterdragonfly #dragonfly

Well, now I can't unsee that... Thanks, @dvon.art ! (and I'm so sorry, @fanplasticfour 😅) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mondo #batmantheanimatedseries #clayface #matthagen #aceventura #aceventurawhennaturecalls

🤭🤭🤭 By Alexander from the Hardcore Collectors Facebook group 👊🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #thejoker #joaquinphoenix #robertdeniro #murrayfranklin #arthurfleck

Anybody else getting bombarded by those blanket hoodies commercials? 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #harrypotter #voldemort #lordvoldemort #blankethoodie

TATOOINE, MAKE SOME NOISE! (First thing that popped in my brain when I saw the S.H.Figuarts promo pic...) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #bandai #tamashiinations #shfiguarts #starwars #anewhope #obiwankenobi

In Space, no one can hear you break free... OR In Space, no one will rock you... Keep it going! 🤣 By @fakeeyes22 (this picture needs more love!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #alien #xenomorph #shfiguarts #queen #freddiemercury #alien3

Every toy makers in the 90s/early 2000 What happened to Battle Damaged figures? TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #battledamaged #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

The one figure that could have actually been a statue, and it's articulated 👌🏻 Sent by @thedoctordanko TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse #superman #justiceleague #falsegod #falsegodsuperman

ToyFarce 6/11/20 ToyFarce 6/11/20

EVERYTHING STARTED TO GO WRONG AFTER TOYS'R'US CLOSED DOWN

Do you remember Geoffrey the giraffe? Do you remember how people were happier when Toys'R'Us was still around?

EDITORIAL PIECE:

EVERYTHING STARTED TO GO WRONG AFTER TOYS'R'US CLOSED DOWN

" You know - I'm not saying allowing the death of Toys'R'Us caused the global chaos right now, but... *gestures wildly at everything* "
(ToyFarce News likes to give credit where credit is due, and after 2 minutes of intense research, it was Jeremy Davis that shared that on Facebook. Thanks, Jeremy! It was too good not to share!)

Do you remember Geoffrey the giraffe? Do you remember how people were happier when Toys'R'Us was still around? Do you also think that closing down all Toys'R'Us in the US started a chain of events that would lead to Australia being on fire, a global pandemic and chaos all over the world in 2020, à la "Butterfly effect"? If so, ToyFarce News would like to hear from you!

In the spirit of trying to cheer up and support each other, let's all share a memory we have from Toys'R'Us. It can be a good memory, a bad one, a funny one, anything. How many of you did work in a Toys'R'Us, for example? Or how often did you go there? Let's all have a conversation and try to think about something that is now gone, and that we are missing.

I'll go first: I worked at a Toys'R'Us as a part time job during the Christmas season, over a decade ago. I started in the late afternoon, and stayed after hours until after 10pm to re-fill all the shelves that had been emptied out during the day, so that the parents...I mean... Santa Claus could come and pick up the toys for all the children. On December, 24th, which is Christmas Eve, a woman with a cart full of toys came to me and asked if we had the most popular toy from that year, which had been sold out everywhere for weeks (it was a known fact). I explained to her that we didn't have any, but that we would get some after Christmas. She then proceeded to yell at me, telling me that I just had personnaly ruined her child's Christmas, and it was my fault if the kid didn't get that toy. It was not her fault for being a crappy parent and doing all the Christmas shopping at the very last minute, no! It was my fault. To this day, it still haunts me.

Share your memories in the comments!

More news at 11:00...

#toyfarcenews #toyfarce #saveustoysrus #toysrus #toysruskid #deathoftoysrus #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #2020 #butterflyeffect #gonewrong #actionfigures #toys #toycollectors #toycollecting #collectibles #humor #freshnews

ToyFarce 1/27/20 ToyFarce 1/27/20

MATTEL LOOKING TO USE UNSOLD 'TWILIGHT' DOLLS FOR FUTURE 'THE BATMAN' MOVIE MERCH!

The 'Edward' headsculpt, which was highly accurate at the time, will be perfect for the next incarnation of the Batman Barbie doll.

BREAKING NEWS:

MATTEL LOOKING TO USE UNSOLD 'TWILIGHT' DOLLS FOR FUTURE 'THE BATMAN' MOVIE MERCH!

An anonymous (disgruntled) employee has leaked to us a juicy piece of information this week:

Mattel, the giant toymaker behind Hot Wheels, Barbie and tons of other classic toys has decided to re-use unsold figures of Edward from the 'Twilight' movie franchise, which came out in 2009, in order to release a Barbie doll from the Robert Pattinson-led, 'The Batman' movie, directed by Matt Reeves, which will come out in 2021. The 'Edward' headsculpt, which was highly accurate at the time, will be perfect for the next incarnation of the Batman Barbie doll.

Mattel is no stranger to releasing Batman dolls, as they had released a Batman Barbie Doll in 2016 for the 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie, as well as a Batman '66 (Adam West) Barbie doll in 2013.

No words yet on if there will be more characters from the movie, but ToyFarce News will investigate like the world's greatest detective, Batman himself to try to find out more!

More news at 11:00...