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BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST DELAYED G.I.JOE ACTION FIGURE SET OF ALL TIME?! Move over, Mezco One:12 Collective 1989 Batman! There's a new most delayed toy in town! This week, Walmart sent an email to all their customers who had ordered the G.I. Joe Classified Series Night Force Vincent R. "Falcon" Falcone & Quarrel 2-pack to let them know that the release date has been changed. What we certainly did not expect was that the updated release date would be so far in the future! ToyFarce investigated... Full article on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "I hope my great-great-great-great-great-(...) -grandchildren will take good care of it..." #toyfarce #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #falcon #quarrel #walmart #thefuture #year8892 #delayed

Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO STAR WARS: THE BLACK SERIES INQUISITOR AND DUROS BOUNTY HUNTER (HALLOWEEN EDITION) 2-PACK! This week, we're having a look at the Star Wars: The Black Series Inquisitor and Duros Bounty Hunter (Halloween Edition) 2-pack from Hasbro! Yes! More Star Wars Halloween Edition figures! This set is exclusive to Amazon. I'm a sucker for those holiday themed figures, and love Halloween so this was a no-brainer. Could it have been done better? Sure. But I'm still glad we got something! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... "Revenge does do wonders for the will to live, don’t you find?" #toyfarce #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloween #halloweenedition #inquisitor #durosbountyhunter #cadbane #dracula #frankensteinmonster

FINALLY! 🎃 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #starwars #starwarstheblackseries #halloweenedition #september30vsoctober1st #halloween

😬 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #mcfarlanetoys #shrek #moviemaniacs #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Marvel vs Capcom who? I want to see Dr Strange vs Evelyn from Everything Everywhere All at Once! Who do you got? By @guskondo TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #marvelvscapcom #MarvelVsCapcomFightingCollection #marvel #a24

The dashing Profit Directors 😎 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoe #gijoeclassifiedseries #profitdirector #profitdirectordestro #marvellegends #baronzemo #cobracommander

So that's what the asterisk meant... The whole gang's here! (Picture edited for comedy purpose) Idea by @sydequester TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #mcu #thunderbolts #ollies #olliesbargainoutlet #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group

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Next level 🤦🏻‍♂️ Found in TMNT Party Wagon Facebook group TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #swap #figureswap #cretin #playmates #tmnt #mattel #wwe #teddibiase

That will teach them! 😜 From Reddit TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #punished #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

Introducing the Figure Sauna! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it!

BREAKING NEWS:

ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

If you’ve been a toy collector for more than 3 minutes, you probably have already had a figure, with an arm or a leg that won’t move, and you’re too scared to force too much on it, in case it breaks down. A quick search on the internet later, you found out about the hot water trick, or the hair dryer trick, which consists in applying heat to your figure for a few seconds, in order to ‘shake the joints loose’. And it works! Even NECA agrees, since they shared this in their Instagram stories yesterday…

But if you’re not really sure about getting your figures wet (“what if there are die cast or metal parts in there and they start to rust?”) or if the hair dryer solution scares you after seeing that gif:

… ToyFarce has the solution for you!

Introducing the Figure Sauna™! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it! The Figure Sauna™ will come as a nice little wooden hut, in which you can place all your figures with joints aches (up to 6 figures at a time!). Let the Figure Sauna get hot for a while…

*Not the final design, trees sold separately*

Then, once the Figure Sauna™ is warm enough, and your figures are nice and comfy, add some water on the Figure Sauna stones* and let the steam take care of all those articulations issues. Your figures are now able to move better**, have more energy and feel relaxed after a nice Figure Sauna™!

More news at 11:00… *Extra stones accessory packs sold separately. **If the articulations/joints issues remain, consult a toy physician.

#toyfarce #figuresauna #sauna #articulations #neca #necaofficial #necatoys #stiff #figbath #figurebath #hairdryer #tricks #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting #humor #parody