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Here are pics from yesterday's review of the Marvel Legends Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and Superior Spider-Man from Marvel's 85th Anniversary wave from Hasbro! Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

TOYFARCE REVIEW: HASBRO MARVEL LEGENDS ASTONISHING X-MEN WOLVERINE AND THE SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN (MARVEL 85th ANNIVERSARY)! This week, we're having a look at a couple of new Marvel Legends figures, the Astonishing X-Men Wolverine and the Superior Spider-man figures for the 85th anniversary of Marvel, by Hasbro. After seeing the reveals from Hasbro Pulse last week, I looked at my pile and realized I did have some Marvel Legends figures in there too, so riding the high of the Secret Wars figures reveal, I opened a Wolverine and a Spider-man figure, which would soon become my 2 favorite ones... Full review with more pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... *SNIKT* *THWIP* *CLANG* #toyfarce #hasbro #marvelcomics #marvellegends #astonishingxmen #wolverine #superiorspiderman #actionfigures #toys #collectibles

Stupid sexy Cobra Commander... 🐍 (Found on Facebook, source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #gijoeclassifiedseries #snowjob #cobracommander #stupidsexyflanders

The extremely rare balding Colossus has been found in the wild! 😅 From Facebook groups, sent by @zactionfigures TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #xmen #colossus #balding #malepatternbaldness

Spider-MATT DAMON! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #spiderman #vulture #spidermantheanimatedseries #teamamerica #mattdamon

🎮 By @mikehext24 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #hasbropulse #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

BACK THE @themonstors KICKSTARTER! We all need those on our shelves! TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #igostuff #themonstors #monstors #shammoomoo #stingcobra #thisiswhereidputmy #ifihadone

That is how mine are currently displayed 😅 (That Tag Team Gauntlet match was awesome) Posted by @majorwfpod TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #majorwrestlingfigurepodcast #mattel #wweelite #jazwares #aewunrivaled #wrestlingfigures #wrestlingring

Another variation 😂 (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #neca #hasbro #marvellegends #mcfarlanetoys #scales

An old classic making the rounds this week (Source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hasbro #marvellegends #goodsmilecompany #figma #bandai #shfiguarts #mcfarlanetoys #dcmultiverse

ToyFarce 7/27/20 ToyFarce 7/27/20

SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

ToyFarce News is first to report a thing that will shake Hollywood to its core: It turns out the 1998 hit movie "Small Soldiers" was completely fake and used special effects and puppets to move the action figures !!

BREAKING NEWS:

SMALL SOLDIERS... WAS (ALLEGEDLY) FAKE ?!

In the movie, a toy manufacturer uses missile technology to enhance their action figures, and the action figures end up in a real life battle. 2 different types of figures: the Gorgonites, friendly mutants led by Archer, and the ruthless Commando Elite, under the orders of Major Chip Hazard.

The movie was so well done that it seemed obvious that is was real, but a huge Hollywood leak has now revealed that the action figures from the movie were never real, and were in fact, special effects.

In that leaked picture, we can see that the figures were actually puppets, and needed wires and all sort of metal bars in order to be animated. We've heard that Stan Winston was involved, which is why the special effects seemed so real.

Furthermore, we have also heard that the voices that we heard in the movie were provided by actual actors, in order to fool us even more. The voice of Archer was provided by Frank Langella, the actor famous for his role as Skeletor in 'The Masters of the Universe', and Chip Hazard's voice was the voice of Tommy Lee Jones, who played Two Face in 'Batman Forever'.

To ToyFarce News, this seems like a bigger conspiracy theory than the moon landing being fake or the earth being flat. This is unconceivable that this movie was made using CGI or puppets. Complete nonsense. How do you explains that the toys were available at every toy stores when the movie came out? Are those fake too?

ToyFarce News will get to the bottom of this and will let you know the truth, when it comes out!

More news at 11:00... "We're not toys, we're action figures!"

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ToyFarce 3/23/20 ToyFarce 3/23/20

MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE MOCAP SERIES!

We have found out via an anonymous source that Hasbro has already picked the line-up for their next series of Marvel Legends figures, and it will be focusing on all the Mocap (Motion Capture) version of the MCU characters!

BREAKING NEWS:

MARVEL LEGENDS TO ANNOUNCE MOCAP SERIES!

ToyFarce News has an exclusive scoop for you this week! We have found out via an anonymous source that Hasbro has already picked the line-up for their next series of Marvel Legends figures, and it will be focusing on all the Mocap (Motion Capture) version of the MCU characters!

The new Marvel Legends Mocap Series will show you your heroes like you've never seen them before, introducing Iron Man, as portrayed by Robert Downey Jr wearing his Mocap suit. Spider-man will be represented by a figure of Tom Holland in his infamous motion capture gear. Rocket will look exactly like he did when the film was being shot, with Sean Gunn, James Gunn's brother, wearing a bright green spandex outfit. The fan favorite Korg will see Taika Waititi wearing his suit with a cardboard head floating over his own head. Mark Ruffalo will join them, wearing the Hulk outfit that he wore during the shooting of Avengers Endgame, and Mysterio will be a figure of Jake Gyllenhall with the same suit he wore during the movie (not sure why this one made the line-up, it does not make a lot of sense, this will definitely be the peg warmer of the series).

Each figure will include a part for the usual Build-a-Figure bonus figure, which will be none other than the main villain of the Infinity Saga, the mad titan Thanos, with Josh Brolin, as he looked like while shooting the movies.

Already announced for the second series: Don Cheadle as War Machine, and James Spader as Ultron, with the ping pong balls on a stick on top of his head.

No mention of a release date yet, but it should come right after the Marvel Legends Age of Apocalypse series that should come out in May. We will keep you updated when more info is available

More news at 11:00...

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