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REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD

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REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD 

There has been a disturbance in the Force. A new toy has made its way to ToyFarce's home which has caused another toy to feel threatened...

Baby Groot felt a threat that he might not be the cutest life-size toy in the house anymore, and needed to inspect the situation.

“I am groot.” - *The child coos*

After some deliberation, Baby Groot decided that they might have more chances at being the cutest thing in the house, if they formed an alliance.

So it was agreed.

...until the eventual sudden heel turn from Baby Groot !

 "I AM GROOT!!"

Baby Groot had only forgotten about one thing... the Force.

“I…am…Groot…”

*The Child coos*

All in all, for 29$, this might be the best 'The Child' version around. Unless we're talking about the SUPER TINY Black Series one, which is the TINIEST THING EVER MADE. Review coming soon!

More news at 11:00... *cooing*

*COO*

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