BREAKING NEWS:

“NO MOVIE SPOILERS!” SAYS COLLECTOR WHO WILL WATCH 14 UNBOXING/REVIEW VIDEOS OF A TOY HE WILL GET IN 2 DAYS!

“SPOILERS! PLEASE DELETE THIS!”

Spoilers. In our modern world, spoilers are sometimes inevitable. If you love a show or a movie, and don’t get a chance to see it within the first few hours it came out, some butthole might post something about it on social media, and, even if you’re super careful about it, you might end up seeing it and being spoiled anyway (For example, my Star Wars collecting dad who sent me a text message saying “wtf, they killed Han!” while I was literally on my way to see The Force Awakens, after staying off any social media the whole day, a few years ago).

At the same time, it seems to always be a race to be the first to post pictures of reveals, or brand new action figures, regardless of if it will spoil the related show or movie. What’s up with that? Toyfarce investigated.

“If I want to see a movie, I try to avoid spoilers as much as I can. I don’t even watch the trailers sometimes. I want to have the best experience, not knowing what it is going to look like, have all the excitement of seeing it for the first time and be surprised” said a passionate collector to ToyFarce.

“Then, how about having that best experience, not knowing what it is going to look like, having all the excitement of seeing it for the first time and being surprised when you get a new toy?

- Oh, that? No, usually, I’ve checked ShartimusPrime, TheFwoosh, ToyShiz, PixelDan, ToyBro, Adventures in Collecting, Unparalleled Universe, DanWho, AnthonysCustoms, … and several other unboxing and review videos of the figure days before I get it. I want to know what I get, and have an opinion on it already, before my hands even touch it.

-Isn’t that contradictory?

- …” (After a few seconds of silence, the call was ended. We were not able to contact him again.)

In a nutshell, spoilers for toys: good, and spoilers for movies/shows: bad.

More news at 11:00… Spoiler alert!

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