MAN BANNED FROM BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP FOR BRINGING HIS OWN REAL, ACTUAL BEAR PARTS!

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MAN BANNED FROM BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP FOR BRINGING HIS OWN REAL, ACTUAL BEAR PARTS!

Halloween is this week, and we continue with our horror themed news!

Last week, in Austin, Texas, a customer went to a Build-A-Bear workshop with a very unusual request: He wanted to build a bear using real bear parts! ToyFarce talked with one of the store’s employee:

“He came with a huge duffel bag, and asked if there were limits to what we could do in the store. We explained him that in our store, you can build your own Teddy bear using all the parts that you can find in the store: you pick the body, you stuff it, you add whichever clothes you want, you give him a heart and name it, and it is your very own, unique Teddy bear. He then asked if he could use parts that he already had, which surprised me. Now, bear with me (pun intended)… I thought he meant some clothes or accessories, but he then proceeded to open his bag, and he had actual bear parts in there! I think i saw 2 bloody bear claws, maybe a leg, a lot of fur… It was unbearable (pun intended)! I immediately called security, and this man is now banned, and will not be allowed in any Build-a-Bear workshops all over the world.”

That man seems to have confused the Build-a-Bear store with a taxidermy store. Honest mistake?

More news at 11:00… bearly?

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