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FIGMA: “WE WILL NOW STOP MAKING ‘ANIME WAIFUS’… SIKE! HERE ARE 25+ MORE!”

BREAKING NEWS:

FIGMA: “WE WILL NOW STOP MAKING ‘ANIME WAIFUS’… SIKE! HERE ARE 25+ MORE!”

The WonderFest 2021 (Autumn edition) occured during the weekend, and several of our favorite asian (or ‘import’) brands revealed tons of new toys. Good Smile Company, the Japanese manufacturer behind the Nendoroids and Figma action figure lines, held a short press conference to make an important announcement. A japanese representative of GSC, in a suit, walked to the stage, and gave the following speech:

“We, at Good Smile Company, want to give you the best possible products. We know our fans love the Nendoroid figures, and that there is some concern over the Figma line, who seems to heavily rely on delivering only anime girls, often cute or sexy, to the market. We wanted to reassure you on that matter: From now on, Figma will stop making “anime waifus” (the crowd let out a huge collective gasp)… SIKE! Here are 25+ more!” (the crowd popped, several grown men were seen crying of pure joy).

Here are some of the MANY figures that Figma revealed this weekend:

(There was also a cool Mummy figure with a sarcophagus, Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, …figures displayed, but nobody realized they were here because of the abundance of anime girls).

ToyFarce hopes that no collectors were scared by that announcement with a twist, and that all your waifus needs will be fulfilled, whether it is by Figma or any other ‘import’ company.

More news at 11:00… SIKE!

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